Learning a language only one country speaks without plans to move there

>learning a language only one country speaks without plans to move there
why

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anime

Doujins

anime

Because it's got the 3rd highest GDP

anime

Jokes on you, it's spoken by three (3) countries!

Autism

Cause I like to consume Japanese media

And I hate it when they don't release their games in the west

Manga

bara translations lack the nuances of the original

>And I hate it when they don't release their games in the west
Japanese games are all shit. Demands in the west are too small, because Japanese games are all shit.

weaboos
this

>even japanese people cannot speak their language with absolute fluency, and they soak in it from birth
>baka faggots think they will ever be good enough to speak or watch their porno cartoons without subtitles
Just give up. Japanese is a convoluted piece of shit of a language anyway

Gomenasai, my name is Pedro-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old Mexican Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

t. normie military nigger

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Better learn Dutch. It's spoken in two European countries, four North American countries, one South American country. And a variant in multiple African countries.

but dutch is gay

So is your dad. But that didn't stop you from learning his dick with your ass. ;DDD #REKT

>my native tongue is a language that only one country speaks and is a complete meme where even adults make tons of mistakes speaking it and writing a decent formal letter requires a master's degree in literature.
>mum is an english teacher who speaks perfect english but she didn't teach me it when I was small enough to learn languages with no difficulties

why

I'm learning Russian without plans to live there (not permanently anyway)

Both of my possible career paths involve it so it's useful as well as just a hobby

Dutch sounds like a drunk German turkey that got something stuck in his throat

Let's face it. English is only a majority language in 6 countries. It's pretty much irrelvant.

Do japanese people even read, like, classics and shit? Why do you guys keep cucking yourself with this language?

I'd rather learn south (belgian) dutch

>Le Dutch sounds German meme

It sounds English moreso than German
Though it looks pretty German in writing

>says the Russian

But a lot of countries are still in the process of transitioning to it. About half of Nigeria speaks English already, but English is their official language that schools are taught in and stuff so it will eventually become 100% English speaking. Same with a lot of other former British colonies.

Because you want to?

>Netherlands speaks more English than Canada

Soon Canada and the USA will be speaking French and Spanish though.
And the Netherlands will be the last English speaking country. And then we'll just throw it into the garbage bin.

There is literally no excuse for not speaking English if you live in a European country with a working educational system.

I live in nrw and hear these Bastards almost everyday. It sounds almost fully German.

Outside of a few isolated, heavily Hispanic pockets, Mexicans rarely speak Spanish by the time they are third generation.

>UK
>USA
>90-100%
nah

No mate, you are the one who sounds almost fully German.

you sound full of shit
literally all you talk about is excuses

I'm 2nd generation and only speak it 5% of the time Tbh.
I bet third generation mexicans only speak it in spanish class.

>tfw learning a language that only a few smelly old pedophiles in Vatican and faggots on /lit/ speak
why do I even bother

>There are 45 million Hispanophones who speak Spanish as a first or second language in the United States,[1] as well as six million Spanish language students,[2] making the United States the second-largest Hispanophone country in the world after Mexico. Spanish is the Romance language and the Indo-European language with the largest number of native speakers in the world.[3] Roughly half of all American Spanish-speakers also speak English "very well" based on self-assessments in the U.S. Census.
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>15% speaks Spanish
>half of them speak English
Just give up. After the elections Hilarity will ensue and it will be ogre.

Half of them are fluent in English, the other half are still learning. And I'm willing to bet that the non fluent half is mostly the first generation immigrants.

I don't plan on living in england or burgerland but I want to consume their media

>Mexico
Really, like wtf..

>Mexico has less English speakers than Monkeyland despite bordering USA.
Really makes me think.

Mexicans learn the language of all their important neighbours. Which is Spanish to the south. And Spanish to the north.

Stop making a fool of your self, fellow toothpaste.

>t. Chicano visiting the Netherlands

I wonder who's behind this post..

What the fuck, but mexican spanish is basically half english

You might be thinking of Chinese, I've never really heard of Japanese people "not being able to speak Japanese properly". There are lots of non-Japanese who have mastered it.

Japanese games are less good for sure now

>héhéhé
>not honhonhon

Appreciation for the media, and culture of the land.
And people want to play all them tiddy games.

SACRÉ BLEU, THE KANKERS KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN

Watch the % of English speaker skyrocket in Mexico once Trump deports all the Chicanos.

>Probably in top 5 countries to holiday in globally
>One of the largest cultural countries in the world, almost every cunt has some sort of weeb festival, the UK has them all the time (not just weeb stuff)
>One of the most popular cuisines in the world
>3rd largest economy, and very relevant cunt
>Probably the most prominent language after English for popular media for young people due to anime-manga etc
>Great cinema history (not so much thesedays), pretty decent body of literature and a history which is still cool and present in the cunt (not stripped out like China)
>Interesting language that allows you to do stuff like calligraphy, not a meme "business gotta make money and ride the flavour of the month train language" like Chinese.

idk m8, when i was in spain i had to work as a translator between the spanish and the rest of the people

The biggest annoyance I have is the Mandarin-Meme, I finished my PG work about 2 years ago and because it had business elements I ran into so many people "interested" in Mandarin. AKA. "MUH MONEY" "MUH GROWTH". AFAIK none of them work in or with China nor have any of them at this point continued to learn Mandarin or got anywhere with it.

If you want to learn a difficult language don't learn one for economic benefit. If you see language as a ROI then you will be massively frustrated that after a couple of years you will have reaped nothing from it. Not only that but with Mandarin you are limited to a couple of places and while Taiwan is nice you will need the mainland and its honestly not that great. But you need that sort of exposure and experience to actually put your language use to test.

If you want to learn a language, especially one that isn't piss easy then don't pick one you don't have a considerable interest in, its a waste of your time. pic semi-related.

Persian is the best sandnigger language

Chinese is tough to speak due to tonal shifts, but its written form is simplistic compared to the convoluted nightmares of japanese

>four North American countries
wut

degeneration

We do a lot of business and government dealings with Japan

Being white and born American and a Japanese translator could be VERY lucrative

your mother is a cunt

it's sounds shit af. Like so shit that if the hottest chick in the world were to speak it, I wouldn't want to fuck her anmore.

>Get an education
>Learn the Language of said Country
>Join the diplomatic Corp
>Serve you country while still enjoying the culture of another

I see no problem with this

Will a guy who can only speak English have a hard time if he visits your cunt?

I have something hard for your mom if she visits

because you tip your fedora

Business.

>Doesn't like gay incest

Kill yourself

Translation is very laborious job and people tend to make mistakes when they do it and I don't want to face it

おうべいばーか

>four North American countries

honda suzuki tamagachi pokemon

>tamagachi
たまごっち perhaps?

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