What does Tim Cook have to do with 'koding'?

What does Tim Cook have to do with 'koding'?

Karlie kodes their kernels.

he is the guy who owns the biggest company that makes all of the hipster programming accessories

Are we sure Karlie isn't a girl (male)? Look at that face..

Fuck me, she's fucking hideous at the wrong angle without enough makeup.

She sponsors Apple in her shit so why not

I think she doesn't look bad here *shrugs*

This is what I was just thinking. Even Tim looks more feminine than her (him).

I wonder if she has more than 15 centimeters.

Those 99th percentile cheekbones and jaws, skullmogs Cook to oblivion.

i doubt it but she may legitimately have marfans.

I wonder if it looks small when held in her giant man-hands.

that is a thick fuckin ass

He's the CEO of the largest UNIX provider. I doubt you know what UNIX is but it's was a research OS that helped created the internet.

inb4 "apple wants [...]"

It's the wrong makeup. Her eyebrows and lip color are too dark for her fair skin.

Who are these people?

That's HGH at work.

hipsters use thinkpads. Norman uses Apple products.

>guy
Yeah right.
He is on vegetarian hormones, so his transition will be complete when he will be 70.

Except you're wrong

>Norman
Norman hipsters use applel memes... You know those shitty overheating aliminium monoblocks with shitty specs.
Smart hipsters buy top A grade quality laptops that are the swiss army knife of the portable pcs.
Idiots, make false statements with meme-able mistakes.

The best Devs used Sun/Solaris and moved to OS X after sun died. Sure there wasn't a lot of people using Solaris but they were the best at what they did.

Isn't that Paul O'Grady with a transexual?

She is fucking ugly.