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korean pop?
Christ you're pathetic.
good post
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janny's gonna freak
>Abusing steroids as a girl gives you a huge dick clit
>Abusing steroids as a guy makes your bits shrivel up and become infertile
Need a biologist to explain this to me
always sunny in /brit/
why is she in a garage?
Looks like a stripper at a party or something
She's a mechanic
>No Greece, Romania, Bulgaria, Portugal, Spain or Italy
Hm
she needed a place to park that fat arse of hers
the french must be shrink-wrapped and stored in airtight crates so they can be shipped to the most advanced laboratories in the world for analysis
>implying that's the real problem
Look at the Union Jack
BLOODY good post
>Girls can walk around in literally just a coat and if they get caught full-on strumming themselves in public then the absolute worst they'd receive is a slap on the wrist, more likely everyone present would encourage them
Lucky cunts
i'd park my car in her garage if you know what i mean
Edit: I retract part of my statement, I see the flag of Italy now.
Edit 2: Wow, really, downvotes?
French Canadians need to be executed and buried at sea. No man should know what leads a person to become French Canadian.
probably something to do with how the body overcompensates for particular hormones when you fuck up the system
my meal schedule is absolutely arse-backwards, I have my lunch at 11am, dinner at 6pmish, then my breakfast at 10pm
what am I like
Should be an easy job with that mini of yours
Edit: Downvoting me only proves my point
No you don't, you dumb twat, whatever you eat first in the day is your breakfast - regardless of what it is
i have lunch at 4pm and then dinner at 1:00am what am i like
He's so left wing he wants to remove northern ireland
Front Page Edit: OMG Guys I promised I'd never make a front page edit but I love you guys so much.
Edit: Woah, (You) Gold? Thanks guys!
remove this post from the face of the earth
Edit: all the posts I make and THIS is the most upvoted, really guys????
rate my battle station lads
Edit: Great!! ..now THIS is my most up-voted post of all time! Thanks guys! Ughh
*rides a motorized cart into /brit/*
the gf
fuck off
literal redditors ITT
sad!
and i live every day just like its my last one
stop this gimmick please, its shite
edit: thanks for the gold! as ive promised heres a le pancake skyrim!
theory: he won some sort of lifetime apple prize
chebsarooney!!
Hey white boy I heard you voted for UKIP.
Lower your pants and accept your punishment.
I don't get this edit gimmick, sorry.
Edit: ohhh okay now I get it, thanks.
*rides into /brit/ on the back of a sheep*
rate my gf
she gets out in 5 years
me and the lads
would like to slide my bulging fat veiny cock between here sweaty bulging chebs
I only deal in facts
>BSOOTN
what?
What memes are even cool on reddit in 2016?
I miss Descartesposting
I only deal in absolutes.
>women will have sex with dogs but not you
Really thinks you make.
one day you're here next day you're gone
howling at this post mate havent seen anything like it
reddit users have actually ruined /brit/
one day you're an overweight paki next day you're a beautiful tanned goddess
Awful business
Hey, fucking every one
Asian cock is really small than White guy or Black?
When my cock is being hard... then about 15cm
It is really fucking small?
Lads my head is fucked
On one hand she's a supposedly manipulative girl who tried to ruin my relationship and drives my friend crazy
On the other hand she's depressed, doesn't have any friends or real social experience and may not have been trying to do anything wrong
HEAD'S FUCKED
>Brexit voters
Ughh...
how do i edit my posts?
edit: never mind i figured it out
reddit users have actually ruined my bucket
Gf that I met on okcupid (we've only been gf/bf for a week) says she doesn't want to be gf/bf anymore because I went on the app yesterday even thought I didn't speak to anyone. Am I in the wrong?
yes
Fuck off Jock
Do you lads believe the guy who murdered that qt when he said she told him to strangle her?
yes
but how did she find out
no one cares
post k-pop
Dunno what 15cm looks like sorry.
definitely reading this post
tiny asian dick
yes
sounds true
lol my m8 went to australia and he has to do farm work to get a visa extension for some reason. he had a good job here before going out there for no real reason other than just "to travel" and now the cunt's probably feeding pigs in 40 degree heat. what a nob
i could not give less of a fuck about your pathetic nothing problems.
dont know sorry
women don't have emotions, its merely a trick, sir, don't fall for the wenche's mindgames
An "oddball" loner has been jailed for the rape and murder of a woman he promised to "get home safe" after they met outside a nightclub.
India Chipchase, 20, was found dead at a house in Northampton on 31 January.
Edward Tenniswood, 52, claimed the pair had consensual sex and he had throttled Miss Chipchase a result of his "over-eagerness" in bed.
The prosecution said he raped his victim with her clothes on and then "squeezed the life" out of her.
He "cuddled up" to her lifeless body, later found under plastic sheeting on a mattress, before leaving the house for a kebab.
He then sat and drank in a hotel bar for 22 hours until police arrested him after tracking Miss Chipchase's phone to his house.
Edward Tenniswood gave his evidence to the jury as if he were on stage. He appeared to enjoy the audience - so much so that a police officer commented to me that he "was getting off on it all".
It was as if he was reliving everything and rewriting history.
one day you're a schizophrenic man next day you're sectioned
How? I didn't do anything with it. I just read old messages. She said her friend saw me online.
Well you are disgusting m8 so I don't blame them.
>women would literally rather fuck a piece of plastic than you
You are LITERALLY BENEATH PLASTIC to women.
dont care
@poleaboo
there's no way chipchase and tenniswood are real names
>this thread
At least plastic is hard
He came in on a working holiday visa and you can only extend it to 2nd / 3rd years by doing jobs in specific sectors. He has other visa options available to him he just hasn't looked that hard :^)
death grips just announced uk shows lads
>She said her friend saw me online.
haha mate
she was going on there herself
jettison the cow
bigot
>i can't get a gf at all
>some man in his fifties can seduce qt girls who have bfs and take them to his house, have sex with them, kill them, then offer an account of this in court in front of her parents and the media
what the fuck is that thing
where at?
do you vibrate? not so sure mate x
IT GOES
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