Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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フュージョン

乙やで

Netouyo started to talk about korea again.
We should talk about "JAPAN"

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へちま、ナスを味噌汁に入れるとうまい

リオ五輪韓日戦の前で何がもっといるの?
理由は分からないがどの試合よりも一番面白いね
韓日戦を見ているの10分が1時間のようだ

>cheap 3D anime

No thank you

Nandemo Jikkyou J is one of board of 2ch. Nan J bros love baseball but some of them are from Kenmou board.
Kenmou ppl are Koreans or chink, soviet commies. They hate all because they failed their life.
Kenmou was broken by the other 2ch's ppl because Kenmou smell bad.

>Berserk anime

go to Sup Forums

韓国勝った?おめでとうアニョハシム

Japanese talk about nothing but Korean things.
Japanese thread is shit

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.

日韓戦は俺も好き
でも、サッカーと野球以外は普通の試合と同じ

>韓日戦を見ているの10分が1時間のようだ
I think what you wanted to say was 韓日戦を見ていると1時間が10分のようだ

That's not true. It's just like this on the last couple of threads.

Netouyo can't talk about Japan without despising Korean. That is the most annoying point for me. In the first place I don't give a fuck with Korean very much. Why must I see the word "Korean" here and there everyday?

次は勝つからな!こっちは悔しかったけど面白かった

Is it as difficult to find a house/apartment in Japan as it is over here?
Where I live, the average queue time for a cheap one room apartment is over 10 years. Is the situation similar in places like Tokyo?

英語音声日本語字幕のゲームすると何となく英語聞き取れて覚えてくる気がする
クソゲーだと思ってたけどそこは評価できる

And don't you realise that you are the one who keeps on mentioning it?
Why don't you browse other threads for a while and come back later?

because Japan is brother of Korea so talking about Japan means taking about Korea.

You are a racist

It depends how choosy you want to be.
But 10 years are unlikely.
One's requirements for apartment should change greatly in that sort of time span.

Oh wait.
Japan and korea match feel longer to you?

Nice

Thread music:
youtu.be/AwmVdVxs7KA

By "queue time" I meant that there are people in the same program as me who don't yet have an apartment and have been "waiting" to get one. For example, if they have been waiting 10 years for a one room apartment, that means they've lived in their current one for at least that long while also being in the program that gives them a better chance of getting an apartment if they have long queue times.
I've only been in a queue for 3 years so unfortunately I would need to wait 7 more years to have the same chance as some people, just to get a one room apartment.
I hope it's easier to find one in Japan than it is here, because we have a big housing shortage.

It sounds like a public housing programme... is it something you are talking about?
We usually go and find a place we like and start living in it as long as it's privately owned.

Damn, that fall. I feel bad for Uchimura. Hopefully it doesn't affect him too much.

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>It sounds like a public housing programme... is it something you are talking about?
Yes, that could be the term I'm looking for.
>We usually go and find a place we like and start living in it as long as it's privately owned.
That is also an option, but I don't have much money right now so it's hard for me to find private sellers.

Waiting lists in Stockholm are notoriously long though, even by UK standards. I don't think there are many other cities with waiting lists longer.

Are you hurt...?(´・ω・`)

Yeah, competition for public apartments are pretty intense here too.
But basically people want to avoid those places, for they are basically for "people in needs".

yes

Where are you on this chart?

>inches

Stop watching animu.

what's the trick to watching anime not named dbz

>tfw no qt daughter
kill me now

Earlier in another thread this a question about this sentence came up:
襟の大きいコート
I thought of this as "the collar of the big coat", but some other anons are telling me it's "the coat with the big collar".

I'm finding it very hard to understand, since I always thought adjectives are applied to the following word, not the preceding one.

Can someone tell me what it is and if it's the preceding one, an explanation on how/why?

youtube.com/watch?v=98fqXx-KFgI

この一日もどかに無くしてしまった。きっとまだ生まれ変わることができます。

Stop crying faggot and do something worthwhile like buying manga and BD. By doing so, Berserk will get re-adaptation like Hellsing Ultimate.

1. Have some kind of interest in Japanese culture itself. Doesn't have to be anything specific, just stop expecting anime to cater to specifically western tastes and trends.
2. Try not to panic from the culture clash that comes with watching some non-western-friendly anime.
3. Get recommendations. What kind of stuff would you like to watch, what are you into?

Euthanasia is not legal here.

Having a semblance of taste (i.e. not being American)

>"the collar of the big coat"
大きいコートの襟
>the coat with the big collar
襟の大きいコートor 大きい襟の(ついた)コート. These are pretty much the same but the former implies there's some other coats with smaller collars.

