Hi Canada. Wondering if I could move to your country

Hi Canada. Wondering if I could move to your country.

I'm a 10/10, athletic white male 6'3" with blonde hair and blue eyes and have a degree in marketing. Could I move to Canada after Trump ruins America?

haha faggot

>thinks being white with a meme degree qualifies him to come here
>but also doesn't like trump

what the fuck

You laugh but Trump will be the worst thing ever not memeing.

>Could I move to Canada after Trump ruins America?
Haven't you heard? The new-old line that the shills are trotting out is that Trump can't win

I thought all I had to do was not like Trump.

I don't want Clinton to win either. They both suck.

not for us
the witch hillary will sponsor the muzzies here
at least trump won't so he's 10x better than her from the start

I'm sure nothing bad can happen from isolating and pissing off our friends around the world.

>both candidates suck
You're so enlightened

Vote 3rd party then

america should care only about america
what's beyond america border is none of america's government business

And lose?

>when other countries get involved in our shit and start threatening us

>america should care only about america
Who's going to guarantee global trade then?

>Trump babbie mad that other sane people realize he sucks donkey dick

Who gives a shit if you lose? This is the year that we can finally prove that third parties matter, every vote counts. If we can get say, Gary Johnson or Jill Stein to >15-20% of the vote, the two party bullshit might go the way of the dodo. I know I'm voting for Johnson.

>who cares if you lose and you're stuck with two shitty canidates

>Jill Stein
Who?

what do you mean?
no one threatens united states
your government goes around telling everyone what to do and everything
that is not how is supposed to be
countries should work with each other but respect international law

international treaties

>he's white
>he thinks he'll have a free pass in Trudeau's Canada
I got some news for you buddy

Then why the fuck would you not vote for an alternative candidate rather than sit and whine about how shitty the two main candidates are? If you don't like either of the two shit candidates, vote for someone else.

It does not matter who wins. All are puppets from the third power, the lizard humans

>no one threatens US

confirmed 12 year old

>he thinks third parties are ever viable

It's hard for Americans to move to Canada.

We have bilateral agreements which make it pretty easy if you're under 30 with a bunch of countries.

But because America makes it hard to move there, we kind of reciprocate.

They certainly can be unless you have that shitty defeatist attitude about it. Most people hate the big two candidates, this year will be the year that shows that American voters are tired of our shitty government.

>I'm a 10/10, athletic white male 6'3" with blonde hair and blue eyes
This is all irrelevant.

>have a degree in marketing
I'm not sure how in demand this is.

>confirmed 12 year old
What existential threats does the United States face?

ISIS, Russia, North Korea, China, etc.

all result of american government sticking fingers everywhere around the world

>ISIS, Russia, North Korea, China
The key word was existential

There not going to give up trying to attack us just because we go coccoon mode user.

How exactly are they going to destroy the United States? China doesn't have a joint command and control structure for its military and they have to buy refurbished carriers from Ukraine that can't even function half the time. The Russian army is set to halve its numbers over the next 3 decades.

Literally nothing threatens us apart from nukes and that kind of fucks everyone so it's kind of a moot point

>guarantee global trade
>build economy on war
>doesn't give a single fuck about a country if it doesn't have oil
stop pretending you are any good, you are literally the cancer of this planet

Morocco pls

Yeah I am actually from an immigrant family. My ancestors moved to this country in the 1600's.