Mom cloned the repo

>mom cloned the repo

>mom changed the family computer's DE

>mom unlocked the boot loader

>mommy disabled intel's management engine

>grandpa wants to take his money out of crypto and invest in IPv4 addresses

>dad changed the wallpaper

>dad deleted linking park

>grandma sues over gpl license

>Mom replaces the router's dynamic DNS with her own

>mom changes the sass output styles

>grandma welded the intel

>general public license license

>mom ran dist-upgrade without backing up

wat

>grandma rewrote git history

>mom rejects your pull request

>second cousin disabled x11 forwarding

>Mom found my secret gay folder.

Nice taste

>pastor pinged the media server ports

>sister severed the ssh session

>I rm -rf'd my computer

> gf accepted the pull request

>mom picked up the phone

sister gave 1024mb to the intel gpu

>tulpa shut down the pc instead of hibernating it

>mom brute forced my password, ssh'd in and attached my tmux session and saw me chatting with a bunch of perverted mtfs on Rizon

>mom restarted irssi and reset my idle time

>grandpa cracked the aes256

>dad deleted my .vimrc

>sister helped me compile my kernel and set my use flags

>my uncle did a krack attack on my network and injected loads of malware into my unsecured ports

>aunt set USE=gnome and emerged @world
>he doesn't use publickey authentication

>dad removed my key from authorized_keys

>mom found the .emacs.d

>mum mum replaced runit with systemd

>mom made a pull request

>mother added herself the to sudoers file

>grandma installed a de-goodled custom rom

>mom found my dotfile repo

Mom found the .bashrc

>grandma merged my code into the release branch

>grandpa delidded the CPU

>mom is using libreboot

>mom ran sudo chown -R :wheel / && sudo chmod -R a+rwx /

>grandma pinched a loaf on my ducky

>grandma mainlined a driver
>torvalds baked some cookies

>mom found out my encrypted MILF porn folder

>Torvalds delivered said cookies to FSF office

>Dog turned on the FX5800

Oh shit should I be doing that?

Post something from your secret gay folder.

ipv4 addresses are running out, so presumably you could somehow sell them

>mom found the divorce papers

Grandpa migrated my pipeline scripts to Jenkins 2.

>mom unrolled all loops

>mummy took over machine learning cluster to analyze her facebook friends

I used the cluster for mat lab to give me an analysis on all the guys that have fucked your mom by her facebook friends

I used it to calculate the size of OP's mom's ass

Why do you have only 1 user for more than one people

you know that won't do anything

You should always backup

>mommy contributed to the exhentai downloader

>bf decline my pull request

nephew solved a p=np problem in javascript

>grounded from mounting the postgres partition

>little sister installs gentoo

>mom cloned the incest porn HDD

What is IPV6?

>younger sister found out she's running guest os

been doing that on ubuntu for many years. i've had problems only a few times, and the only thing I had to do to get them solved was to wait until a new version of the package was uploaded to the repos

>hit send without solving the captcha

>we're running out of fish, it will become more valuable when theres less of it and people will pay more for it
>"durrrrrr just eat bread"

>Dad said he's going to take a look at my makefiles

>food analogy
Also who the fuck wants to buy IP-addresses

>mom bough ubuntu

only one that made me laugh, congratulations.

you sure are easy to entertain user.

ahah this one made me laugh user

>uncle sister bought copies of winzip multiple times

>uncle sister
ftm or mtf

dtf.

>grandma got run over by a reindeer

>grandma called someone a "coder"

>grandma calls herself a "girl who codes"

>mom doesn't code in PEP8 format

>nan grounded me for not using a POSIX-compliant OS

Mom tried to unzip Grandpa's tarballs.

>mom published non-free software

Dad dropped the tables

>my wifes son changed the WIFI name to "Mixed Masterrace"

how did you deal with the runtime issues ?

>grandpa cleared my server's authorized_keys

you sound like someone who has no idea what he is talking about and just parrots headlines he picks up from redding /r/technology or Sup Forums

Actually a pretty neat gift idea for friends.

>nephew pushed untested code to the production box

Kids here will never know what the reference is about.

I think he was making a child abuse joke

>family doctor modified webpack config

Thats wrong desu I am basically a kid but i assume when someone uses the phone hen using a dial up connection it disconnects