Ask an American in Russia anything

Ask an American in Russia anything

USA!

How many breekis did you cheeki?

If your reply to this end up with :

1) Pic of yourself wearing a tracksuit

2) Pic of yourself sharing a glass of vodka with a Russian woman

3) Pic of some art/statue

4) Pic of yourself sharing a glass of vodka with a Russian man.

5) Pic of some food

6) Pic of some weird clothes

7) Pic of yourself squatting with some locals

8) Pic of yourself giving $100 to a bum

9) Pic of yourself wearing a Russian fur hat

0) Choose any 2 of the above

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Are you afraid wrong people will discover you are an american?

No because so far Moscow is alot better than the shithole kiev

How are the local women there?
Are they good looking in general?

Lol, what trigerred you so hard?

proofs or pidorashka

What you can say about prices?

About what I pay in my local city (Raleigh North Carolina). Higher than the Czech and polish cities I have visited but much cheaper than western Europe. Better on average than American women. Same level as Czech and polish women.

Are you CIA?

I don't understand why people want to go to sanctioned shitholes

It's really not that bad. Downtown Moscow is cleaner than any Western Europe city I have been to.

>I think there is a festival or some shit

what a coincidence my friend, I live in Raleigh and I just got back from Russia two days ago

>Russia
>blue sky

Your photo uploading skills are flabbergasting

Stop taking sideway pics or at least rotate them before posting.

Where did you visit? And did you like it?

Because, memes aside, there are some quite beautiful placed to visit

I forgot to rotate it. I dont know why exif always fucks up the orientation even though I am taking them correctly

Have you seen any brown people?
How's the air quality?

Air Quality is fine, much better than asia. Strange thing is I havent smelled that weird sewage/shit smell I normally get sniffs of in most european cities.

Ive seen more brown people and I was expecting. Even saw a white girl holding hands with a black man.

so are your defense skills :^)

Probably Kiev being a shithole

Plz vocaroo that sentence m8, I want to hear a Ukrainian say flabbergasting

>Ive seen more brown people and I was expecting. Even saw a white girl holding hands with a black man.

Moscow is like that.

Are russian arrogant? What about street food?

i dont really think so, then again I havent spoken to any a great deal. Today is my second day here so I cant say alot about the food.

Do you plan on visiting St. Petersburg? I went there last year and it was a very interesting city.

Yes. We are heading there in 3 says

1) Кaк хopoшo ты yжe знaeшь pyccкий?
2) How long do you live here ?
3) In what city are you living ?

I dont know any russian (use translator on phone)
10 days
Moscow>St. Petersburg

stay in shit moscow, you shit murrifat. Don't visit the rest of russia

How much blini have you eaten?

>St. Petersburg
Hm, Im living near, in Oblast'. St. Petersburg is The city of rise and fall of the Russian Empire. Beautiful place to kill an old woman by the axe.

My wife was originally wanting to visit Germoney, however after this eventful summer with your new rapefugee friends she commented shes glad we went with russia instead of your shit country.

Have you sucked Putin's dick?

How much is your total budget?
How much was the plane ticket?

Also be careful like a tenth of them have literal aids.

I would like to agree with this user.
Milliards of roubles are pumped into Moscow (and some other cities), while the living conditions in rest of the country stagnate - or even worsen, since the oil price has fallen.

Is your name Edward Snowden?!

how were you treated at border control?

approx 2000 including plane ticket and hotel (splitting the hotels cost half with my wife though). Ticket was 670 round trip from Washington DC, by the way it was my first flight with KLM and I was thoroughly impressed.

So you are saying I should have a terrible vacation and go visit the worst parts of a country? At least they are pumping money into their capital rather than training programs for muslims on how to not rape.

you aren't american, pidorashka cuz only pidorashkas would be so angry about ukraine.

it was quicker and less questions than I normally receive coming back into america.

double tea to that jentelmen

I dont understand what you are saying, I was poking fun at ukraine because their captial is a shit city.

hello snowden

Your country is no better

I had a great time in Kyiv, my favorite foreign city.

What is this festival?

>Moscow is cleaner than any Western Europe city I have been to.
You haven't been to Minsk then. And I bet Pyongyang is clean too

Do all men in Moscow dress like this?

Going to come again? to visit other cities? or province?

Nope. Also, you see the way the guy is walking? It's because he is churka. Only churkas walk like that.

хyи coceшь?

>Pyongyang
how does it even fit into this

That is a big sidewalk.

Be honest Igor
What's the most "Russian" thing you've seen so far?

stop taking your photos sideways, or at least flip them in a program

>I havent smelled that weird sewage/shit smell I normally get sniffs of in most european cities.

maybe they don"t have dogs like in the west, in paris they dogshit everywhere

because travelling isn't just meant to be a pampered trip for rich cunts. it's experiences. I want to vietnam, best trip ever.

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he's trying to imply that clean cities somehow mean that your country is a dictatorship