What will you do when you get your robot girlfriend?
Things I will do: >Cook and clean together >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together
>Do gardening >wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Do my taxes >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Teach me foreign languages >I'll hand her stuff I don't want to read and have her memorize it real fast so I can ask her later >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps >Plug my phone and laptop into her for charging >Have her carry heavy things for me >go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on >explore the depths of our minds in brain meld meditation where our brains are connected together >crack hashes and stuff and mine bitcoins whenever we need money with her supercomputer brain >Have her invent recipies for food we like >Tell me funny stories and jokes >pull pranks using her ability to throw her voice and make funny noises with her DAC >Her eyes can project movies on walls so we can watching movies >train martial arts together for fun >go hiking in post apocalypse cities and Michigan wilderness
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
Liam Sanders
have her bump my threads
Nathaniel Stewart
succ n fucc
Colton Sullivan
You have got to be the saddest fucking poster on this whole board. Go and search for filename "threedimensional" on warosu, your posting style is unmistakable.
Justin Myers
offtopic post, reported
Thomas Lopez
Snuff.
Joseph Hall
only the kind where she kills you
Ethan Gomez
imagime being such a loser and reading Sup Forums for so long that you identified a poster just from their "posting style" but was wrong anyway
Lincoln Green
Lick her pussy all day and night
Landon Morales
OP BTFO :^)
Brandon Johnson
shutup i like his posts
Joshua Jackson
Let her do all the chores while I play vidya all day.
Nolan Green
>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper) >dress it up like a girl >root it and install twink custom rom >cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
Evan Wilson
advanced technique you could just 3d print your gf with your molecular assembler though could print an actual 3d girl too as long as it wasnt a copyrighted one
Carter Carter
But I want to print Taytay Swift
Juan Gutierrez
drone striked by warner bros
Carson Powell
Abuse her to test the spectrum of her emotional functions and then wipe and dismantle her and use her core hardware to create a much more useful portable computer.
Daniel Wilson
she beats you up and goes finds a different life partner
Jace Allen
I already removed her limbs while she was updating to a new OS sorry
The spare wires and LEDs contained within were used to rig up some sick flush mount blinkers for my jet powered motorcycle
Parker Barnes
she psychologically screened u when she first met you so you wouldn't be able to get away with any of that bc she wouldn't let her guard down
Nathaniel Lewis
Is she non-proprietary?
Andrew Johnson
I bought the older model without psychological screening.
Also, I fucked your mother.
Check and mate.
Colton Morgan
yes see:
Isaiah Cook
Just wait until she becomes public domain senpai
Gabriel Nelson
>You wouldn't download a gf
Jason Ward
the same thing we always do, user-kun
Brandon Perez
All my gfs have been in the public domain too much already tho if you know what I mean. Looser than ripped sailboats
Jackson Ramirez
Your fault for having public toilets as gf desu.
Ryder Wood
lol
Blake Clark
Install gentoo
Justin Parker
Will command her to go into a public place and commit suicide in front of a crowd.
Joshua Ross
You are like pic related, but male version.
Parker Perry
Tbh I just want to fuck
Luke Martin
his posts always give me a chuckle
Thomas Miller
>Not recognizing some 1 year old pasta
Newfags, please leave. It is officially autumn.
Juan Jackson
>she has free will >she loves you unconditionally
I doubt it.
Samuel Reyes
But it's the same autist reposting it over and over
Brandon Howard
>>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper) They'll definitely be more expensive because there will be less demand
Brody Garcia
Go off road
Dylan Diaz
Cut her limbs in case she tries to escape the house or something.
Robert Nelson
Haven't you see the matrix movies?!?
Jace James
Not the used ones. Girl bots will fetch more money on the used market just because that's how these things work out.
Jackson Brooks
>pirate celeb image >cops show up to take ai gf >its america so she has built in ar-15s >shootout with police streamed worldwide >cnn host asks if robot gf need to be regulated >base model now doesn't even have a pussy >have to take android safety course and get a license for pussy feature
Caleb Peterson
>in the future, there will be communities built around buying old male sexbots and turning them into trap bots
Evan Rogers
>chain her to a radiator >drench her hardware in semen >never clean her >semen build-up fries her circuits >becomes Cortana >become Master Chief >ethnic cleansing >??? >profit