How do we save Brazil? How do we save the Olympics?

How do we save Brazil? How do we save the Olympics?

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Oh no a small subset of athletes will have to be slightly more careful and take antibiotics oh no it's the end of the world

>Swimmers will 'literally be swimming in human crap' Dr. Daniel Becker said of the possible conditions

>Rubbish is so thick in some areas that water is not visible and rats are able to live on top of the disgusting floating debris.

>Brazillians will defend this

I'm more worried about NBC's coverage sucking balls than feces and the village being subpar. Hopefully the athletes will make the best of it and don't get asploded by ISIS.

It potentially affects performance, worrying dipping your head in the water can make you sick fucking counts when results are down to tenths of a second, nevermind the real risks... Why don't they change the venuue for this? Fuck it if Brasil loses money from spectators, they must have a place somewhere in the country that's not polluted and setting up minimal facilities shouldn't be beyond their capabilities, especially if they go for an already developed touristy spot.

>the Olympic committee actually though Rio would be a good spot for the Olympics

>implying they did
They just care about the shekels

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>>Brazillians will defend this
You must be new here

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>Rio’s filthy water is already making pro athletes sick. Just ask the surfers.
>“Excuse my frankness, but the rivers feeding into the lagoons are pure sh--,” Moscatelli wrote in an email, “the feces of thousands of people emptied into the river without treatment.”

this will be the most entertaining olympics in decades
what a time to be alive

These Olympic Games will be a literal shitfest

Funnily enough this is one of the only few cases in which "literal" applies :D

people who use literal(ly) when they mean the exact opposite should be shot

We can't
This is the future we chose

>not mentioning all the corpses/body parts in the shitty water
>not mentioning food and tap water in Brazil contains dangerously high amounts of fecal matter

The reason they hosted the World Cup and are now hosting the Olympics in the most subhuman pseudo-country on the planet is corruption. Brazil is the most corrupt pseudo-country in the world and foreign companies are profiting huge with overbilling and embezzlement, and damaging Brazilian national industry only makes it easier for them to inflate our already-inflated BRL. And yes, Brazilians will clearly support this, being the subhumans they are.

>be an athlete that specialises in a meme sport where the ultimate goal is always the olympics
>be rewarded with this

the death march this year might literally be a real death march

You don't. You let the whole thing come crashing down in a terrific failure and then you laugh at anybody that thought it would be somehow okay to hold an international event in a 3rd world, brown, reggaeton crime competition. Also it's the Olympics; who even gives a shit? Unless you're powerfully autistic, these are sports that you saw fit to ignore for the past four years.

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Did anyone actually die in the London games?

Brazil is the India of the western hemisphere.

Yes but what of their pride? Seriously they're human beings not indians.

the 50km death march separates the men from the boys

it's like the third or fourth most enjoyable event of the olympics, after the nice perving from volleyball, diving/swimming, track and field and gymnastics

Only Australian pride

I blame corruption, they were clearly buyed out

>Mexico

Is that one running bitch that always complains about everything too old to compete yet? Man I get tired of seeing her on the news everytime some shit surrounding pseudosports happens.

What's up with all his bully lately?

There are literally 5 threads up against us?

the blonde one who does hurdles? pretty sure she's injured and out

enjoy being relevant

What do you know about corruption, it is ridiculous. Have you seen this corruption.

Mexico City hosted the Olympics in 1968 and nobody complained about unsanitary conditions or shit in the water.

There was a student massacre a few days beforehand, but that's the mexican government doing its thing.

Remember world cup?

Fucking hate being relevant.

World Cup we didn't had all this bully. The 7-1 was right. But everybody been hating on us now for no reason.

I thought she had darker hair, doesn't matter. Just so long as she's not up on TV screaming about sabotage again.

Rio de Janeiro is a shithole, it doesn't represent our country
That's like putting an Olympic in Detroit

World Cup is irrelevant compared to the Olympics.

We know
Is not south brazil

people actually care about the olympics

>But everybody been hating on us now for no reason.
Is that what you honestly believe?

Tbh i think WC is bigger since is happens in the entire country.

Meanwhile Olympics happens in only one city. A shit one btw.

Slightly
London 2012 = 3,6k viewers
Brazil 2014 = 3,2k viewers

Memes aside, that's really unfortunate. Just goes to show how these FIFA and Olympics shit is just rich corrupt fucks trying to make money. Just look at the 2022 World Cup that's gonna be held in fucking Qatar. My county is bigger than that place and almost as hot most of the year.

Sometimes I wish people didn't take sports so seriously.

Probably, the only sprots that i personally care are Basket and Football desu. The rest is meh.

It was just bantz.

Oh good. Because if that was what you honestly thought you'd have to be the dumbest cunt...

I don't fucking get it,are they literally gonna swim in the fucking river or what that is?

