I once touched a girl's naked body, she let me touched everything (except vagina)...

I once touched a girl's naked body, she let me touched everything (except vagina). She even pulled out her tongue to let me suck it a bit.
It was great, Sup Forums.
Best night in my life for sure.

>Sup Forums
kek

Jelly

Girls are icky and have cooties. Enjoy your cooties.

Literally just had my girl suck me off

I would literally rather be browsing Sup Forums than doing that. What the fuck happened to me?

Is she hot?

here is her photo

gross

standard result of installing gentoo

I am fapping to her right now and there's nothing you can do about it.

if its actually her, you understand she won't be too happy when some autist finds her facebook

i havent had sex with gf in 2 years wat should i do? w at technology can help? it's such a bother

its an instagram "model"
instagram /george_ahhh/

Yes it is. And she is my gf.

Were you at a strip club? That's just normal booth things.

Just think what you could do if you drop $100.

Paying women for cuddling or sex is wrong.

You don't need to do either of those, you could just pay here to rid you of an itch in your nether regions.

Although a rub & tug might be better at that point.

You are becoming a Wizard Harry

Install gentoo and fap to the command line. Best. Feeling. Ever.

Best $20 you've ever spent amirite?

Break up.

it puts me over the edge too fast

ur "GF" is a cuty

having a gf is not glorified by any means, believe me

shoe on head

is overly glorified*
cant into proper speech

When I see things like this I feel less bad about being a man.

>less

>win the gender lottery
>feel bad about it

one day my boy, some used up whore is going to take you for a ride, then another, and another, and you'll have your heart broken a few times, then when you're like 35 you'll be in a relationship that you either hate or are indifferent to, but everyone else you know is doing the same so you just stick with it until your commitments together are so great that you know this is going to be the one you spend the rest of your life with, and you realise the best years of your life were when you were too scared to talk to bitches.

sharpie in pooper

>tfw never held hands with a girl and 23

At this point, I've just stopped caring about relationships and just focus on my life.

what's wrong with the pic exactly?

Sloth.

>girl
>my
>implying

Why does everyone assume all people on Sup Forums are kissless hugless virgins?
I mean I can understamd the majority, but all of them?