My Argentine nutritionist said I have to go on a diet

>my Argentine nutritionist said I have to go on a diet
>I can only eat croissants now

>Nutritionist

>Argentine nutritionists

>Argentinian nutritionist threw out all my fruit because it's poison to my stomach

Lmao keep having bacon for breakfast and when you'll be 60 you are going to be a grease ball with feet you fatass cuck

What's wrong with Bacon lmao

Who hurt you?

Why would anyone willingly poison themselves with amino acids?

what

Bacon is what won the Falklands

It isn't HEALTHY!
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!!
I'm warning you because I really like your culture and your people seems nice and friendly to me, I just don't want you to be fat and unhealthy

Explain how bacon isn't "healthy"

What magical properties does it have that are so harmful?

Amino acids.

Explain what an amino acid is

Poison.

But that's what complete protein is made up of

Protein is poison??!! Fuck... guys I might be dying unexpectedly

Studies have linked it to cancer. I know that was a thing a while back.
Not going to stop me, but I would suggest cutting down if you're going through more than a package a week.
It's simply the greasy fats from it that tend to be bad for your cardio vascular system.
Then again too much of anything is bad, so do what you do, but do it in moderation.

Are meat and eggs poison?

They contain complete protein, as in the 8 essential amino acids.

I never said it wasn't good for you, I said you CANNOT eat that at 9am, you're killing your stomachs. You should have a cup of coffee with cookies instead, it's better. Then having bacon for lunch if you want. For lunch!

Elaborate

What makes it so bad for you to eat for breakfest

>Argentinian """""""nutritional food"""""""

Amino acids form chains, that form proteins, that form protein chains, that form cells, that form tissue, that form all organic life in earth.

Amino acids are literally the building blaocks of all life

>American education

I know what they are. I was asking him to explain in his own words

Bacon?

Bad cholesterols, high amounts of fat, nitrates, high sodium content, carcinogens released through cooking and within preservatives and common flavourings like liquid smoke, etc.

It's okay to have in moderation if you are an otherwise healthy person, but a package of bacon for breakfast a day isn't going to work out very well.

High amounts of fat isn't bad for you

High sodium is a meme if you drink water and are healthy

Everything else is who-cares tier, everything is a carcinogen, 15% increase of one type of cancer from already a chance of 1/1,000,000 of getting it isn't a big deal

I give up, you won't understand it. Keep eating your stupid bacon you canacuck

I graduated at buenos aires university a year ago, I know what I'm saying

>asking an American about basic science and nutrition

Do you also ask 4 year olds to write book reports on the works of Shakepeare?
You're just being mean at this point. It's obviously way over their heads

Good one abo bro

>buenos aires university

>Croissant are healthy

Ajajajjajajajaja boboooo, estupidooo, ridiculoooo

>Trusting Argentinians

You make a claim, I ask you to explain instead of taking it at face value and you "give up"?

Wow really convinced me

Great persuasion skills

>Argentinean """"""intellectuals""""""""

>Argentine nutritionist

At least they have a better sense of food.

but I wanted to hear how they were poison... :(

She said that to have one more patient.

It's like that in capitalist societies, even doctors are merchants.

al buliado de la uba lo mataron ajajjajajajajajjajajjajajajjajajja

Merchants, you say?

>she
it's not female you stupid frog poster

isn't argentine feminine whereas argentinean masculine?

Makes sense to me

Fact: All argentinian nutritionists are female

94.237147537590776697588418650000769965789998655134% of nutritionists are females.

wrong
wrong
wrong

wrong

zitto animale

Wrong, you're more likely to get obese by eating croissants (fat+carbs) than bacon (fat+protein)

*hooting and hollering*

>Argentinian worker
>Professional

Pick one

>Spaniard worker
>

>Spain
>jobs

>posting stuff from haiti
kys faggot

>commonwealth """"navy""""

bacon and eggs for breakfast is great

guiri on vacation detected

You aren't wrong but bacon is bad because of cholesterol and high pressure

Uruguay confirmed whiter than Argentina

kek, thanks for the compliment but that's factually untrue
Argentina is the whitest American country

zitto animale

hi worst south american country

zitto animale^

Your navy hid once we sank the Belgrano, you are lucky we did not send subs to sink them in the harbour.

>its good at 12pm
>its poison at 9am
>literally 3 hours difference

>Your navy
I wish, 1830 was a mistake. I blame your diplomat.

>what is methabolism

A meme.

nigger, metabolism has nothing to do with that
a fat based diet is the best, btw

agree

>fat based diet

Gives you the most uncomfortable and foul-smelling shits

>argentinian nutritionist
Found the problem

not really, just eat enough vegetables
do you even keto bro?