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great andy
そうですね。。。
乙
早すぎる、スレ落ち310だよ
日本でgaijin hunterをハメしてもいいか
STDを引き受けるか
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Andy Hug's axe kick
r8 my american
*starts clapping*
depends
why are you clapping?
6/10 got the basics down
40年前の渋谷スクランブル交差点w
when i went to the movies in japan nobody clapped afterwards
really weird.
モダニズムって人の魂抜くものだな
ハメしてもいいか
○パコってもいいか
カニバリズムは?
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I never do that actually, I only clap for people not towards a screen.
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>パコって
どう言う意味ですか
>go to the cinema in Japan
>movie ends
>all the patrons stand up and bow towards the screen in unison
こんにちは。
I saw an article about no one in Japan singing along at Frozen showings specifically made for audience sing-alongs because they were too shy.
We like to pretend the South doesn't exist.
that one i dont believe though because i went to one piece shows and everyone sang along
though those werent movies
maybe they just dislike movie theatres?
weirdo
show yuor appreciation to the projectionist
こんにちは、メキシコさん。
>went to one piece shows
You mean episodes being shown in theaters?
>show yuor appreciation to the projectionist
Hmm I'd rather show my appreciation towards the film director than the projectionist... But you did make me realise that I have reasons to clap at the cinema.
no like live shows with real actors
: ^) good boy
That's why people clap at the end.
I don't though, I think it's dumb too. Especially when they do it during the movie. That's just retardation. Cheering is acceptable.
They have One Piece live shows? Like a play? I know they stream live concerts in Japan, wish that would happen here.
夏休み一日中家にこもってて精神きたさない自分すごくないですか
gaijin hunterは在日女が多いぞ
最初は日本人か台湾人だと嘘をつく
女なら当たり前だが
セックスする、性交する, Hするって意味する俗語。
それ本当かいな…2chの情報?
やっぱ韓国人みたくアメリカへの憧れが強い人が多いんだろうか
theres like a one piece themepark kinda thing inside of the tokyo tower its like 3 floors and they do liveshows there nearly all day
went to that one, that was fun
then i went all the way to fucking osaka and i walk through universal studios japan and theres a fucking premiere of some fucking one piece liveshow in the water area of the park
obviously had to go see that (2 hour show) it was pretty much a movie but on a water stage with actors coming in on jetskis sometimes and jumping into the water when they died
fun stuff
so yes they do do live shows (the girls are really cute)
ここもやはり2chやるのと同じだな
英語うまくなるわけでなし
>意味する俗語
*意味の俗語
>パコる
使うとアホに見える言葉
e.g.チョメチョメする
gaijin hunterって要するにアメリカ(欧州)国籍が欲しいだけだからな
首都大学東京機関リポジトリ
>theres like a one piece themepark kinda thing inside of the tokyo tower
ah yea know about that
Interesting. Too bad I don't care about OP. Seems like it would be really fun for a fan.
そりゃあ茶髪は90年代の在日の文化だもの
あ、分かった
どうも
>Seems like it would be really fun for a fan.
it was even fun for me, and i dont even watch the fucking show, im not really a fan
my brother wanted to see them (but he doesnt speak a word of japanese other than arrygado and soomeemasse)
it was fun mostly because i realised i could understand pretty much a full 2 hour japanese show (a kid's show but still)
声かけられたすげぇイケメン白人が東欧人だったら外人ハンターたちどうすんだろ さしずめ肌の白い東南アジアじゃん
>gaijin hunter
kek, japs get so butthurt when jap girls don't want the LITTLE JAP DICK
Now write the same sentence in English.
That is what practice is.
Practice till you die.
そんな事を言ったらここで日本語を勉強をしている私たちも絶望的ではないですか
how was your day thaibrit
東欧は貧乏だから人気ない
貧乏シングルマザーになりたい訳でもないし
そいや ぞいや?
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さういふこと
好きにして
映画館で拍手なんざしたら、頭のおかしい人と思われるぞ
命を抜くものです
pang pang
てか、日本旗に日本人は少ない
Why are Japanese girls so insane
this time I won't just eat gimbap or ordered chinese food when I'm alone
I will eat good ramen noodles at 7-11 and chat with the lonely qt clerks at 2 am
映画館で日本人は皆すごく静かだったから、俺もそうして静かに映画を見ましたんだよ
拍手もしなかった
僕のお兄さんは超うるさかったけど
ごめんなさい :(
So you didn't divorce your fiance yet.
