/MENA/ = Maghreb and "friends"

/MENA/

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youtube.com/watch?v=akFZtK0GVU4
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youtube.com/watch?v=ooyBbn_4sMs
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FIRST for /slm/
MENA SLM SAN HAI!

/Dz/
more like /teezi/ haha

Heresy

Ded, why did gookmoot rangeban Moroccans

Fourth for death to all secular muslims and kuffars (ペ◇゚)」
Also free kabyle!

Yiff! It's a good thing! (n˘v˘•)¬
>tfw im really algerian

But I'm an atheist.
and a free Kabyle would be a shitty one, maybe autonomy to kabylia?

Fennecs are a cute. People think they're rare but they're just shy.
Also, watermelons or anything sweet for them is like a drug.

merhaba

Ahleen. Are you the Qatari or are you someone else?

remember I'm your whiteknight! I'll always protect you and my friends here! σ(≧ε≦o) assman is agnostic but I still like him and I don't wish death upon him.

Ok autonomy to kabyle then!
Algeria is a state, morocco a tribe! (My mum's words not mine and t b h idk what she meant with this)

someone else

...

Okay then, I remember that there's something in the quran like (I have my religion you have your own)

Morocco and Algeria are as ewually good and are as equally shitty. We just like bantering each other :^)

((◍˃̵͈̑ᴗ˂̵͈̑)( Oh I'm a fennec then! Watermelon is my fave fruit! When I dressed up as a furry deer (I regularly yiff because it makes me feel closerto my true entity) people told me im not a deer but a dikdik or a fennec because europeans can only be deers and this broke my heart. But regardless what animal I am I still yiff for fun regularly.

You a Turk? or just a passerby? (since the way you wrote Marhaba)
The hole in your heart will be filled with a Khaoula soon

...

What we have deers in the maghreb (And the only natural ones in Africa)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbary_stag

She kisses algeria's ass intensively so she insists to me algeria is the best north african country (/ ‘з’)/

alri muzzies

my future gf

;_; not kawaii at all! I prefer being a dikdik! Yiff! Yiff!

Where is Krieg?

Okay then.
WAN TOO THRAYY VIVA LALGERIAYYY

Rangebanned
Deers are cute though.
And there are no Dikdiks in the Maghreb, we have gazelles (Which evil saudis like to hunt)

Banned for not being algerian masterrace.
Viva la algeria yallah (/^▽^)/

why is a picture of mohammed bad lads

Yeah the european fawn is! ;-;
I dentify as pic related n___n
Yiff

but you said she's already your gf

Oh very pretty girls ヾ(。・ω・)シ ? What ethnicity are they?

Yiff, I'm an exotic rose!
Yiff, I come from middle east!
Yiff, I dance for the king!
Yiff, my furry persona makes me feel sexy!
Yiff yiff yiff
What is your furry persona mena? ヾ(。・ω・)シ

This is mine! I love to dance for the king while im wearing a furry costume and say "yiff yiff yiff". I want to have a tail

mena without Krieg is dead t b h

If anything I would be a Caracal

Make /MENA/ Craig again
It sure is Dead without Krieg and Moroccans in General. Also, where are the Tunisians?

Here nobody give a fuck about that haha
What do you want from us?
Calling you a kuffar and threat all your familly for beheading?
Keep posting inbred

He just wants us to know that Pakistan is secular in some way.

Oi! That suits you very much uh...what is your name? ヾ(。・ω・)シ

it's like 1:00 PM in Morocco why no one up?

and what is mena without me? ヽ(〃・ω・)ノ

Kavi the Karakal

maybe they finally got a gf for them

Idk, Look here.
Desuarchive.org

He said he was accursed to not have a gf. but Idk.

And it's also weird not seeing A*g

Hopefully they're all dead

Are you the Somali dane?

Normal? At least this is how I now it (´°ω°`)

I wish I was in agadir getting an argan oil massage by a qt thicc brown girl while drinking thé a la menthe

I wish you that too

I wish you were the girl

no

ヾ(。ฺ∀ฺ)ノ i did! ThAnk you all for those that missed me!
;3; m-maybe when we know each other longer I get to know your name my butiful algerian rose
in coma because i sat on his face
╰(*´︶`*)╯ Regardless he can come out of it as I'm not angry at him anymore and I think we could be good friends!
ヽ( ´ー`)ノ Hey! Aren't you the one who used to post arabian rap? I always contributed ;____;

pretty rude tbf

Assman-kun can confirm I'm thicc (⊙ꇴ⊙)

What is your ethnicity friendo ¿
(^O^)

>But regardless what animal I am I still yiff for fun regularly
What would you consider more weird between yiffing and having sex with a tranny ?

