I need to buy my brother a birthday present. I'm already a month late...

I need to buy my brother a birthday present. I'm already a month late. He's permanently depressed and he's a bisexual artfag. Help.

Give him the gift of death

Give him the dick

>bisexual artfag
a hackintoshed x220 tablet

A gun with a single bullet.

Go to Wal-Mart and get him a cupcake, candle, shotgun and a box of ammo.

>permanently depressed and he's a bisexual artfag
is he single

Actual answer: Wacom drawing tablet if it doesn't already have one.

fellow artfag reporting in.
get him some pens, really good pens. Trust me on this one

>Used & new (5) from $320.00 + $4.49 shipping
I don't love him that much.

>all the same joke

no as of recently, sorry

"Artfag" was kind of misleading. He writes. Still might be a good choice, though, thanks

there's one for $165 on ebay in pretty good shape though

I came to say this.

what's his bf/gf/partner like

idk him but he looks like an otter
and spanish

otter in the gay slang sense or the cute water animal

the former

aww, shame

A rope would do wonders to him

Programming socks

he's bi, not gay