You don't even need to divorce her, just call it off.
欧米の国籍もらってどうすんだろ
日本は二重国籍認めてないから、日本国籍は捨てる事になるわけだし
難民でもあるまいし、国籍だけほしいって人の気持ちが分からん
日本よりアメリカのほうが偉いニダ
猫ひろしはカンボジア国籍
When do you guys pause while reading?
For example:
かれんはコンビニに林檎を買った僕を投げて腹いせにその林檎を食べた。
when they can no longer breath
かれんは(optional here)コンビニに(optional here)林檎を買った僕を投げて、腹いせにその林檎を食べた。
But you can also just say it with no pauses.
They dont have 7-11s in Korea tho. Theyre called G20s or whatever the fuck.
The cashiers aren't very friendly even if theyre qt girls
as for me, かれんは、コンビニで林檎を買った僕を投げて、腹いせにその林檎を食べた。
腹いせに(also optional here now that I think about it)その林檎を食べた
That's not point.
A primary reason is to remove the cause of slanted eyes.
really? I think I was at one last time but maybe I mixed it up
Isn't it Family Mart that is called CU?
かれん無茶苦茶だな。。
・かれん is a Judo-man.
・The convenience store that sells apples...
・かれん steals an apple and eats it.
こいつがやってるみたいに、欧米行ったら、ずっとslanted eyesとか馬鹿にされながら生きてくんだろ
虐められるって分かっててもハンターは外人ゲットしたいのか
What's wrong with slanty eyes?
どこで日本人は吊り目と馬鹿されると聞いたんだよ
last time I was in Korea I bought a Korean sim card and I had to give them a copy of my passport
of course I browsed some "special" sites and got the infamous porn warning a few times
I hope there won't be a SWAT team waiting for me at the airport to arrest me for watching dirty films
Your life is over, m8
;_;7
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You speak like Peru.
4ちゃんの揶揄をリアルでも一般的な意見だと思い込むヤツwww
どこでって、ここでも外国旗が目に指を添えて上に釣り上げてる写真よく貼られるじゃん
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I'm nothing like P.eru
>4ちゃんの揶揄をリアルでも一般的な意見だと思い込むヤツww
いやでも実際そういう意識があるからこそSup Forumsで揶揄されるわけでしょ?
リアルでそう思ってる奴は実際いっぱいいるんだよ
What a damn coincidence. Even more so because when I posted this I was originally gonna add
>>peru sad frog face.jpg
別にアメリカがデブの国だと思ってないけど言うぜ
あ、これは事実か
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I sometimes think Peru is your sockpuppet
It's hard to believe a creature that sad is able to exist
はあ、もう諦める
日本人はすぐにものを本気にする傾向だから困る
Though I've unfortunately frequented Sup Forums for a number of years now, I've only recently ventured into 日本語スレ
Who is Peru? Why is he sad?
本気にする、しないじゃなくて実際そういう身体的特徴があるから揶揄されるわけだし
正直俺はツリ目をみてブサイクだと思うからSup Forumsでの評判も世間での評判も何も間違ってないと思うよ?
吊り目ポーズは、ただの冗談だから気にしすぎって事だろ?
誰も本気では気にしてないと思うぞ
unti gaijin hunter と gaijin hunterの違いがようわからん
お前ひょっとして西洋かぶれか
Peru is (quite obvilously) a poster from Peru, who has been coming to this thread for years, despite not having any interest in learning Japanese, the culture or even anime and manga. He only uses this thread to get a bit of acknowledgment, which no one in the real world, other online comunities or even his family is willing to give to him. Furthermore because he's despreatly craving attention he's presenting himself as a huge asshole to get negative attention at least.
You're lucky that you haven't had to deal with that piece of human trash yet.
ツリ目がかっこいい!かわいい!なんて思う種族がどこにいるんだよ
西洋かぶれとか関係ない
・・・
A bitch harsh. He comes here because China + love of Koreans and Japanese is close enough to him.
There are a few others like that, namely koreaboo.
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は?
>切れ長の目
じゃあその例を挙げてみろよ
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I'm only here because you're the only people that give me (you)s for shitposting about korean topics or other nonsense
>切れ長の目
ツリ目じゃないし
くそ切れ長の目二ーガめと日本人に言ったらどうなる?
It's easier getting (You)s from (You) 2bh
ぶん殴られるよ