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Yo shorty! it's ya birthday

Doing a think

This map is right, prove me wrong.

>i want to be an athlete so i can have sex with lots of very attractive people from all over the world

Rio Olympics: Record 450,000 condoms for athletes... three times more than London 2012

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I'm moving to Aus in October lads

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kpop vs jpop

jpop winning just

>2017
>all dem zika babies

>Manchester is the Midlands

oh baby that's some good juxtaposition

Don't think so

unironically considering getting a 2016 Dacia Duster.

>South of the Humber
Midlands.

grim

*BRRRRUUUAAAAAPPPP*

you're just meming

...

>Asian vollyball

hmmm. Will be watching with interest

STOP THE BOATS!

Dad is an aussie so I already have the passport m8

get a landcruiser and call it a day

that film was so shite loool

Business idea: Save money by hiring foreign workers who are less entitled

/luffbra/ mentioned.

t. Luffbra revs slags poster currently at footie on his phone.

Business idea: Sell Denmark to Sweden and Sweden to Russia.

I'd love to be a part of Sweden 2bh

Aren't Danes required to hire foreigners or face prison for racism?

Why does that place have so many Pakis? I went there a few days ago and they where everywhere. it was as bad as London.

how to deal with former friends wanting nothing to do with me?

cheap, reliable, AC, heated seats, cruise control, bluetooth, comfortable, good suspension 4x4

>Manchester is the Midlands

OOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not really

Affirmative action is actually illegal in the EU

>LIVE NOW: Shooting, Archery, Judo
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*click*
>ping pong

Because we're near to lester. Anyway, they're mostly p. qt anyway, so I'll allow it.

I went uni there, more chinks than pakis in my experience.

Getting in contact with Border Protection as we speak. Too many Britcucks already

>doesn't spam the new link
>posts one line only

You can fuck off, this is the last time you'll make a mug of me

God he's annoying in the first series

I am the Dennis Reynolds of /brit/

I went a few days ago, unis are not on right now, presumably the chink uni students are back in China.

Pakis are qt?

>Aussies think they have any control over who comes and goes into their country
>They think we actually gave them independence
>Think they are of equal status to a Briton
>They think they are liked or in any sense of the word 'welcome' here.
Laughing at you Bruce tbf

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Anyone watching Olympic chinkball?

>Imperial is a meme uni

Now i've heard it all

Wew lads a lancaster bomber and two spitfires just flew over my house at literally like 200 feet, it was pretty fucking good desu

mong

>It's a people mention the olympics episode

Yeah not a fan of this one

I miss the scooting about going ooooowwwweee tbf

youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4

his suits were the sharpest too in s1

Except we do it all the time.
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mentioned

hows it going lad

I wonder how many of those twitter porn accounts are real and which ones are just guys who are roleplaying

Yeah, the current young gen anyway. And luffbra is a small enough atea that the young girls don't act like black urban youths.

Eat a nigger dick, lads.

r8 my brekkie lads

Just tried to bomb some runt in my Lancaster, bloody bomb bay doors got jammed as we went over his house and we had to abort.

Good lad. Watching the footie oop north.

>chips
>low quality sausages
>Popcorn
>anaemic mushrooms
>undercooked tomatoes

bin it.

Apprentice welded up the bomb bay doors of some old plane instead of the scaffolding I had laid out, fucking tit.

Only thing worth eating in that entire box are the chips

Good posts

doing a poo

Sue

>take a picture
>think I look astoundingly beautiful
>show it to others
>they don't think I look as good as I think I do

wtf does everyone have shit taste

>poland

how fitting

I have no trouble meeting women but I want to become as wealthy as possible before marriage so that I can support a large family on my own and my wife can focus on taking care of the household and raising our children. On that note I'd like to have at least five or six children and give them a decent start in life.

Anyone else?

Disgusting
Also fat cunt

>all those ice bucket challenge videos where the normoids dropped the bucket and it caused severe paralysis when it fell on the person's head and snapped their neck

Tell him he's fired then run for president.

Me on the roof haha

fair

I forget, you a student? back to uni in September?

>Anyone else?
I reckon most of the world population tbf mate.

>last photo of me was taken nearly a decade ago

strange feel desu

Always wanted to become an MP lads.

How do I do that?

not most of this country though tbqh

whens the womens running on

You're prepping yourself to become some beta provider for a girl who spent her younger years when she had a nice hot body shagging about while you sat on your hands.

Bad move m80.

youtube.com/watch?v=pk9Z09-o52w

REALLY makes you think

>tfw walking around town and all the qts are wearing qt summer clothes

:(

>fighting for custody of your wife's son

Yeah good luck with that m8

hawk just butchered a pigeon on my balcony

reminds me of the time jumped off the balcony at my school, it was about a 10 metre drop, survived with minor injuries, got put on suicide watch for 2 weeks

>tfw went to uni with a bunch of Welsh qts
Good feel

with great difficulty, especially if you're a runt.

I'll give our Jezza a call.

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Didn't see the new thread haha

Pishing making this train lads, gonna get at the station 2 mins before it leaves, that's if there isn't any traffic

How easy is it to live off the grid and supplement your lifestyle with bennies in Britain?

Apart from northerners Welsh girls are quite literally the biggest slags going.

Black lives matter too sounds way better than Black lives matter

>This London house has an asking price of $330 million

I want off this ride

This girl is a quadriplegic now lel

fuck off with this utter weirdo

he used to be funny but he's a fucking wrongun

that makes sense

looks nice, right by knightsbridge and 100 times the square footage of a normal britshed

I'm a traditional Catholic and will be looking for a traditional Catholic wife from a conservative, religious family back in my home country (Poland)

How did you dox me

loool like half the names they mention are people that had guns and were career criminals

really>??

almost impossible, better off trying it in canada

alri mick