>Good morning darling
you wake up to this. what do you do ?
Good morning darling
Jaxson Cox
Joshua Ramirez
Show tits, please?
Luke Bell
fuck her
Jaxson Howard
who keeps all their chemicals on an open shelf?
Lucas Rodriguez
finally, I got a dishwasher.
Jose Gray
Ask her what happened to my actual wife, then call the police.
Nathaniel Cooper
Turn 360° and get out
Landon Taylor
I think you mean 180
Cooper Robinson
>360
Are you going to jump or push her?
Liam Jenkins
No, 360, I like to spin on my own and return on the same point then get the fuck out of the place while doing a moonwalk
Ryan Parker
No, the door is behind her
Joseph Robinson
#SWAG
Nathaniel Clark
>Inner struggle whether new wife is better looking than live in gf.
God you made it real hard huh, Pierre?
Benjamin Collins
Ask her if I can grab her chest.
Jacob Sanchez
do people really fantasize about having a wife?
Robert Moore
sit down and eat, breakfast is a very important meal
Mason Ward
whats in the bowl??
Cooper Lewis
blini with smetana
Mason Baker
sip my coffee, read the paper, discuss what is going to take place that day and the general happenings, go out to the balcony for a cigarette, and then go to work/class.
Easton Scott
Krokodil manufacturers for one
>wake up
>leg is starting to rot away, I can see through between the tibia and fibula
>immense pain
>roll over towards the nightstand and take another hit
>muster the strength to hop out into the kitchen/living room/infirmary and put on a bandage
>wife is already there, turning on the fire-hazardous, ancient TV
>"time to start the cook", I say
>she just finished making her breakfast of stale macaronis and fermented milk and sits down
>sit down with her
>"user, I think it's time you quit"
Ethan Cook
>wake up
>Honey, I think we should have an open relationship.
fixed
Grayson Ross
Fondle her buttocks with a warm tortilla.
Joseph Wood
pelmeni at breakfast is truly disgusting
Christopher Walker
surely it's not pelmeni
Jeremiah Jackson
try to choke her and when she wakes up she is strapped to a table where i begin my flaying then i dismember her with a rusty knife
Eli Flores
yo who are you and where is my girlfriend
Owen Thompson
>resting bitch face
Jacob Cox
Take her coffee mug
Mason Rogers
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN YOU MONEY LEECHING COCKSUCKER BITCH
Luke Wilson
Wonder when I became poor
Dylan Wright
what the fuck is this cunt eating for breakfast?
William Gonzalez
I didn't expect so many autistic reactions