/asean/

spoopy monsters edition

/bule/

>tfw no Manangal gf
Why even live

bump

Morning tawas rituals

What kind of spider this is? I can't take a picture right now, but it's a spider that consistently raises its stomach and puts it down again and again, its abdomen is color red,teal and pink and has pitch black 2 legs in front while the other 6 are white.

>asean thread
>first 4 posters are not Asian flags

We did it lads

Such a proud moment

...

same here when our naj been called out by department of justice under kari act

How is /asean/ still a thing

Nothing but shitposts here

that's the life mang

goddamn I really hate that tone of skin it looks like a corpse's wtf

Well, not like I can argue with that.

Anyone gonna get Pokemon in November?

is this 1 better?

no i will be in uni and work at night so i can but my dream bike in few months

brunei is more real country than singapore

Monkey is more real country than Pinoy

dubs

get

if dubs all asean posters get a gf this year

REMINDER TO KIDNAP BULE
AND DEMAND TO OBAMA $100M FOR EACH BULE OR WE CUT OFF THEIR HEADS AND THE NIGGER WILL ACTUALLY PAY FOR IT

anyone try talking to the dutdut hotline?

Rock have more soul than singaporeans

I reported plebbit is filled with dank matuweed users and he needs to hunt them down and block philippines from using it.

8888? drop called it

I tried it no one was answering

if trips only i get gf

Thai girl is more man than Flip

I like cute boys

Do you have backwards villages in your countries like in south america?

With tribesmen and girls who go around topless?

Not anymore our natives can afford AC and wifi on their treehouses now. not memeing

whats wrong?

It's not gay if it looks like a girl.

>not wanting feminine penis
are a faggot?

not anymore,they use smartphones too
maybe in ARMM

That's too bad.

>you will never go to a country and meet people who aren't crypto-americans
Fuck this cultural victory.

wat u mean? its 2016 canadanon everyone must have internets

Nah they run hot spring inns and rake in big dosh from cityfags.
Hanasaku Iroha orang asli edition.
There is always Papua New Guinea.

Magandang tanghali

>tfw no palengke shopping, kapalungan going, kidlat seeing, paniki chomping, kalayaan fighting, mata straining, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf

autism is real

You actually took the time to type this out. Congrats.

Magandang Hapon

this is single

HAHAHAAHAHAHHA still no chink gf??

this is dubs

what does op pic mean ?

i have chink gf

Monster girls thread

well they are still the indigenous tribes here in mindanao who rarely discloses themsevles out in the open.

You can try to vist the lumads or manga kabagbagan's here in northern mindanao but I guess the terrorist and rebels might scare you.

God Its hard controlling myself from eating pizza

Im now on my 41st day since I last ate one and my brain is urging me to buy.

Dammit I shouldnt have eaten 22 boxes in 2 months during May & June

food is still food rice or not just buy pizza is good

I don't have any monster girls; only a bunch of youkai and chill.

Is this okay?

Just give in and eat more of that pizza poison hut so that you can finally kill yourself

Sure why not

thank you

Vampires are cute!

Cute!

sauce? is it yandere manga?

no, same artist as the loli barista

"/asean/ was a mistake, it's nothing but shitposts." - Mahathir

really makes you think

How was your siesta

>get tawas
>go outside
>see cardboard with a dead body next to it
>sprinkle tawas

Don't forget to buy tawas now as the price is low to reserve your spot in this amazing island.

~aawwwwooooo

gulag soon!

What the hell just happened?

or

What the hell did just happen?

Which sentence is correct?

fags

i didn't know there is place called lithunia.

Thanks I guess?

It was bad

The prices ate going to get high soon

>Going home from your work abroad
>these girls(?) are the assigned customs consultants for the day
>they check your bags and body
>5 kg of tawas was found among in your anal cavity
>wat to do?

>get myself privately inspected by the girl second from the right

Remember guys: BOYCOTT CHINA

Strip myself naked & let Mocha step on my balls

They will probably snort it especially mocha

They will snort it from your anal cavity

Is there any Borneon here? Have you ever seen a orangutan?

I-is she that kinky?

She's not like your mom user ^^

This is more degrading than people getting high on crack

Of course not

Mocha is a retarded whore

Noytards BTFO

>Of course not
Yeah right (sarcasm)

>Mocha is a retarded whore
So is your mom tho

I was wondering where the butthurt fb meme went dutdut has been on a retarded streak again this week

Not a lot of damage control comming from him

>I was wondering where the butthurt fb meme went dutdut has been on a retarded streak again this week Not a lot of damage control comming from him
Noytard spotted

>these are the cunts that are fanatic about Marcos shits and duts.
>they consider themselves rigtwing and conservative

Degrading

>t. shabu adik

I find the retard to be more active in bullshit posting on Sup Forums and Sup Forums top kek

FUCK OFF

GONNA BUY SOME VIDEOCARD MADE IN CHINA

says the retard who worships Cory Aquino

I wonder why a lot of retards are angry with DU30? are hey potheads/druggies in denial? or just simply trolls & idiots?

>I wonder why a lot of retards are angry with DU30? are hey potheads/druggies in denial? or just simply trolls & idiots?
Pretty sure they're just idiots or butthurt druggies who cant sniff their solvent anymore because of the D

Lol I think I saw him on Sup Forums fucking cringeworthy

Its a sin to hate our lord

they're just trolls & druggies

pro-DU30=disciplined
anti-DU30 = druggies

>browse /asean/
>it has turned into /pinoy/ 2.0

>posts boy goblin memes

Found the retard

Mocha is also from UST :^}
What a big blow to their reputation

It so accurate imo

adiks, adiks everywhere on this thread

>le college meme warz when you're no longer attending uni

So much sentiment