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I'm slee
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is /cum/ ded?
>wake up with terrible lower body pain
>feel really fucking hot
>fap
>lower body pain gone
>feel normal
science can't explain THAT
>it's a "wake up 110% awake at 5:30am with no hope of falling back asleep" episode
WHO TF UP
/cum/ is sleeping shhhhhh
those are my favorite episodes bud
don't see any problem here
that's cultural appropriation
blacks are dumb and can't be "nerds"
it's a white people thing
frick off blackboy
Just moved across the country and feeling more alone than I ever have
>All roommates having sex and you have to listen
>Introduce myself to people they walk away without saying anything
>Don't even know what businesses I'm allowed to ethically shop at according to people
>No computer because my dad assumed I didn't need it despite that being the only place I have my resume so i can edit it
>Get bullied on facebook by someone I don't know
I had a complete mental breakdown last night
>Get bullied on facebook by someone I don't know
close your eyes lol nigga walk away from the screen
It's hard when you're in that mental state... you feel like you've been told you were wrong on everything and you just know you're right on this one thing
Just made my blackpeoplemeet.com profile lads
where are you now and why did you move
First thing to do is to block the douche that keeps bullying you and keep in mind that these people have problems, too. It sounds like a maymay, but most bullies I know, including myself were trying to compensate for something or hide their insecurities.
Ask your dad for a computer or money to buy one if you found out you need one.
Think about joining a club, it's easier to talk to people that share your interests and forget about others shopping concernes, you have to buy the stuff, not them. Do some sport to get physically exhausted, that helps from time to time.
I don't know, maybe I imagine your situation as too simple compared to how it really is, but these are the things I think I'd do.
have this bro
Moved to New England from California. Couldn't get a job there, brother had connections for me here.
Also I just needed a new life, was sick of living in California
It is impossible to have fun at a party. I haven't been to a party since I was 13 but I know for certain
She's so average.
So you have a job at least?
Thought you were in college or some shit because of all the "room mates".
Yeah partying is pretty dull unless you're drunk and with friends.
lol
get that fucking mole checked out Germany
yeah but she has nice feet
I'm trying to do all that, it's just hard when you're waiting on a paycheck and have been here for 3 days with no computer
>tfw completely immune to the effects of the female form thanks to excessive masturbation and estrogen poisoning
What about female feet?
absolutely nothing, you EU jew
Stop looking at porn for a while. It feels good to recalibrate your sex drive and some wholesome cheesecake art turns you on again.
why would it feel good to be sexually frustrated again?
Why, pray tell, would I do that to myself?
you're sexually frustrated now
and you have a porn addiction because of it
withdrawal will help you get back on track
>literally no sexual ambition beyond "beat off before bed"
>sexually frustrated
krauts out
yeah you're sexually frustrated
Fuck off, Fritz
you're legitimately a made poster though
today I found out he's a genocide denier
And he's on tv and shit. that's crazy
take your time. If you're only there for three days now, you're maybe expecting too much.
Yeah boi, got up at 4:30, went for a run, walking around the streets until my favourite coffeeshop opens in 45 minutes.
It's so pretty out right now, best time to listen to uplifting post rock desu
lol pussy
>going outside
what the fuck
>that's crazy
ha
I saw a nice kitty cat
I hope you see a nice kitty cat that can warm up your grumpy heart
I strongly recommend it, the world is beautiful! It's a waste not to go look at it.
y-you're a waste!
I can sit in here and mope if I want
lol pussy
Come join me outside user, there's so much to see!
Qts, birds, flowers, lovely houses and gardens, happy messages from your neighbours, and a big shiny sun smiling down on you.
Don't be a negatron
are you an actual female poster
No, but I have a happy song in my heart which I understand can be misleading
I'd rather have a girl to walk around outside and talk than one that spends all weekend in a club and probably whores around.
sounds pretty comfy!
I HATE CANADA
so you dont have a vagina you are a vagina
Its a weird kind of comfy, it's brisk outside, but the bracing, inviting kind. The only company are birds, squirrels and sprinklers going off.
Why user?
I don't follow.
weeeeeeee going home
I hate Canada because every Canadian i've ever met has been nice and friendly. I've literally brought a Canadian to tears at one point with my worldview
Are birbs the best pets?
Why is your world-view so sad?
Maybe these nice flowers by the old railway track will cheer you up
No matter how you look at it, the USA is going to be the very first "formerly white" country in the world.
Where will we go?
I'm not going anywhere unless I have to, I'm born an American and my family has been American for hundreds of years.
>tfw no qt army gf
That's the thing
My family has money, but not enough money we can dodge taxes.
If the socialists win (and they will in a 40% white USA) I would have to either leave or risk having everything the previous generation worked for taken.
I'm seriously considering where I could possibly go.
You can't keep that money when you die bud
sissy canadian posters
Sad hearted American posters
My heart is very joyful, I'm just masculine unlike you sissy canadian posters
Still waiting for that one canadanon to post jazz music
Putting down people for being different is not the act of one with a joyful heart user, hatred is the enemy of friendship and a marker of lack of character
I'm not the user you're talking about but I know a lot about jazz, what do you want to hear
There's nothing wrong with being a sissy canadian, you're just feminine opposed to masculine. It's who you are, don't be ashamed of it.
This please user
:) That'd be me, thanks for waiting
At least you're not as bad as this man
youtube.com
lmao I remember this guy
I'm not sure that kindness and love can be pinned solely to masculinity or femininity user, but you're welcome to your opinion, even if I don't agree with it!
Here's some more in addition to . Quite different!
john coltrane, miles davis, louis armstrong...i love jazz...could talk days about it wit u..
You forgot the music m8
having a fetish for asian feet isn't much better 2bh.
Somebody find me music like this please
What kind of pain is Chelsea Clinton hiding
Oops!
>I'm German
The pain of hating your mother but loving her anyway
Listened to this lads.
I honestly give it a reddit/10. This album was memed into existence
just overhyped because of the rarity of the physical record
Being disfigured and she surely knows about all the fucked up things her mother has done.
I agree. It's not as funky as it wants to be, and the sampling is kinda awkward.
>listening to alternative garbage
kek
Sounds like R n B
Ben Webster sounds like this.
Reminds me of this t b h.
youtube.com
Post breakfast
And I love Asian feet.
What are YOU gonna do about it.
Fucking pilot light won't catch flame ree
Drums vs guitar, it's not the same at all you BAKA
2 cups of coffee and thoughts of a cigarrette
Holy shit m8 seeing ketchup with eggs triggers my autism.
I could be one of those people that makes youtube videos of themselves. but the only way I could conceivably do this I would be to wear like a pumpkin on my head because I'm nervous and don't want anyone to know it's me. And most of the videos would devolve into me talking about how much I hate various races.
Omg i love those kinds of feet
Fuck nail polish and shit, natural feet are the best!
Thanks user, it really lifts the mood.
Its the only thing I ever eat with ketchup besides French fries
Do everyone a favor and don't start a YouTube channel
Do any of you have those Japanese-style rooms where you stack the whole place with books and screens and anime figures?
My room is barren except for my computer, a dresser, and a bed. I live like Raiden
Kys