How To Kill a Brand /iPhone 8 version/

Apple, you went wrong
With your iPhone 8,
I'll just keep using my Note 8.
Hope this song has helped
You understand:
Now you know how you killed your brand.

They killed it with the iPhone 7. Removing the headphone jack was a crap move. The iPhone already has the meme of being less functional than Android counterparts and they do that. They're basically riding off of old reputation at this point.

Aplel for the fags, Samsung for the man.
Headphone jack please, I don't like dick cheese.

>massive iPhone 7 sales in run up to 8 release
>iPhone X already sold out in most retailers

Naa you’re just dumb poordroidfags

Feeling the cuck of no headphone jack. Get over it, poorfags.

0/10

source: my ass

Nobody cares mate, it's your money.

Wrong

t. verizon sales rep

Where did I mention the iPhone 8?

Protip: I didn’t. 7614

You shouldn't be posting that number m8, one of them might be here

iPhone X preorder starts 3:01EST. My alarm's set.

filtered

Got it

iphone x isn't available to order yet

>guys iPhone 8 isnt selling Apple is doomed!

No faggot, everyone and their mom want to buy the hot new shit, not something that was outdated from launch.

iPhone X will be another record breaking phone. I have my alarm set for 2:45.

>be me
>S7Edge screen starts shitting out 1.5 years in
>go to store, ask what phones are coming
>kind of fed up with Samsung's shit because of my phone and the Note 7 bs
>watch an apple release for the first time ever
>no headphone jack, no fingerprint sensor
>muh animojiis
>buy note 8 the next day

Apart from the nice front cam, what exactly does the I phone X offer that it's competitor doesn't?

I need a smartphone in which i can browse Sup Forums while using spotify without any lag, currently i have an s5 but it's laggy, my budget is 300-350, i don't use social media so i don't give a fuck about the camera or any other normie feature, i just need good hardware.

HELP ME PLEASE

Google is pretty good at killing their phone lines.

Flash the s5 to lineage. The sd801 is fine for your use.

A notch

>They did it to make it thinner, and it was still thicker than other premium phones.
American consumers will eat any shit that's shoveled in front of them.

you mean a nice back camera , 4k 60 fps . nobody has that.

but yes noting excpet iOS , if you like it .

i will switch to google when they sort their shit with the fragmentation of android . they should make 2 ANDROID version . 1 FOR HIGH end phones and the other for the plebs .also force producers to MAKE STOCK ANDROID ONLY ,and FORCE UPDATE like APPLE does on every PHONE THE SAME DAY .

>All these green bubbles ITT

they'll stay afloat for as long as they can appease shallow women and poor niggers who can barely afford the phones in the first place. They'll happily suck tim cook's dick for anything with an apple logo

>using imessage
poor amerifats

lol

>poordroidfags
Poorfag meme is dead. Find a new one.

>4k 60 fps
>1080p 240 fps
>maybe better battery life since note 8 battery is shit
Apart from that, note 8 has the upper hand

poorfags for not wanting a feature to be removed? I don't think you understand what a poorfag is.

This.