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Birmingham City University edition

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What has Tim Byrne been up to today?

free markets are the solution

don;t reply to it

DON'T PRETEND TO MISS THE DROP LIKE ME

what a mess we made when it all went wrong

Heavily-regulated markets are the real solution.

t. Comrade Corbyn

What?

post screenshot

casio g-shock watches are hideous

youtube.com/watch?v=ClqUcScwnn8

He is 100 year old.. None of Rockfellers or Rotchilds have died to cancer.. They have cure to it..

just don't reply to it

Poleaboo does not exist and has never existed

>unregulated markets are a good thing
ummm sweety... x

free maket being forced

hello, new here

Poleaboo is on holiday in the states

Trying to find a very large, sweaty, fat black man so I can gargle his balls

Last post from GB, going back to a fucking leaf tommorow

I have a casio edifice watch

we're full

fuck off leaf

FORKANDLES?

Might buy a Casio F91w

*BRAAAP*

fantastic post

Nate is gunna fucking smash McGregor again.

Put £10 on submission in the third round and almost won £320 last time.

Going to put the exact same bet on. Somehow McGregor is still the favourite even though he has basically nothing going for him.

Is that the terrorist watch?

when you die you turn to fucking dust dude

Going to a pagan pub meet this weekend lads
hopefully there will be occultist qts

dyou think yanks just hear the word "free" and decide unfettered capitalism is a good thing?

why can't a GF am I that ugly?

Good choice m8 Al-Qaeda approved

know someone who unironically wears one of these, he probably browses Sup Forums

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>pagan pub

get a haircut and sort your moustache out for starters

Diggin the stache, stache bro

what's that orange shit growing on your face?

Lads, I've been getting closer and closer to my girlfriend, been together for a couple of years now, and I'm thinking I might marry her.
She has a daughter though, who's 5 now. She was 1 when I started dating her mother. This daughter is more or less like my own daughter by now, I've taken her to school and taken my girlfriend and her daughter out for dinner together loads of times.

I just don't know if I want to raise another man's child for life. I don't want to be the "you're not my real dad" kind of person.

Not gonna lie, the "my wife's son" memes have really fucked with my head. not sure if I want to be a worthless cuck of a man, but I know I'm nearly ready to start settling down

most o dem wait for the drop
not me i'm in straight from the top

is that actually matt? someone please reply

haha cuck

having a look

have your own kids too then

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Morano

When she was born the world population was 1.6 billion, every single one of those 1.6 billion has died and rotted into shit

none of the other 7 billion people now alive existed when she was born

wife dat shit up homie

make sure to plant your own seed in her and constantly treat your own child better though

why don't you have your own kid with her?
to make you feel better

It's called class

this

on the bright side, this means you can fuck her when she turns legal

*reincarnates*
say that again bud?

SOMEONE PLEASE REPLY

Wanted to play piano when I was younger at Ramsey school but there was too much O-level pressure and it was never pitched to me correctly desu.

Official what to call carbonated beverages power ranking

1. Pop
2. Fizzy drink
3. Juice
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4. Soda

me and the lads

Look at this filthy whore

I'm violating her and she doesn't even realise it

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was thinking something along the lines of this. Always wanted to have at least 3 kids of my own if I ever settled down. Dunno if my girlfriend would want that many, but she seems to like the idea of having a baby with me sometime for her daughter to have a little brother or sister.

Me in the middle, doing a sad.

Sparkling tonic

clearly bait but still hideous

Are ludders

dunno if you guys remember me but I'm the guy who shat in a tumbler about a year ago.

my mate still hasn't spoken to me

Any advice?

doing a howl to this

done faking my job search for the day

...

Haircut and a shave and this boyo could pull off a Domhnall Gleeson easily.

youtube.com/watch?v=F9PmTXXEJN0

I don't get what's stopping you? it's a Sup Forums meme. most of us will never find happiness so don't use the slurs of the unhappy dictate your life desu

Matt looks a bit like Bill Hicks

what's your wife's daughters father like?

tell us the story again mate

How did that happen? Did she get fucked by a Chad then instantly start looking for some beta bux?

>Moosey commits suicide because he can't handle Tim anymore

piss in his ribena

matched an old /soc/ camslut on tinder once
got her number but she boyed me off
quite sad, wonder what could've been

new

I hope Tim doesn't fuck the bears

what a strange world we live in

do what YOU think is right but never forget that she'll value her child more than you

post BMI's lads

nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/Healthyweightcalculator.aspx

who else /banginthemiddle/ here

how much do you guys pay for your xannies

asking for a friend haha

realy thinkeng. ..wow nice

youtube.com/watch?v=3biZkA-TNvs

Tjún

watching the bear show now 6th time this week

according to libertarians this is a communist organization

not sure if anyone has noticed but there seems to be a strong correlation between doxxing yourself and being a fucking insufferable cunt

same as yours

probably lower bodyfat % tho cuz im absolutely bangin yagetme

tim looks a lot fatter now then since he first turn't into a meme on here

Poor show.

hes fucking mad

I'm almost in fatty boom batty territory. I'm not really fat, just a skinny man with a horrible pot belly and man tits glued on. Truly the most disgusting body type.

youtube.com/watch?v=F6hGc7S8d88&feature=youtu.be cool björk

He's actually not a scumbag or anything, I've met him. Mostly a nice dude, but he had a midlife crisis when he was married to my girlfriend, and he took off to live in France for a few years. He went into therapy and got into art and literature but he'd fallen in love with a woman in France, so he didn't come back. We've invited him to his daughter's birthday parties but he's declined each invite. I've met him at small party gatherings though.

Story of her daughter's father just explained. I met her through work, and I was a bit wary about the child baggage at first, but I had just gotten out of a long-term relationship myself and was looking to get back into dating again. She's a great mother, I've learned to love kids because of her. Confident, beautiful, caring, I'd honestly love to marry her now.

he's swelling with bio oil and needs a milking

hes. Big guy

Why is Murder, She Wrote the bears' show? What do they like about it?

this is sort of bullshit because my bodyfat percentage is like 15%

also
>moderate activity is the highest
bunch of fatties here

Just bought a Motorolla Razer lads

I'm going to be the forefront of the neo-retro phone wave.

alright lads haha...
*ambles around smiling at people*
*picks up a beer*
*goes and sits in the corner starts playing with phone*