"user why is there cum ALL OVER my panties?!"

>"user why is there cum ALL OVER my panties?!"

Because you're a creep.

Aren't we all on the inside?

I'm not.

I tell myself that too but sometimes we need to face the truth

I'm a bit of a creep, but only inside my head. I don't show it off. I don't cum all over other people's clothing.

Try it sometime

You can't knock it until you try it

No. It's immoral.

Morality is relative

No. Cumming all over someone else's clothes is definitely immoral.

Morals are relative.

To a Buddhist monk striking an attacker may be apprehensive but for an African Warlord sending children to war is just another day of business.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

I'd be pissed if you were to cum all over my stuff, so cumming on other people's stuff is wrong.

That's nonsense, there is literally nothing wrong with ejaculating on other people's property

It's natural and good for the skin

If you cum on my stuff I'll cut your balls off and feed them to my cats.

What if I cum on your clothes and then I overpower and kill you instead? Are you sure you could take me?

What if I then recharge my semen and cum on your body?

Stupid leaf and monkey, stop talking just between you two.

Fucking canadians, I tell you.
Nuke em' all

Are you embarrassed a clothes cummer is stronger than you?

I've been wrestling for years

Show muscles, leafy

I'm at work right now

oh
kay :(

go to the toilet and take a pic of your powerful cum producing member

homosexuality is a sin

i'm a girl

Is this a typical thread around here?

I wouldn't mind pussy juice on my underwear desu

Are you pretty?

are you attractive and will you hold my hand?

yes. are you?

That was a trick question to see if you were modest

Modest people are usually most attractive

post pics pls

People who don't cum on everyone else's stuff are also the most attractive.

Touche

>this thread

>9 posters
>32 replies
holy shit, the samefagging. why are leaffags such aggressive shitposters?

I see there's some serious international discussion going on here.

We were having a monologue, that's not shitposting

Get out fatboy

>This entire thread.

Dialogue *

It was me and the canadian.

bump

Hey i'm a girl too, I honestly think it's hot when my bf does it.

Yeah, but that's your bf. You have intimacy with him.
This is just a random leaf cumming on my panties.

>Singaporean """""girls""""""

Just keep that to yourself, you've ruined my appetite imagining a girl from singapore.

Your country is cool but you are some UGLY fucking creatures

we can have intimacy afterwards too don't worry

You are disgusting.

Before then?

Kek. Well done

Just fuck already

Eww, I'd never have sex with a leaf.

You need to eat your vegetables, OPEN WIDE

Jesus Christ, just IP Ban canada already, holy shit.

>This thread

I want a girl to cum in my pants!

wow that's harsh

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Are those even real?

Kinda fucked up desu I remember reading a news story of one of these getting caught after doing it a lot

I don't see why it wouldn't be

I don't really care, it's pretty funny either way

Just curious if it really is I guess, how the fuck would the girls not notice cum all over them?

I know Canadians always shitpost but they never fail to make me laugh.

>>/gif/9014772
this one noticed

Thanks mexicofriend

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Kinda fucked up dude

Imagine ur gf is out at the store then a nigger walks up and cums all over her while recording then runs away

You guys should get eachothers Skype and call

>Using non-free software

I only use software that respects my freedoms. Skype does not fit that criteria.

w-would y-you ever have sex with me?

I hope so