Who /can't wait for the opening ceremony/ here

Who /can't wait for the opening ceremony/ here.

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me 2bh

Are you going?

You realise that regardless of the performance, the banter will never be the same?

me

we are first on the parade anyways

nope too expensive and it's a normal work/university day for everyone 2bh. Also I'm literally 1000km away from Rio

>normal work/university day
Why don't they make it a public holiday?

>You realise that regardless of the performance, the banter will never be the same?
also how come?

it's a public holiday for Rio only 2bh, they are going to get 5 public holidays during the Olympics, also I don't know kek, Olympics in Brazil is more like watch at the TV thing when you are free than like what happens during WC which companies, schools and everything literally stops regardless of being a public holiday or not

2bh I'm curious about that and I really want that to be good, even knowing that's going to be shit.

>tfw you'll never see an opening as good as china's live again

My body has never been more ready.

Remove "Ordem e Progresso" from our flag and put "Anime e Duolingo"

Who /curing Zika virus/ here?
Oh, that's right. Us Australians.

>zika meme

wew lad

Do you guys really have a working cure or vaccine? That is pretty fucking awesome and you should pat your countrymen on the back, if so.

>zika meme

wew lad

Nah, but Aussie scientists have found a bacteria which destroys it from our own Aussie mosquitoes, so they infect our mossies with the bacteria, and let them go over in Brazil to spread it and kill the virus.

Or something like that.

>zika meme

wew lad

Not just the opening ceremony; the whole thing really. Between the lousy athlete accommodation, the fire alarms that don't actually work in the event of a fire, the cops kidnapping a NZ athlete and extorting money from him, the US rowing team issuing their athletes with sewage-proof wetsuits and Brazil just being a shitty place to begin with, it's fantastic. It hasn't even started yet, but it's already a disaster and it's probably only going to get even worse and more ridiculous. It's well on the way to being the funniest olympics in history by a wide margin and we owe it all to a bunch of corrupt Hue Hues that wanted to have the olympics in a brown reggaeton shithole that if it wasn't for soccer, the national sport would just be crime.
Seriously I am in awe and cannot wait to see what happens next.

yes all your Sup Forums memes will come true :D

These aren't Sup Forums memes, this is just stuff that the media keeps reporting on. It's really not my fault that your country is so bad at things, so don't go shitting on me, I'm a human being, not a river in Brazil.

I just want this shit to be over with so I don't have to deal with dumbass tourists who are retarded enough to go visit a third world country in the middle of every crisis known to man blocking the traffic when I'm on my way to work

Hello brazil you played pretty good against China
It's gonna be fun watching Sweden vs Brazil

yes everything that media says it's 100% true, that's why we are so worried about zika, robberies and murders here, it's impossible to live here or even raise a family or do anything here. I mean have you seen their murder rate! or even the Brazilian economy! They are a shithole! and that's why we should be colonized by a superior masterrace colony like Australia to make us know what civilization is hahahaha pls gib aussie dick!!!! We will become first world like you guys!

I just wish nobody Japanese died there.

me tbqhwyf, I want to see the parade with the flags and shiet

turn off the proxy John

Mate you are getting a little worked up.

2bh I am the one laughing at you guys kek anglos in general are too gullible

I can see why you would laugh at us. After all, we are a pretty ridiculous bunch here in the developed world. No shooting people in the street and putting it on Liveleak, functioning electricity and indoor plumbing everywhere you go. We are insanely laughable really.

how does it feel to be rekt by leaf?

yes cause you know our reality is just like liveleak hahahahahaha You know I often have to carry my AR15 to go to university cause it is so dangerous, yesterday I went through some corpses and some gang fighting thank god I was prepared hahahahahaha hope someday I will live with you knowledgeable aussies :^)

If I ever see it happen, I'll let you know.

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What goes on on Liveleak is a part of your reality, yeah. That shit doesn't happen here, therefore my country is much better than yours.

Oh soccer. For a moment there I thought you meant actually rekt.

Kek

It will be full of cultural marxism. Like the Australian one was 90% Abo.

It's a Rio de Janeiro thing. It's going to be like normal days for the rest of the country.

We already developed something in Brazil and it was implemented ages ago. It's just a genetically modified aedes that only breeds male offspring. The aedes has been eradicated in every main region in São Paulo and Southern Brazil. It's literally only northern shitholes that still remain infested with mosquitoes.

Can you explain to me why Aedes Aegypti hates Amazon jungle?

>That Northeast and Rio de Janeiro
Every fucking time, and I'm not remotely surprised tbqh.

>therefore my country is much better than yours.
Yes as you can see Australia plays a big role in the world, people there are really happy to know they have such influence towards the world as you can see from their scientists, musicians, painters, architects, film makers, sportsmen, everybody knows the way of Australians, they have literally changed the way the world thinks, they do have such an independent spirit and really don't have to depend on having a similar culture towards other countries hahahahaha :DDD Also the world cherishes the fact they don't have liveleak videos like that filthy country called Brazil in which nobody knows a thing about, I mean they are so irrelevant hahaha

Now post an AIDS map.

At least Zika has a cure and you just need to abort babies

Please, shut up and stop posting. Australia is probably way more relevant than Brazil.

Also they have Darwin.

Please stop. I cannot take anymore of your thinly veiled butthurt. Nah just kidding, go nuts.

>Australia is probably way more relevant than Brazil.
I would bet money that we aren't; but that's not why I'm here.

