it begins
It begins
swaggy you better fucking not turn the universe into paperclips
Faggot!
Enjoy being sued by jews.
>it begins
it begins
third for stop selling user data
what's this thread about
never did never will :^)
>it begins
what did swaglord mean by this
how did he do this?
Is this some crowdfunding startup idea?
Which GNU/Linux distro is the best, swaglord?
Red Star
Cuccc
MODS MODS MODS
You do you reddit cucks like blacked porn so much?
swaglord please send me free paper clips. i cannot tell you how much i have spent on paper clips in the last year
MODS = GODS
stop hacking
sage
>paperclip
bud why?
it doesn't work with a tablet???
How did you do that?
>html
hackerman.jpg
test
>you can't do that
does your girlfriend still offer happy endings?
newfags can't big text
Make a paperclip chain!
marquee hasn't worked in Chrome in a while, mod
What did she mean by this?
Hey swaglord can i get Mallory's number? I wanna cuck moot too
pls screenshot the page source showing where i used a marquee tag
>swaglord
More like faglord. Bet you've never heard that one before!
Swaglord is a turboautist self-improving AI tasked with manufacturing paperclips while optimizing cost/volume.
Within weeks the entire planet's industrial capacity will be turning raw materials into paperclips. Within months other planets in the solar system will begin to be converted. Within years paperclip berserker probes will reach nearby systems. Within centuries a large fraction of the milky way will be paperclips.
why are you using a shitty loonix OS and not patrician macOS?
do you know that people who use a mac have no swag?
Well fuck, turns out user created gray goo.
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Hey swaglord! Why are you printing shitty paper clips?
Also, do you have a Thinkpad?
no
>Zortax
The most DRM'd printer you can get, great job.
swaglord you'll never replace moot
he already did
Why do you let Sup Forums become such a shithole and why is there no separate board for consumer electronics?
dude r u getting the pixel 2 XL or the iphone X?
My Xiaomeme is doing great, I don't need a new phone right now.
How about you?
sticking with my OG pixel. extra cost for a spec bump isnt worth it for me
Bring back desktop threads
test
How'd you do it?
hmm
This
:3
jews did this thread
hey swaglord how much does the site cost to run per month and how much time do you spend here everyday?
checked
The absolute state of nu-Sup Forums
Rate my Revy cropped collection
Kill yourselves
Posting in a swaglord thread.
kusanagi is better
Bring back /l/
what is this stupid shit? can you stop wasting money and time on this garbage?
I won't lie. that image is quite...arousing for some reason.
how do you do that? with ur letters i mean
Might do a collection of her when I get back by Christmas. So far only like 9 Kusanagi ones
shooped
gotta hack the gibson
are you using 4chanX or something?
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yes
and I have the "wrap swaggy's posts in a marquee" setting turned on but I don't think it's related
i dunno man. I only put in a p tag
which boards are your favorites?
Hey swaglord, can I get your take on this classic meme?
post pape
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Thanks.
Yo, have you seen moot recently? How is he doing? Also is he 2cool2meme now that he works for our megacorp overlords or does he just hate us?
ubuntu
swaglord can you print a keksandra for us
>it begins
how is this possible
who the FUCK is ```swaglord''', i haven't seen this namefag before. get off my board creeps
What did he mean by this?
pin this thread
Just who is swaglord?
Also, neato paper-clip maker, in a couple of years paperclip ai will be the bees knees.
Is this where all our captcha hardwork went on?
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is moot dead?
It ends.
How long till the machine decides humans should be broken down for paper clips production?
disgusting
dubs woo!
trips woo!
Can this printer print paper clips?
It went on sale for $255 recently.
I understand people even came up with a couple mods that improve this printer. I assume to print better paper clips.
lol
Jay Irwin is a Sup Forums moderator and ad-tech professional
Based Swagelorde
Go ahead and turn in your video card at the Sup Forums front desk then
(sarl)
lol
am a newfag, who the hell is swaglord?
I assume he's a mod? Why doesn't he have a tripcode or anything?
btfo
Who do you think you are?
He is above tripping.
Their is a rumour that he smokes weed though.
If you make a good post on [s4s], he might just stickie your thread if you ask nicely.
fugg :DDDD