>at a party
>everybody getting fucked up
>party over me and friend left (its his house)
>we drop acid together
>get talking about animals and stuff
>im really high by now
>so is he I can feel it
>get talking about kangaroos
>both mutually decide we like them
>stand up
>hop around
>"look im a roo" i say
>he attaches something to my pants
>can't remember what it was
>calls it my tail
>says now im really a roo
>come up with an idea
>pull down pants
>have penis hanging over boxers so it archs
>"NOW THIS IS MY TAIL" i say
>arch back and stick arms backwards so its like my pelvis is facing back
>i thought this would fix my "tail" being on my front end
>begin hopping around the room like this
>friend just sits there and watches
>hop around in circles like this
>every hop I say "roo"
>after that night he never talked to me again
Pic related, what I guess it looked like.
Times australia ruined our lives
What did he attach?
rely mks u tinc
>Australian exchange student for a roommate first year
>Tries to be a rough boy
>watching a movie on the couch one night
>beers and chips on the table
>small house spider comes along crawling on it
>he sees it
>freaks the fuck out and screams like a girl
>he jumps up to stand on the sofa knocking over his beer into the chips bowl and turning that over at the same time
And that's when I lost all respect for Australians.
just let a refugee rape him
Made me think quite a lot
In his country those fuckers typically hide in your shoe.
In Australia spiders can actually kill you and fuck your wife though
They're like Australia's version of Somalians.
>be australian
>get cucked by spider
>grow up in australia
>be short
>white australians are tall
>I receive all the "banter" (read: bullying)
fuck australia 2bh
If you grew up in Australia, are reasonably young, and ate a western diet there is no reason why you should be short Chairman Cheng
but i did all that, am white, and only made it to 5'8
oy vey short people are like fat people, it's all in the genetics, don't be a bigot
>tfw 5'8 is short in australia
are you skelly?
It's not technically short as long as you look good physically. But he's probably Skelly or fat so they take the piss
5'11" is short in Australia 2bh.
t. am 5'11" and shorter than around 2/3 of young men
so inbreeding is the key ?
>after that night he never talked to me again
sounds like an asshole
lel you deserve it
The hell do these digits mean? That's not how you express height
This, op's story is kind of fun, sounds like something people could do when they have dropped acid with their best friend
what was your tale?
Australians are desperate to be American
nah they were all just super impressed by your giant floppy dick
That's a normal reaction. Some spiders will fuck you up here.
>Australian men have an average height of 5 foot 9 inches. However, among the youngest men in Australia, average height is around 6-foot.
Like 1 in 3 people I know are 6ft tall.
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