じゃ、過労死されたらいいじゃん?

どうして他の人との付き合い方分かる必要があるのか、知ったか振り屋ちゃん?

That's cute for you?

>いつも1人でご飯を食べたり
>ゲームをしたりしていると
>他の人との付き合い方について
>わからなくなっちゃうでしょ
that's harsh...

B-but it's ok if it's just berserk and jojo r-right?

sorry, I just noticed that 大きいコートの襟 could also mean the big collar.
Very often you need to guess from the context in Japanese.

ニートはどうすればいいの…?(´・ω・`)

同級生にこんな子が居たらちんちん爆発してるな

Guys please...it's just a stupid meaningless random pic. No need to react to that.

大げさやな。
せいぜいリコーダーを舐めて、水着を盗むくらいやで

Japan winning on qualifications of gymnastics all-around. Good job.

Sushi karoushi harakiri

This is japan

it is in my 王国 buddy
You can't tell me you don't think that girl is cute.
自殺すればいいと思う
怖いから自殺することができないけど
アニメは僕の人生そのものよ

アモーレエエエェェ~

>You can't tell me you don't think that girl is cute.
I really don't.

What is she saying?

how to open a bank account in japan?

腹切りやってる奴はもう殆どいないでしょ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you eat or play games alone all the time, you will forget how to deal with other people.

なぜ知っている
youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5MfPF2cQA&t=171

damn SK won. gay.

>アニメは僕の人生そのものよ

c-section

>This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.

Is Bukakke an acutal Japanese tradition?

Would you eat Australians, again?

>White guys live in Japan.
>they get married with kawaii japanese wife
>your wife give birth to a cute girl.
>your cute girl go to school
>one day your girl are crying
>her swim suit was stolenand her recorder was licked by ugly japs boys.
>at worst, her might be raped

How do you guys feel?

まだ行われている
数年前に新潟辺りで青年が切腹し自決しましたよ

What if I put her in your basement?
If you always eat alone and play games, you'll forget how to interact with other people.
she's not wrong
Smack the shit out of those small nip fuckers.

how to open a bank account in france?

こっちかと思った
愛の奇跡 ヒデとロザンナ youtu.be/x2ib08Zt5Rg?list=RDx2ib08Zt5Rg

>Is Bukakke an acutal Japanese tradition?
Yes
>Would you eat Australians, again?
Have we ever?

4年前あの歌でビデオに聞きました
まだまだ好き

Kusowarata

I want to like anime but it seems like it always just gets too weird.

The only ones I like(and I really like them) are DBZ, Yu Yu Hakusho(HxH was too weird for me, Hisoka a best though), and Death Note.

i just watched the first ep of Re Zero right now for giggling shits. It was okay. Reminded me of a JRPG.

youtube.com/watch?v=lZXNuqje_es

Don't come Japan.

tbqh
I think being raped by an asian man its no really rape, their penises are too small to produce any disconfort on the woman

>Yes
I cannot believe that

>Have we ever?
Yea during the war, I can't remember where it was, but Australians were held as living meat stores well tempered in holes in the ground. I wonder how they taste. Like chicken I guess

Can I fuck your mom?

>What if I put her in your basement?
How would that change how she looks?

>an asian man
He said ugly jap boys at least. We know how to produce two dicks at the same time

I like you
come to my house and fuck my sister

知ってるけど何と言えばいい。。。。腹切りなんとMEME程度の話やろ。どこかのくそったお宅さんが腹切りしてもそのもの。

400万あったら家を買う事が出来てもう日本に住んでる夢を見ながら。お酒。

hey japs, what's your favorite film?

Mine is Space Jam, have you seen it?

youtube.com/watch?v=m1Iy9VSBg5A

>recorder
はえー
レコーダー舐めるって何やねんって思ったら、リコーダーとレコーダーってスペルが一緒なのか
初めて知った

peru

why are you sad today?

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WHERE TO WATCH OLYMPIC JUDO ???

your josef fritzl
僕はまだ「少年が彼女のレコーダを舐めた」との意味をまだ分からないけど

>食料品店の魚課で働いてる
>ここにすし出店もある
>すしを作る人は全部中国人だ
なぜこれ

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Black Hawk Down
youtube.com/watch?v=tnV6wM-vd9s
Awakenings
youtube.com/watch?v=JAz-prw_W2A

He really is pathetic, I used to think he was relatively alpha, my opinion of him as really declined