Nope, I post a turkish cosplayer

>thé a la menthe
Welp now I've got that song stuck in my head:
youtube.com/watch?v=akFZtK0GVU4

moroccan, but every non-maghrebi person seems to think I'm hindustani surinamese/pakistani/antillean.

One time I was riding my bike around The Hague when a car pulled over and a some pakistani expats jumped out and asked me if I wanted to go watch/play cricket in Wassenaar

Pls stop doing this and agitating flags when you come here, it's cringy as fuck

Btw why are algerian slags so easy to pick up once I tell them I'm from Tunisia ?

I got an oil massage in agadir by a thicc moroccan girl, while she was massaging my general penis area she kept resting her big soft boobs on my face, one of the highlights of my life

because beurettes love niggers

Is /MeNa/ muslim or just pretending ?

I wish I wasn't here right now
These are jobless whores. Lot's of Algerian men fuck Algerian women because they're unpleased about their men.

Tunisian women**
Non-Muslim

Are Kazakhs muslim or just pretending?

They're Orthodox Muslim mix with some Agnostics.

yeah, I'm sure you wish you weren't in that gulfie shithole and were instead with me in comfy eilat giving eachother oily massages and enjoying thé a la menthe while listening to rai

>Lot's of Algerian men fuck Algerian women because they're unpleased about their men
wut?

shut up rayciss

Shit, maybe I should visit Morocco? It's promoted heavily in Russia as a substitution for Turkey/Egypt. Can you bang that massage girl? In Russia many brothels are masked as massage salons.


Also ban that retarded dutchposter with smiles, what a retard.


>Pakistan
>secular
But may be I don't know much. Last time I talked to Pakistani dude on int he said that Pakistan has improved a lot during last 10 years because of Chinese investments.

They are sorta kinda muslims. Believe in allah, know the prayers and go to mosque, but nothing more.

>Rai
>Not shitty Hipster music
Why not fuck a Moroccan girl of your own kind before they go for tourists

As a guy who reads MENA often I would say that it's basically fedora: the thread except some people like that Syrian American alt rightist.

Lot's of Algerian men fuck Tunisian women because they're unpleased about their men**
What I'm saying is that the Algerian women you fucked are the Algerian version of white trash and I'm sure Tunisia has its share too

youtube.com/watch?v=SjaFIfMp_38
it's not shitty
and I would if I could

The 1990-2000 ones are shitty.
First off why not get laid, here's how.
switzerland.topescortbabes.com/escorts

btw can you tell me about swiss music. Literally all non-folk and non-metal artists from Switzerland I know about are Yello and fucking Sebalter

>raï is hipster
maybe if you only look up dodgy uploads of worn out 80s synth-raï cassettes like me:
youtube.com/watch?v=ooyBbn_4sMs

I'm not sure if you can bang them
but there are lots of brothels, it's known for that
I think most of the massage girls' clients are old french and belgian men, so being a young tall muscular guy might get you some extra attention from them
but keep in mind if you visit morocco people will try to rip you off and extract money out of you 24/7, literally, so be careful

stop trying to recommend me brothels
I want a qt loyal arab gf not a whore

I really don't think I've ever listened to swiss music

Cannot arabian senpais communicate with each other with arabic?

Then stop talking to me I'm not Arab I'm Berber.

We can't since we have lot's of dialects so no one will understand another person.

Good lad (ladette)

epik

Even in the written form? I though it was mainly a matter of pronunciation. Also, don't most of you learn classic arab too?

wtf why do you have that picture saved, at least have the full pic. you bastard.

And you wonder whynyou'll stay virigin if you don't fuck an escort

Yeah, we have different words in different dialects.
And writing in MSA is hard and cringey

Tbh i think most algerian and tunisian men are equally faggy and insufferable, yet tunisian women have a strong bias against algerian men for some reason. I have an algerian friend and i always had to tell girls not to be condescending with him beforehand.

Where are you getting your idea from btw ?

Omg show Arabian rap plz

From my brain.

I fantasize about what those sexy lips could do

>The hole in your heart will be filled with a Khaoula soon

Thanks, you too

What if I told you I'm a trap? :^)

Next question: what languages do you speak/understand?

>I though it was mainly a matter of pronunciation.

I would immediately contact the islamic authorities in the UAE to have you formally beheaded as per the will of the prophet (pbuh)

just french and english
where are you from though

Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies

Since I see you were talking about that, how easy is to get a clean and trustworthy 'massage girl' (scort/prostitute) in Morocco? Is it safe for a tourist who most likely travels alone?

Or maybe is there a club culture in the country and I don't need to pay to shag a moor qt?

I expected different words but not so much.

wow i hope it's not damaged

well, check my name :^)