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Amadeus edition

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>what is satire

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>satire

never heard of her

She wants a man from Brum

thoughts on this gimmick

Lmao manlets

rude

little fella looks very very drunk

me centre right

Someone on a chair bigger than mine

Just checked out Orlando Blooms dick...

How the fuck are people calling that small? It's a good sized dick. Way above average, even.

Looks like he's constantly got a chub constantly.

Going to see her in work today

can someone please explain the she wants a man from brum thing? why is this a thing? is brum a rich city or something?

I'll try to get about 2-3 fucks per chicken. $3.50 per week is all it takes and at least I'll get to have some resemblance of a normal sex life.

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its really thin though, thats what they mean
girth not length

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Ask her out you fucking pussy cunt minge vagina dodging clown

Lads if people are saying Orlando Bloom has a small willy then what did they think of Tom Hardy's willy?

Google is a thing you fuckwit.

>is brum a rich city or something
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

nice arse

Arghhh its mad

5 months left

shagged a girl like this from tinder once. She literally said she liked sucking dick in her bio

Great shag, but was nervous I had some disease for months. Not worth the headache in the end.

fucking wish i was a woman

Sounds like a keeper

How the fuck do you eat wine?

more

would not eat her snatch

probably still full of cum from the night before

Why can't girls be that straightforward here? All profiles I get say no sex or just looking for frineds

>tfw my dick is about that thick when erect

I know it is a song you little nigger, I am wondering why that song asserts that women like men from birmingham and is posted here

pirate scumbags

brum is this legendary poster in /brit/ from a couple years back that every girl wanted to fuck so it spawned this meme

What kind of std?

>brexit

>wanting girls like that

thoughts on donkey fucking?

Tom Hardy and me are penis doubles I swear. Although I'm taller than him, so I guess I have a slightly bigger dick.

Either way, made me feel a lot better about my dick.

Just a few more minutes until Poleaboo is off to bed

Playing a little bit of Hearthstone in the meantime

black men

Reminder

>Mate unironically uploaded this to facebook

Should I bully him?

Laterally don't get how some people are afrdid to ask a girl out

inevitable with the future eu crash anyway

>nigger

Tinder's not a dating/hookup app anymore its a chance for women to get note self gratification and attention from desperate men

but muh 350 gorillion on muh nhs

Fear of rejection mostly

imagine being good looking

>believing the jews

Play CIA

>not wanting easy slutty women

>height equates to dick length
It really doesn't

t. bf is 5'4 with an 8 inch cock

I have asked 3 girls out on Tinder, and I have got 3 dates from Tinder.

If it s just about self gratification and attention, then that'd not have happened.

t. someone who had no luck on tinder

reddit

women tend to have psychological hangups about being seen as slutty because other girls will shun them for it, when you hear girls talking bad about other girls them being a slut or a whore is usually thrown around a lot and girls actually take this kind of seriously


some girls on dating sites joke around and pretend to be extra slutty because they're pulling back the veneer and saying what they really want while also being lolsofunny~ and they're usually the Miranda from "sex in the city" of their group of friends

He's got girly plucked eyebrows, definite closet homo

watching robot wars

Lads

Why should I do squats if I don't care about my quads?

No, I mean on screen his dick looks exactly how my dick looks in the mirror in terms of size to body. But he's shorter than me, so my dick while looking the same in relation to our bodies is probably actually a bit bigger.

my dick is big when hard but it shrinks to like a 4th of its full size and even a bit smaller when its cold or I'm doing a lot of movement

girls don't care because they rarely see it soft anyways but it sucks in the gym or something when its not like i can get hard there to show off.

if i get a half chub it looks nice and fat.

>Although I'm taller than him, so I guess I have a slightly bigger dick.

Nice meme. It's possible that some sandnigger subhuman descendants living in isolated towns close to the caribbean sea still pratice bestiality. it's a very tiny area of the country but somehow it became a meme

The song is claiming that all girls want a 'man from Brum' meaning themselves. How can Yanks be so fucking dense that they cant understand the message behind a fucking grime song when its in the title

Tinder is terrible because it allows women to raise their standards significantly, because lads are just looking for a fuck so they'll swipe right on anything remotely attractive.

So these birds think all of these attractive lads swiping right on them must mean they are fit as fuck

Because glutes for the sloots.

Fear of words?
Don't understand why someone would chose loneliness over just taking a chance

tbf i use tinder to feel good about myself

had a gf for a while but it's nice to know other women find me attractive

Tim as a nipper ;_;

definitely happens there was a documentary about it

youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

Always thought he seemed a bit gay desu. His gf isn't even very cute either.

this

where did it all go wrong

Giving the ol' BF4 a run lads

He's 100% bent and she's his beard

;_;

boyfriend

moderate fan of mariah leonne lads

why should i have to humiliate myself to boost a womans ego

Broke up with the gf lads

there's nothing bad about tinder lads

it's an easy way to get a shag or meet girls without leaving the house and the standard of girls on there is much higher than other dating apps/websites because there's no social stigma

I don't think I'd have a chance to be honest.

>sucking in her stomach

theyre both obese cows

Decent night out, however I am now drunk & horny with no gf to molest until tomorrow... bad times.

Weighing in on the tinder thing - I've met and fucked several girls from tinder but you cna usually tell in the first few messages whether or not it's going to happen, if you want to get laid then swipe right on the red flags like green hair and facial piercings.

XD

Any non-reddit responses?

moderate fan of leonna lewis lads

she wants a man from the Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before on the 5th of August 2016

Girl on tinder opens a convo

"where are you taking me"

think ive pulled lads

for the last 3 hours i've been giving my self a boner by watching porn then stopping and going back to doing something else

will i ever bloody start this wank!?!

what did she do m8

Bullying the nonwhites in Rocket League.

More pics

It's misc you fucking cretin.

Nobody cares shitskin

>molest

>athletes rooms still not finished for Rio Olympics

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