why are you unhappy with the olympics
we tried our best to throw a good party
Why are you unhappy with the olympics
I like the parade, I wish I could collect all those flags
Damn it Brazil you guys really hate yourselves don't you?
I tell you what, I still have memories when Brazil was cool and wearing your national soccer jersey was wearing the best there was.
You got yourself too far away from the will of The Creator and these are the fruits you've harvested.
bumnmp
>south brazil doesnt have pepe in it
End this meme
>we tried our best
Your best is shit m8 to be honest, even another brown shithole like South Africa did it better
>triggered
that's east buenos aires
Congrats for the opening, beautiful, really
you did ok, dont feel sad
The opening was a bit weird, but I thought the screen-floor was impressive t b h
Never heard of that country
It was fine
i liked the parkour ppl jumping on the projection
didn't get to see Uruguay in the opening FUCK
I wonder if the flag bearer dressed as a gaucho or not
That's Uruguay you retard
I like your opening ceremony, Brazil. I thought it was going to be a lot worse desu
Is parkour really popular in Brazil or something? If it is, this is news to me.
it's not necessarily us who are upset, desu. it's the athletes that have to swim or boat in your horrible shit piss and trash infested waters.
I thought it was okay.
Then again I find all of the openings interesting.
>america literally paid for the olympics to take place a couple hours later so advertisers had to pay more money because it was a certain time
>Olympic infrastructure wasnt even done
>haven't cleaned the water yet
>Zika virus
Why don't you try fixing your country beofre you """party"""
Some people say parkour originated in Brazil.
Nobody outside of Brazil believes this.
(Not many inside Brazil believe it either).
I thought Uruguay was next to Argentina
It was fun, that's all that matters.
London spent 12 times more money in their opening ceremony and it was boring as hell.
bom trabalho meu irmão brasileiro
If by 'parkour' you mean 'running from the cops', than that would be a fair statement
>parkour
>French name (I think)?
>originated in Brazil
I've never heard anyone here say this.
How many athletes' village rooms were robbed while they were all out the opening ceremony?
10/10 banter.
Never heard anyone ever saying that parkour is Brazilian.
The goyim know!
he didn't
they were all in light blue suits
the showman of the night was the shirtless tongan
how come Riot couldn't get proper sewage service to the Favelas?
or at least divert their sewage away from the lagoon?
That's ok, Brazil. We loved it, considering the whole low budget. We love your parties.
how are you still alive?
are you eating people?
Venezuela is not in the position to complain about anything.
>Zika virus
You know, I haven't considered that detail. There's a high chance people are going back to their countries with that virus.
No one remembers openings after a few years anyway.
I think you shouldn't have had the games though. Mostly because it's a huge scam and costs more than you get back.
I didn't want them in Chicago for the same reason.
Not yet, we are eating horses and cats for now. [spoiler]Not kidding, people are trying to scam butchers into selling horse meat[/spoiler]
I wasn't complaining, though.
It is going to be the Zombie Apocalypse.
When the water athletes get sick from the sewage. Then they get Zika from a mosquito. The diseases will all combine and mutate.
>country is literally is literally in the middle of a fucking economical and political crysis
>"WHY DON'T YOU DO BETTER?"
>fucking
you can do better than these words
no, don't eat the gato.
Kitties are friends, not food.
Are you still mad because of Santos Dumont?
Get rekt, the world doesn't turn around the USA.
But man, those pastelitos need to be filled with something.
just take some random people off the street.
But what if they kill me first? I'm famelic and somewhat anemic. Someone already shot me in the leg last year. Can't take chances.
I'll just keep eating flour.
Shouldn't have hosted it
There's no one to blame but yourselves
>zika
can anyone give me information on the situation of zika as of late because it's been a while since i saw some news about it, i thought it reduced or something?
Well, in our case, between dengue and Chikungunya we got used to it. The most they seem to push is to be careful if you're a pregnant woman of you don't want the baby to be at risk of suffering microcephaly.
I didn't wanted. We knew we couldn't handle it.
But politicans love to self promote themselves using big events.
Never get on your mind why in a row we got a World Cup AND Olympic Games?
Of course
But Brazilians should be out on the streets in large numbers when shit like that is going on
Venezuela, no... I really hope the best for you guys, hope you'll reach out from this darkness soon...
>But Brazilians should be out on the streets in large numbers when shit like that is going on
This is literally what we did and our president was ousted, but shit was already under way
Wasn't Dilma ousted? But I thought I saw her in the opening ceremony and called president.
they call it jungle parkour, they use their tails to do it
No, that was China.
>Panama
I thought everything between Brasilia and Mexico DC was jungle? Holy shit
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