ITT: Technologies that were to smart for there time
ITT: Technologies that were to smart for there time
Eli Price
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Colton Kelly
how long till wifi toilet?
Matthew Cox
Anyone who bought this should be killed. It's an easy way to spot stupidity.
Carter Harris
You mean too jewish
Mason Miller
Please apologize for the antisemitic remarks, they're not nice.
Elijah Miller
>2037
>buy toilet
>forgot to buy the flush subscription
>can't flush
Jacob Rogers
I approve this message.
Ian Torres
It wasn't Jewish though. It just tried to cater to a very specific client base. It is literally an engineering marvel and a quick look at the internals would tell you the company behind Juicero was selling each unit at a huge loss.
Aiden Cruz
>2037
>buy toilet
>remember to buy the flush subscription
>Can flush
>forgot to buy the cleaning subscription
>can't manually clean it without breaking the toilet and either need to get the subscription or call a certified technician who can run the cleaning procedure
Joshua Taylor
...
Ethan Torres
>Not installing CFW on your toilet
pleb
Logan Green
>2037
>power goes out
>toilet can't phone home
>unable to flush
David Watson
>2037
>use toilet
>refuses to flush unless I pay a bitcoin ransom
>threatens to flood my bathroom if I don't pay
Justin Ross
Wasn't this thing extremely over-engineered or something?
Michael Morales
>2037
>use toilet
>toilet has locked the bathroom door until I order a "unlock the bathroom door" service.
>threatens to dump shit and piss on the floor if I don't order it by a set timeline.
>mfw it's not even my toilet
Kayden Gonzalez
All kinds of shit just to press a pack of juice material, which you could just squeeze with your hands anyway.
Gabriel Bell
Oh dude, you have no idea, whatch the AvE video on it.
It's mind blowing
Adrian Martin
>forget to pay your juice license
>OI M8 STOP RIGHT THERE
Nicholas Johnson
>engineering marvel
>hand squeezing the bags achieves better results
pick one and only one
Joshua Reed
>to smart
Michael King
wasn't this legit?
each bag had an expiration date and the device would reject it.
Chase Morris
>2020
>buy toilet
>cheap out on flushing subscription
>install custom rom from xda-dev to unlock feature anyways
>bugs: you tell me :^)
>toilet flushes only on saturdays with the moon at the right angle
Aaron Harris
Overengineering is not good engineering.
Camden Morris
OY VEY!
Jason Kelly
posting the video of a possibly drunk expert taking the juicero apart and making raunchy comments
youtube.com
Jose Moore
>Not shitting in the designated shitting streets
stay mad 3rd world plebs
Evan Richardson
>literally an engineering marvel
an electric airsoft gun is a far more complex piece of mechanical engineering and they are just toys. Have you never seen the inside of n RC car or other electric motor-driven gearboxed object before? it looks exactly like the inside of a Juicero.
John Reed
I know right? Idiots falling for the porcelain jew.
James Baker
You might get more juice out of the bag if you squeezed it by hand, but the machine squeezed only the best juice.
Asher Turner
Is Philip Glass brother or something?
The guy exudes jewiness on every pore.
Samuel Sanchez
We have to admit: we wish to see that kind of over enginering in other things these days.
Noah Adams
>how long
4 years ago, welcome to Japan
Ryder Reyes
The people were not stupid enough yet, truly ahead of it's time
Hunter Long
>drmed sliced fruits
>plastic garbage unable to process the bag.
>nearly 1 million spent on plastic design revisions
>didn't have the network to make it possible to sent the bags
>didn't have the ability to get much fruit supply
>even if they delivered, they didn't see that it is not practical to order your jews in the mail, while you can get them fresh in the super market pill them and put them in the blender or whatever.
Trully ahead of its time and too clever for the '10s
Dominic Howard
AvE shill.