It begins

it begins

swaggy you better fucking not turn the universe into paperclips

Faggot!
Enjoy being sued by jews.

>it begins
it begins

third for stop selling user data

what's this thread about

never did never will :^)

>it begins

what did swaglord mean by this

how did he do this?

Is this some crowdfunding startup idea?

Which GNU/Linux distro is the best, swaglord?

Red Star

Cuccc

MODS MODS MODS

You do you reddit cucks like blacked porn so much?

swaglord please send me free paper clips. i cannot tell you how much i have spent on paper clips in the last year

MODS = GODS

stop hacking
sage

>paperclip
bud why?
it doesn't work with a tablet???

How did you do that?

>html
hackerman.jpg

test

>you can't do that

does your girlfriend still offer happy endings?

newfags can't big text

Make a paperclip chain!

marquee hasn't worked in Chrome in a while, mod

What did she mean by this?

Hey swaglord can i get Mallory's number? I wanna cuck moot too

pls screenshot the page source showing where i used a marquee tag

>swaglord
More like faglord. Bet you've never heard that one before!

Swaglord is a turboautist self-improving AI tasked with manufacturing paperclips while optimizing cost/volume.

Within weeks the entire planet's industrial capacity will be turning raw materials into paperclips. Within months other planets in the solar system will begin to be converted. Within years paperclip berserker probes will reach nearby systems. Within centuries a large fraction of the milky way will be paperclips.

why are you using a shitty loonix OS and not patrician macOS?
do you know that people who use a mac have no swag?

Well fuck, turns out user created gray goo.

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Hey swaglord! Why are you printing shitty paper clips?

Also, do you have a Thinkpad?

no

>Zortax

The most DRM'd printer you can get, great job.

swaglord you'll never replace moot

he already did

Why do you let Sup Forums become such a shithole and why is there no separate board for consumer electronics?

dude r u getting the pixel 2 XL or the iphone X?

My Xiaomeme is doing great, I don't need a new phone right now.
How about you?

sticking with my OG pixel. extra cost for a spec bump isnt worth it for me

Bring back desktop threads

test


How'd you do it?

hmm

This

:3

jews did this thread

hey swaglord how much does the site cost to run per month and how much time do you spend here everyday?

checked

The absolute state of nu-Sup Forums

Rate my Revy cropped collection

Kill yourselves

Posting in a swaglord thread.

kusanagi is better

Bring back /l/

what is this stupid shit? can you stop wasting money and time on this garbage?

I won't lie. that image is quite...arousing for some reason.

how do you do that? with ur letters i mean

Might do a collection of her when I get back by Christmas. So far only like 9 Kusanagi ones

shooped

gotta hack the gibson

are you using 4chanX or something?

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yes

and I have the "wrap swaggy's posts in a marquee" setting turned on but I don't think it's related

i dunno man. I only put in a p tag

which boards are your favorites?

Hey swaglord, can I get your take on this classic meme?

post pape

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Thanks.

Yo, have you seen moot recently? How is he doing? Also is he 2cool2meme now that he works for our megacorp overlords or does he just hate us?

ubuntu

swaglord can you print a keksandra for us

>it begins
how is this possible

who the FUCK is ```swaglord''', i haven't seen this namefag before. get off my board creeps

What did he mean by this?

pin this thread

Just who is swaglord?
Also, neato paper-clip maker, in a couple of years paperclip ai will be the bees knees.

Is this where all our captcha hardwork went on?

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is moot dead?

It ends.

How long till the machine decides humans should be broken down for paper clips production?

disgusting

dubs woo!
trips woo!

Can this printer print paper clips?
It went on sale for $255 recently.
I understand people even came up with a couple mods that improve this printer. I assume to print better paper clips.

lol

Jay Irwin is a Sup Forums moderator and ad-tech professional

Based Swagelorde

Go ahead and turn in your video card at the Sup Forums front desk then

(sarl)

lol

am a newfag, who the hell is swaglord?
I assume he's a mod? Why doesn't he have a tripcode or anything?

btfo

Who do you think you are?

He is above tripping.
Their is a rumour that he smokes weed though.
If you make a good post on [s4s], he might just stickie your thread if you ask nicely.

fugg :DDDD