You will never be American and live in NYC

>You will never be American and live in NYC

Give me a reason to keep living...

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NYC sounds like a terrible place to live unless you are rich as fuck

why would you want to?

Its just the experience that people crave.

Like back in amcient times everyone wanted to live in Rome.

Jajaja. His flag has a leaf on it.

I want to work on wallstreet

Yeah. I too want to have my wallet stolen and a pocket knife sized hole in my gut.

I remember watching this one documentary about how foreigners view the US, and there was this one French lady who said everyone in America's racist except for those living in New York.

She's right about the rest of the country, but she's clearly never been to New York lol

That doesn't happen in Manhattan

Maybe in the bronx in the 80's

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

>That doesn't happen in Manhattan

They're ok.

Feels great man. My house would cost almost 4 times as much in NYC, and I already live in California

what's stopping you from coming user? we literally have a state issued ID to make life easier for illegal migrants, no one is going to deport you

How will I work on wallst?

Can you get me a job at Goldman sachs? I want to work for the goldman sachs

put your leaf back on justin

If you're good enough to work at Goldman Sachs, getting a green card won't be that hard.

>state issued ID
Can you talk more about that?

where the fuck in Manhattan would you ever expect to get robbed except in Harlem. Literally everything south of 100 street is completely safe, fuck off. I work there everyday and I go all over the place, I'm more afraid of an ISIS bomb blowing off my legs in the subway than I am of getting mugged in Manhattan

Toronto >>>>> Jew York

Toronto is literally a miniature and shitty model of NYC

www1.nyc.gov/site/idnyc/index.page
its city not state, my bad

>Toronto is literally a miniature and shitty model of NYC
Why?

It's really not that great here. You'll get tired of the lifestyle real fast once the thrill wears off unless you like living at such a fast pace

>it never happens except in this specific place
>its never happened to me so there is no crime xd

Why do you live at fast pace?

>He wants to live in a frozen trashy hellhole full of jews instead of a sunny smoggy hellhole full of mexicans

LA r-represent

I was born and raised in Tribeca and NYC is fucking awesome. Haters hate us cause they ain't us

deadass

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I want to be around my kind.

>I want to be around my kind.
Have you considered Beijing?

Can IDNYC cardholders be deported to their home country?

Are there many Jews in Bei Jing?

I've no experience with deportation but I highly doubt it, the program was created specifically to make life easier for undocumented migrants, they promote it as an ID for 'everyone' so it doesn't become an illegal migrant tag lool

why, you thinking of coming?

New Yorker here. I work at the UN and have to deal with the Permanent Mission of Canada. They are surprisingly a pain in the ass.

Brooklyn is an amazing place. The russian community out there, is pretty cool. Why no other russians want to move?

You're retarded. Manhatten is a playground compared to what it once was. Just don't be stupid and walk down shady streets like in every other country ever.

No history compared to New York with all the flaws amplified by 10

We're just a smaller and shittier Nyc

>Shitty, simplistic public transportation
>Meme-tier version of wallstreet called Bay street
>Offices a fraction of the size of ws

only dumbfucks want to live in NYC.

Explain

Posting amazing food in NYC

...

Just asking out of curiosity

NYC is a terrible place to live unless you are a hipster

my nigga is that halal guys?

we are pretty racist 2bh

Why do you say that?

53rd and 6th baby

>you will never be american
>you will never live in The Bay

Why not the South or the rural Midwest? That's where you should be coming to, Leaf.

i'm dying just thinking about it. that sauce tho. wish they had one in detroit

>you will never trip over dead homeless people lying in urine puddles
>you'll never get robbed at knife point because "lol gun control"
>you will never feel the agony of the mets fucking up season after season
>you will never eat your ramen noodles in your bathroom sized apartment realizing you'll never eat at any of the top of the line restaurants you pass by on the walk to your dead end job
>you will never walk around with vicks vapor rub to conceal the horrible stench
>you will never eat greasy half cold ny style pizza
>you will never be berated by your angry italian family for being unmarried at 28
>you will never die trying to pull a nigress out of a burning building in jamaica
oh the horror

>Your dead end job

Stopped reading right there

It votes embarrassingly liberal

Then again all American cities are degenerate hiveminds of liberalism

What's the Demonym for people from NY?

>tfw american
>tfw you will never live in NYC

Jew Yorker

Why does people voting liberal concern me? Who cares what they vote for? I'm not from pol

Not all

this happens instead

>Give me a reason to keep living...
You're Canadian, which is better, and you could still live in NYC if you put in the effort.

But user, in good cities there are no shady streets!

And thank god.

>Give me a reason to keep living...
You will never be American and live in NYC

jew york shitty is shit

>wanting to live in murrica
ok, i geddit, i do
>wanting to live in nyc, of all places
just fucking why?