Tfw not born a Mexican

>tfw not born a Mexican
>why live

Tfw no mexican bf

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Why would you want to be born with an 80% probability of being a shitskin spic?

Why not?

>80%
More like 100% lmoa

feels good

the only really good thing about this place is the top tier food, and even that is kind of overrated.

Source? Skin chart is here is from CONAPRED, you can find it on the Wikipedia article on Mexicans... Nevermind "shitskin spic" is language for the mentally challenged

Yeah there's no posible defense for this, I'll certainly join in condemning this behaviour...

>mfw no enchilada gf

Yeah, life for the poor sucks everywhere, the country is top tier when you have money...

> be Mexican
> smarter than niggers
> bigger cocks then whites
> work harder than Asians
> non degenerate
> everyone around the world loves your food
> cultural powerhouse of Latin America
> 20 years away from colonizing the United States completely

>> bigger cocks then whites
>> work harder than Asians
>> non degenerate
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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come home slav man

come home slav man

7-0

Awful

w-who cares about that semen slurping sport anyway, seriously.

>Mexicans are seen barely better than niggers here in the US, and I've seen the surveys where they had an even worse perception rating.

Fuck spics. Bottom of the barrel trash.

I'm going to pick up a six pack tomorrow and get wasted fæm, it's a good beer especially with a slice of lemon.

BAJA CALIFORNIA, Y JALISCO: LOS MEJORES ESTADOS MEXICANOS.

>> non degenerate
lol no, Mexitrash are just as bad as niggers

t.someone who lives in Texas.

Who the fuck cares what Americans think?

>born Mexican
>no pointy boot bros to hang out with

sad desu

No...

t. cucked by BIG MEXICAN COCK

Pochos y putos son lo mejor de México? Ay güey...

Mi novio es de Antofagasta, me vale.

>tfw born
>why live

el SerbiANO

Que es un pocho?

>Antofagasta

Por lo menos no vio como esta la ciudad despues del enriquecimiento

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A Mexican-American

>un gallo
No entiendo

me

Por que los odias?

no, solo así se llaman

CHI

Ve "Zoot Suit" y entenderás porqué

terrific!

>tfw at least you're not Mexican
Dog bless

>El Salvador

Is this bait?

*teleports behind you *

*activates HF blade mode*

Nothing personnel , kid

*beheads you*

Pffft, too easy

One of he worst Mexican states

*it was an hologram*

es sinónimo de chicano

your heads not in the right place if you wish for that m8

He could join in a mexican cartel and turns a rich guy.

I'm here kid
*shoots you in the face*

Quiero un amigo mexicano ;_;

>Joining a cartel
>Getting rich

indeed

because I don't need to cross a boarder?

>Serbian would have rather been born a Mexican

Dream big, user, dream big.

Quiero ir a Baja california :(

Nice one.