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laughing at yanks edition

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korean pop

GEETTING MYYYYYYY, DAIIILY DOOOOSE

Bet that was only to repair an ingrown toenail as well

*imagines being a yank*
*nearly suffocates from laughter*

god dammit did it again

>korean pop

>Only 135,000
>Not wracking up 400,000,000,000,000,000 for a rectal exam
Weak sauce desu

how do you feel about this post?

is the the big ML himself?

exercise is the best thing u can do for yourself

>God dammit

You ARE a yank, move yourself say nada

Looks delicious mate.

where did you find this?

what was that for?

who's jingoistic nationalism is worse? Australias or UK? this is coming from someone with multiple australia tattoos

We're a bizarro hybrid of the UK and US 2bh.

agreed mate :)
nailed 150lb dumbell rows 5x5 today, really felt the burn xx

A paper cut

always sunny in /brit/

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Unironically streaming Call of Duty gameplay from my Playstation 4 through the website known as Twitch.

Treating a paper cut.

@62980909
FOY

What drug can I take to give me energy and confidence to dance all night but not shrink my willy like speed

Do they still have debtors prisons in america?

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:)
being a better person than you already are obvs

of Estrogen?

Me too!

but paper cuts don't need treating, they heal on their own

howling

>where did you find this?

MySpace lid

No, but Canada still does IIRC

chuck us a link

They don't, they just never made a law that makes it illegal

I took my time

I hurried up

They didn't really. You would just move state and start all over again.

You only go to jail for owing spousal/child support, or back taxes.

Lads help I was very hungry and bought a ham & mustard baguette for lunch and the mustard is so hot I feel a burning pain in my nasal cavity when I chew or swallow it.

Literally have tears in my eyes eating my lunch.

the gf lads

really wish i had a girl with huge jugalugs and a nice bottom to fUCK im talking the full sex body

starting to suspect that the janny is targeting me and made it so I can't get any (you)s

Hmmm

Your expectations of women are unrealistic.

NAME SOMETHING THAT GROWS WHEN YOU TOUCH IT

the so called "g" f

/cum/ JUST had a (You) fundraiser and raised OVER 10 (You)s for breast cancer awareness

How about we Brits out do them and get as many (you)s possible on this post to raise awareness for breast cancer?

asked a girl out at work and she said yes
told her I'd ring her and we'd arrange something sometime
what do I do now?

no

Nah, they just don't ice skate in Australia
ice skating is the best exercise for women

english are such pussies with hot food

charlie

Oh fuck I'm only two thirds in and my tummy seems upset with this mustard as well.

Never call her

ive had many women of this nature in my bed pal and yes, yes they are, also my standards are unreasonably high frankly

water is falling from the sky again

Surely swimming is a better exercise?

Touch activated vegetables

mustard isn't "hot", it doesn't have any capsaicin

tell her she has terrible issues if she wants to go on a date with you

then never call her again

@62981206
no

>Americans go to prison if they don't circumcise their children
Mental.

sorry new phone whos this?

Had to make a phone call in work so took some pyrazolam in the toilet beforehand

Not a cold call. Not a difficult customer. Just a simple 3 minute call and I need drugs to help me, my anxiety just gets worse with age

guys pls...

hope youre getting the help you need man take the step

just done some marzipan lads waheeyyy

I pace around for like 20 minutes if I have to make a call.

No. It does too much upper body stuff so you get big shoulders and a masculine aesthetic.

>Literally making shit up

watching WWII documentaries lads

It's bonkers...BONKERS I tell ya

is there a chance the tracks could bend?

dunno why but phonecalls make me really anxious and spaghetti all over the place
in person I'm completely fine and not autismotron, but over the phone I'm next level sperg

How do you feel about this image?

I think your response proves my point lad

Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Do you have some children I could lend?

not on your life my peado friend

Wait till you get to the Poland part. I won't spoil it lad but holy fuck

not on your life, my whatever religion thais are friend

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jesus, dumb father

I got over my anxiety when I started working and I am now very social.

looks good

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having a right laugh at australians 2bh lads

full makes me laugh seeing people being like wish i could fight and die in a war because honestly it sounds so fucking shit, rather smoke weed and wank in bed eating food

i said this sort of thing when i was like 18

It happened in Florida so it doesn't count

Been in the office for 4 years and still scared of the phone

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RUOK?_Day

It get's better.

>"""minor""" procedure
>$68k
god i would hate to have a MAJOR procedure

i'm 5'6 and built like a shit brickhouse

I always plan it out in advance and try to stick to the script.

Not really social anxiety in the clinical sense then

LOL

timewarp any 4channer to verdun and they would literally get in a corner and cry

Wow

I've seen this on /fit/ before, I'm sure

It was, my life was in tatters because I was afraid to check my e-mail or turn on my phone for weeks on end in case there was bad news.

But man's make is more inclined for war than for gluttony so it only makes sense that some want to fight

It'd be a hell of a way to go out

Yes I posted it there. And here as well.

I keep all the images I post in case need to post them again.

Classic /fit/ right there. Haven't seen that in a while.

>Poleaboo tried drying one of his exfoliating gloves by hanging it out of the window
>It got blown away

meh, they're only like a quid a pair

Also, having a slice of chocolate cake, it'll be fine if I count the calories

mate anyone would be devon to be chucked in that hell

even a relatively modern war contains great periods of boredom, discomfort and moral ambiguity

that said if there was a draft id go probs, better me than some other prick

hows mood in france after the terrorist hoo-ha