What happens here?

What happens here?

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it's where ayylmaos cucked us out of access to Europa

one bead from your moms anal beads LOL

damned monoliths, i tell ya

your mom made this gas.

>yfw Germany finds this Europa and destroys it as well

Me thinks this planet could use healthy dose of refugees

they'd freeze though

Lots of radiation, pressure, and gas.

There's no surface though, and no way to measure how quickly it spins.

looks comfy

well, juno, stuff.

roflmao wow nice one m8

storms n' shit

oh man, I hope that when Juno enters Jupiter in a year or so it can take a picture, but the camera will probably be broken by that point.

If its just gas what holds it in the spherical shape?

Why doesnt it just look like a nebula

Gravity

Gravity.

Why doesn't it look like a star then?

If its gravity then why arent nebae spherical

The Germans would build them orbital habitats with EU money anyway

>If its just gas what holds it in the spherical shape?
How can planets be real if gravity isn't real

there isn't enough gas

This

???

less gravity

It's your mom trying to niddle to the kitchen.

It doesn't have enough Hydrogen and Helium to undergo Nuclear fusion so it is considered a planet not a star

>mfw will never get to see the insides of a planet other than mars

Because it would need about 13 times as much mass for that, and even then it wouldn't be a very bright star.

They didn't condense yet.

What happens here?

imagine these things in jupiter

it's hot and shiet

Creation of heavy elements.

So your mom?

dat nigga swole

Really makes you think doesn't it?

why would it

what do you mean by that? Stars are also spherical. Are you asking why is isn't a star? It doesn't have nowhere near enough mass.

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Let's get this explained from the beginning to the end

Jupiter, just like stars, is made of Hydrogen. Hydrogen are atoms made of 1 positively charged proton and 1 negatively charged electron flying around it. Under low pressure, Hydrogen atoms usually stick together by exchanging their electrons forming H2 molecules. That's the knowledge you need to begin understanding what's going on.

Now, let's go further. Under high pressure and temperatures, electrons fall off. Gas changes to plasma. The majority of matter inside Jupiter and the Sun is Hydrogen ions - and since the nucleus of Hydrogen is just one positively charged proton, it's just a large mass of protons with electrons scattered around.

Why doesn't gravity crush it? That's because protons are all positively charged and the electromagnetic repulsion is a very powerful force.

However, there is another force, called the strong nuclear force which has EXTREMELY low range but tremendous attractive power. Once there is enough mass, like in the Sun, protons can have enough energy to get close enough through random collisions to hook up with each other via the strong nuclear force. When that happens, a chain of reactions begins where 4 Hydrogen atoms are consumed to produce 1 Helium core (2 protons and 2 neutrons). Since neutrons are lighter, after the transformation from protons they lose some mass which is shined as energy. For 400 000 000 tonnes of H2 consumed each second, about 40 000 000 tonnes is converted into heat and sunlight.

Jupiter doesn't have enough mass to give these protons enough energy, and,
therefore,
doesn't shine,
and is not a star.

I've always thought how terrible it'd be to fall into Jupiter, or something similar.

you would probably just be squished by the pressure like going deep enough in the ocean on earth

giant air jellyfishes might exist there

Fuck the nerds, yous niggas with imaginations are real swood dudes

mine is biologically possible tho

"imaginations"
Fuck you too if you're gonna get all sciencey on me now.

Wait. I saw the word "impossible"
It's possible? Really?
Explain.

>Fuck the nerds
>swood
hello, friend

The ammonia would kill you long before the pressure did.

Howdy, pal?

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gimme ur google plus info :)

I think it's assumed you're in a suit

But why?

The lack of oxygen in space would kill you long before the ammonia did
:^)

>mfw the Soviet Union remains the only nation that has ever made successful landings on Venus

Goddamit NASA why are you such cucks? It's our sister planet ffs.

Why would we even WANT to?
It's the same reason why no other nation has made a manned mission to the moon: somebody's already been there and discovered it's boring as shit.

Christ, Jupiter looks fucking weird from the poles.

FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELF NIGGER

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Meteor strikes

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Only retards think this was a bad question.

Great reaction image user

>2001-2002 was that fucking long ago

kek

>The observable universe is about 28 billion parsecs (91 billion light-years) in diameter.[3] The size of the entire Universe is unknown, but there are many hypotheses about the composition and evolution of the Universe.[13]

dude weed LMAO

That feeling when we will never colonise Jupiter

Only underage dropouts think it's a question worth asking. Star formation is covered in high school in most civilized countries.

Not often you see a compliment on a reaction image
It's my favorite one.
I had the Wind Waker when I was a wee lad.

>swedish education
>edEUcation

Hahaha well it is quite useful here. Sup Forums is like a collection of really useless information with a few lies and golden nuggets mixed within.

Yea. I was 6 when it was out. Perfect game. I guess the sailing got tedious near the end, but one of my favorite games ever next to Halo 1 and Bioshock.

I think it got me used to anime as well. Probably not a good thing lmao.

There is nothing to colonize, its a big fucking cloud. Of course there could be an Earth sized diamond in its core, but we'll never get to it even if it exists.

i can accept this. I would imagine living species to be like Earth's marine species but using Jupiter's atmosphere as their propulsion medium and energy source

The word Jupiter comes from DEUS PATER

You seem educated. Did you also take part in the fucking coup, you traitor?

>I've been found out
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

Thanks for this brilliant explanation polebro

GameCube games in general are GOAT

This actually happened:

Frickin' nerd.

We all should say fricki'n amerifags

also they spelled america wrong

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post space exploration music

It would be nice if Jupiter have some kind of ancient gods sleeping

this

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(((Jew)))piter

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

that dude is ripped

Do Americans not understand the formation of stars besides "G-d did it"?

sorry i have no more

>perfect spheres
lolno

explain

>be jupiterian
>get killed by the massive gravity of you're planet

kek

*your

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Jovian

>"By Jupiter!"