Don't they have some sort of pools or canal things to swim in?

I haven't seen olympic swimming, that's why I'm asking, swimming in the river is pretty stupid in other countries too

Olympics is a much grander even than World Cup. WC isn't a fucking water sport played in diarrhea ebola water either

It's funny because it only happened with the Australians, meanwhile the rest were fine.

Someone is fucking with them on purpose.

they probably thought they were robbing fellow brs since we both use the same sporting colours

Brazil is more corrupted, m8.

Brazil is like russia of 90s, but with bigger social benefits, warm weather and more or less stable economy which allows their low class scum to live somehow and even make a lot of children, spreading violence in favelas.

They didn't have their own shock therapy.

Not all water based sports are done in pools

We love you Straya
Here, have a kangaroo

well fuck me can't they make them swim next to the copacabana or something,I guess water is cleaner there

>brazil is more than prepared to host the Olympics
Yeah, what a sight to see.

That's funny because we usually call Russia the "Snow Brazil"

First 7-1, now this
Who can make Brazil great again?
Is throwing commies out of helicopters the answer?

>this picture
Isn't she a little too old to have a baby?

>comparing shitzil to any other shithole in the world
We're 5th world-tier friendo, just give up.

>that watermark

Self hater plz
Your cherrypicking is cringy

That woman is probably like 33 years old. Hispanic women age like shit.

>5th world-tier
That would be most of Africa, you guys are 4th world tier.

Not as bad as 5th world tier, but still shit.

Not even Hispanic, that doesn't even look human at all. Very monkey-ish tbqh.

>swimming in the river is pretty stupid in other countries too
Holy shit, in what hell do you live?
Picrelated is river Volga.

We don't have Ebola, mongol.

That's what you get for stealing our colors

To be fair, user; she didn't exactly have the baby.

>swimming in the river is pretty stupid in other countries too
Not in countries where sewage system actually works

It's not just us that has had to put up with Brazil though. The USA is giving their rowing team sewage proof wetsuits, a New Zealand athlete was kidnapped by the fucking police. It isn't just happening to us; your country is happening to everybody. Because your country is dogshit.

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>swimming in the river is pretty stupid in other countries too
You just accidentally betrayed how 3rd world your own country is and the best part is that only people from developed countries are going to immediately see it.

>How do we save Brazil?
Leave it be.

and this is why favelados shouldn't breed.

I wouldn't trust an australian river though

el americANO

>We don't have Ebola, mongol.
My mistake, it's actually a new strain called Ebola Brazilicus, part of Huezootopian family of viruses which favour Favelicus Troglodytes as its host.

>viruses
>Antibiotics
Average Brazilian education

Why is it Brazilians keep making excuses in this failed attempt to make Brazil look 1st world and as if those are just "isolated cases"?

hope we keep our athletes in a quarantine shithole like nauru or new zealand before they're allowed back onto the mainland after the olympics is done

>yfw ISIS tries to infiltrate olympics but gets robbed by favelamonkeys.

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Yep, yep, I'm hearing you; but have a go at this: Most people don't actually live in the tropics, but even if they did, we've got this top system in place where they just put up signs near shark and croc infested waters warning people. As a result, even dipshits don't swim there. Really does the trick.

nuke at Brazil

I bet brazilians will cut their heads and post it on youtube with some nasheed.

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Fucking third world. Taking antibiotics is always a big deal.

kek

wtf man
swimming in a river is absolutely ok
do you have Ganges-tier rivers or what?

Nice to read it from japaneese.

>mfw most people here joke about how a terrorist attack would be impossible here for this exact reason

Too bad the rest of your country is a desert?

The difference is we broke this circle and you didn't yet.

I wouldn't swim in an inner city river here, either.

It isn't though... Oh, sorry, there's no upward inflection when I type it like that... There isn't though?

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brs should do a better job of it then, there was a bomb that went off in the olympic stadium yesterday

For reasons other than bogans throwing rocks at you?

Well, actually some guy from USA told me exact thing about his town's river.
I just don't get it. I know only one river in Russia that you shouldn't swim in and that is Moscow-river.

>there was a bomb that went off in the olympic stadium yesterday
Honestly Pele farts once at a press conference and you guys just won't let it go.

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I wouldn't swim in the river in, for example, Magnitogorsk, or some other industrial city.

It's just a fact that rivers near high population density are highly susceptible to pollution.
vehicles, waste, shit, dead bodies etc

Shitloads of people swam in the river where I live when I was a kid and nobody got sick.

Anyone got a source for the Olympics being bribed to take place in Rio? Tried looking it up but it just gave results about bribes and corruption re: the venues being built and contracting.

Lula used a lot of his influence during the election, of course it had some brides here and there

>Gastro has struck the Aust Women's Water Pollo team.

really makes you think