American """eagles"""

>American """eagles"""

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Emus dude. Emus.

youu leave that poor bird alone. you made him sad fuck you.

take your gay wedge bird and get off this board

>glorified seagull

god bless murrica

The animals in your coat of arms are a kangaroo and an emu...

>there are more bald eagles in canada than america

triggered by our superiority

>google "australian wedge tailed eagle
>pic related comes up
what a wimpy bird. don't fall for op's memepic.

desu even as a baby it looks like a sickcunt

>they literally kill fucking kangaroos

most badass bird on the planet, bald faggot eagle on pooicide watch

>glorified seagull

Americunts BTFO

Haast Eagles literally ate people, but they got hunted to extinction by Maori a few hundred years ago.

They are not even eagles: they are genus haliaeetus, while eagles are genus aquila


In fact in French it is called a "white-head pygargue"

I wonder why

>hunted to extinction by the Maori
>literally ate people
Well, serves the cunts right, doesn't it?

you fellas sure are gettin me fired up...

The USA will not recover from this, systematically destroyed once again by a greater country called Australia.

But that's the thing, the only reason that Aussie bird is so badass to you guys is because you can't shoot its ass for attacking your parachute.

>mfw a sissy american steps foot on our soil

>The USA will not recover from this, systematically destroyed once again by a greater country called Australia.
I endorse this post

I have shot a wedge tail before, it was trying to kill my dog.

>Haast Eagles
>hunted to extinction
ameriblob education

With what, a rubber band?

>attacks parachutes and paragliders

No buddy, despite what you might think there are a large number of us that do own guns. Blew that cunt away with a 44. Magnum lever action.

Its not fair for the rest of the world, literally mutants animals in Australia.

What manufacturer?

Honda

but do your pussy eagles have guns? every AMERICAN eagle has at least TWENTY SEVEN semi-automatic weapon (one for every amendment). it is their god given right.

toyota

It's an old Winchester, think it was made is the 70's. It's been re built once or twice but still is a nice old gun.

suzuki

You tried mate, you tried.

Cheeky fucker I'll give you that

Oh okay, I get it

What did you do to the eagle?

Side note, why is this thread still going when several others are getting deleted left and right? It seems to fit the criteria of what's getting tossed out right now

I shot it in the chest, then threw it's body out into a paddock.

the only thing getting tossed around here are aussies by your dad

Once again Australia improves on the state of the art of shitposting.

Should've stuffed it and made it a hood ornament

Nah fuck the cunt, it was pretty much in half and stunk like shit.

The real question is, if Australian eagles are so great, why didn't Aussies ally with them during the first emu war?

emus are big birds

politics

for you

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Unfortunate, I dunno if you're allowed to hunt them, I'd assume so, might be a nice bag?

I think it's fairly obvious that the Eagles couldn't ally with the Australians when the Roo's, their prey, allied with the Aussies.
Plus Bird ethnic relations, the Emu's honoring the Eagle's call to arm in the Eight Abo partition, it just wasn't going to happen.

>trying to get away from the answer by using dead memes
Anglia is probably right. I bet the eagles demanded half of WA.

They've simply begun the annexation.

The biggest spider in the world lives here, aussie spiders btfo

*Eighth

>American money

That pussy has nothing on this old girl.

>Only eats little fish
This is a straight-up lie. Bald eagles will kill and eat anything. They've been known to kill sheep and small deer

Shoo, Hue, this is a debate between First Worlders only.

planetdeadly.com/animals/most-dangerous-spiders

Check number 1

The real eagles you have down under are American in orgin.

1st post, best post.

top kek

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>meanwhile in France

>A
>FUCKING
>COCK

most venomous spiders and snakes live here though. Step up cunt.

Here's a bit of a competitor...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crotalus_scutulatus

pfffffffft that's baby as fuck.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_taipan
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_brown_snake

Top two most venomous snakes in the world are auscunts. The Brown snake is both ubiquitous and aggressive too.

Everything in Australia is venomous and aggressive, but they still can't compete with fucking rabbits and toads.

Even our eagles are more impressive. I didn't know we even had them

Barely

desu Cane toads are poisonous, so when Australian predators eat them, they die. There's some documented emergence of resistance in some snakes, but nothing widespread.

The problem with rabbits and cane toads is that they destroy an ecosystem that's been isolated for tens of millions of years. In turn, the food chain collapses relatively quickly.

Most POWERFUL eagle for the MOST powerful race in the world

>Among the rarest and most powerful birds in the world, it has been declared the Philippine national bird.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_eagle

>tfw if Scotland goes well no longer be able to brag about having the 2nd largest eagle

>ignoring the mighty British heron

It's not particularly British.

And since you don't have storks you are unfit to talk about waders