Thing found on the road

I found this thing on the side of the road. What is it

Doesn't matter since it's fucked beyond repair. It's some sort of PCB, probably a piece of some child's toy, judging by the shape.

FBI Tracking Device

electric shoe sole
has 4 pressure sensors and lights up LEDs on the sides of your shoes depending on how you walk

Mouse

it makes mustard gas, don't mess with it.

Electric flip-flop.

It's part of an anal probe used by the glamorians.
Please leave if out on your welcome mat so that we can send our men to retrieve it. Pleasee comply or we will be forced to use force.
You have 5 minutes to comply.

PCB of car remote.

Give it back, d'Shawn.

shoe botnet

Yup... looks like one. 4 buttons and antenna around the edge

PCB
Of what? Only god knows

key fob

This is a foam flip flop. Are the people in this thread autistic?

>touching garbage... then bringing it home
Why!?

this, 4 buttons

It's garbage.

You picked up literal garbage.

Why does everyone think it's a shoe? Do you know people with feet that tiny? Are you ant people?

>image has no reference to size
>people assume shape and infer size from that
>LMAO ARE YOU ALL RETARDED??
No, user. It is you who is retarded.

It's a mouse

>visible cheap foam paint coming off
>thickness visible in one of the square holes in the top right. Way to thick to be a motherboard
Your parents made a mistake lad

Why did you EVEN pick it up? lmao

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>ELECTRONIC MAXI-PAD

I'm only in the thread because I thought the same thing

Just scrape off the gold and throw it away

it's probably the pcb for the controller for some trucker's anal vibrator discarded out the side of the truck.

seriously it's clearly the PCB from an electronic massager or sex toy.

dudes, it's obviously tiny from the picture. look at the depth of field and the size of the wood grains relative to the size of the board. this thing is 2in long, max.

It's a smart maxipad

And yet, to be in a shoe it wouldn't need to be the size of the shoe.

It's more likely a hand controller for something. I have a heater with a 4 button remote roughly that shape and size.

>being this autistic

You know bling bling shoes with lights are made for KIDS, right user?

lol ur 2 inches long

Chrysler/Dodge pcb around 2000~2004 or so

>picked up random shit from the road side
why would you even do that?

idk eat it

looks like a menstrual pad

circuit board for a shoe tracking device

Just make sure the CIA niggers don't get y-

OP should sniff it. :3

its the pcb for a cheap shit remote of some sort, judging by the shape its for a ceiling fan or one of those tv-b-gone things.
even if it wasn't completely destroyed, it would be worthless to you.

the gold tracing stands out be me though, what a retarded waste of gold. once again, worthless.

Actually, upon looking at it further, the band at the top is an antenna, the hole is for a key ring.

This is somebodys car remote. if by some miricle, or curse, it still functions or is repairable, you have the potential of finding this persons car and gaining entry to steal the change out of their ashtray.

This is a menstrual pad for a fembot.

Give back the electric shoe, Jamal

It's a moonflow pad for a realdoll.

Dry cum stains on the glass ew clean that shit op.