I'd rather be an irrelevant country than be worldwide known for being the epitome shithole. Even worse when you have your beloved region attached to said shithole facing the constant risk of being shitholified. At least they're isolated on their own in that island and away from all the scum.

I can't care less. Brazil is a shithole full of violence and misery, there are a lot of doping in athletes... Also humanity has nothing to celebrate nowadays.

Dá pra sentir o cheiro de negrice daqui pra falar tanta bosta.

they why don't you leave to an irrelevant country? I mean every country needs dishwashers

>Also humanity has nothing to celebrate nowadays.
More shit in that post than a Brazilian river inlet desu senpai.

I can't wait until the whole ordeal is over.

>cheiro
Pretos fedem, não cheiram.

An Australian actually can talk about us. But an Spaniard talking about shitholes? Come on. Spain is a shit country.

HOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USA

Cai fora daqui, preto. Gente inteligente está conversando. Perdeu a moral completamente em falar tanta bosta da Australia.

I wonder if Brazil will be based enough to incorporate nude carnivale babes.

>Spain is a shit country.

Paradise compared with that zoology called Brazil.

There will be no carnival in the opening. Really. I watched the preview.

Because unlike you baboons I actually love my region and I'm very proud of it, I'll live with the hope that one day we'll be free, and even if that doesn't happen within my lifetime I'll do everything within my jurisdiction to bring us closer to that achievement. Whatever floats your boat though.

How do you know? I have a job and I'm not a nigger so I couldn't care less about homicide rates.

Please let only Anglos and Northern Europeans talking shit about us. Your country is a joke too.

Sim dá pra ver sua inteligência daqui, me desculpe, deveria ter falado mal do meu país isso sim faria eu inteligente

Falar bem do país é uma coisa. Falar aquele nível de bosta da Australia, é outra totalmente diferente.

>Because unlike you baboons I actually love my region and I'm very proud of it, I'll live with the hope that one day we'll be free

Sim claro, porque o que disse é completamente irreal, a Austrália claramente tem mais influência e presença mundial do que nós, a gente é só um bando de macaco hahaha

>I'm not a poor monkey as mostly Brazilians so I can't care less about homicide rates.

Lel. Another proof of the shithole.

Mas ela tem seu macaco. Ela tem Darwin, ela tem um monte de cantores pop e programas de TV. Fora que ela tem acordos militares que a gente nem sonha em ter ainda porque socialistas odeiam exército.

You are just part of the poor young Spaniards who can't afford money to study and work in Germany, UK and Sweden lel. This is why you stay in Spain.

Sim tem, um país com 23 milhões de habitantes, 14º maior PIB do mundo, uma cultura completamente diferente da dos EUA, tem mais influência que o quinto maior país do mundo em população, um BRIC, membro com maior partipação provisória do conselho de segurança da ONU, uma cultura completamente desconhecida mundialmente sem nada que nós distingua do resto do mundo, e claro sem nenhuma pessoa que tem reconhecimento mundial, e ah Darwin totalmente nasceu e morreu na Austrália hahahahaha

Brazil is larger than Western Europe and we have a much smaller population with major differences between North and South. São Paulo alone is richer and more prosperous than Argentina, Uruguay and Chile combined, and then I have a Spaniard to tell me how much of shithole it is? You're borderline Romania-tier, friendo.

Você está superestimando demais a "influência" brasileira que fora da Argentina e do Uruguai é irrelevante e subestimando demais a Austrália. Eu sugiro estudar maia os outros países antes de falar tanta merda.

> taking absurd conclusions without knowing me at all

Wtf lol.

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Actually Spain has better quality of life than Romania by far, and Romania has better quality of life than your shithole in denial.

Is sad for you but even with economic crisis your shithole can't even compare with Spain.


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Being this much spanishit, your country is living the eternal siesta, and you got your feet so deep in the shithole not even your remaining countrymen who are actually hardworking want to stay there. I'm glad to have them all coming to São Paulo until your actual shithole becomes a mere shadow of what it used to be. I guess all that gold and 1200% profit rates you had during your conquistador era doesn't mean shit when your population is comprised of a bunch of lazy losers.

> Using memes as arguments

You can do it bett... No, you can't.

Spain is garbage

Spain is still better off than most of the world. Life is worse in every Eastern European country for starters, not to even mention the world outside Europe.

Yes but its still garbage
Its a cunt in west europe that isnt white

I'm not going to resort to Sweden Memes but every wealthy country is getting progressively less "white" thanks to globalization.

thx for not resorting to sweden memes
but i mean ethnic spanish people arent white
most ethnic europeans are

>people LITERALLY thought it was a good idea to host the olympics in BRAZIL

I wonder what kind of immigrant are posting under this flag.

Sudaca or Tusken Raider?

What about the Basques though? From what I'm aware the South of the country is darkest, but Northern Parts are more "White"...a bit like Italians.

I don't think Spain is trash just because of their skin colour. I mean Russians are white yet they have a shittier mentality than Spaniards do.

>this mad hes not white

northerners are more white but still are not really white
also
>slavs
>white

Actually more than 30℅ of Basques are from Andalusia or Extremadura.

Anyway we don't have relevant genetic differences between regions like Italy or France.

So Basques aren't genetically unique in any way like Finns are, just linguistically unique?

Thanks for the info

>So Basques aren't genetically unique in any way like Finns are

They were before and they are still in some rural areas. But nowadays any big Basque city as Bilbao or San Sebastian are mostly Spanish speaker with many population from rest of the country.