Mom found my buttplug and panties

>Mom found my buttplug and panties

Iktfb

Fgt

Why tell us?
This is Sup Forums
No political assylum from your momma nor from your personal SHAME.

Have a nice day

Everyone else is making r9k posts so I thought why not

Now there is only one thing you can do. Tell your dad about it!

My mom found my plug when I was 16 but she never found my dildo. Only had to get rid of the butt plug.

Where were you hiding them?

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>he didn't tell them it was his gf's
you're new here aren't you

Worst excuse, why would your "gf"'s panties and buttplug be in your room?

Id rather her think i'm a faggot

because my gf keeps a set of pajamas and some bathroom stuff at my place, like a toothbrush

get it together, leafy

I'm a kissless virgin

>your gf that your mum never met

>told my parents I'm gay
>few months later
>"you know what would really make us happy user? having grandchildren"

FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD
YOU SHOULD'VE HAD MORE CHILDREN YOU RETARDS

RIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

god you people are boring

>sister found the loli armpit doll

When you can't get a gf, you become the gf.

Cant you adopt or something?
I thought the dutch were more open minded

be my Sup Forums bf

Fuck off fat brazilian fag

...

You will never get a bf because you are fat and disgusting

>gf is complaining that her clothes keep getting stretched and she doesn't know how

did some faggot at /luso/ hurt you feelings?