Managed to pre-order one of these bad boys

Managed to pre-order one of these bad boys.

Feels good to own the best performing phone in existence.

Even the facial recognition is at least 2 years ahead of any other phone.

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>the best performing phone in existence
Pixel 2. Maybe OP5. Definitely nothing from Apple since iOS 6.

That’s cute. Shame that a $320 device has 3x Times the usefulness that your $1k phone. But hey, you are paying $680 to make calls on it!

Damn, you are so lucky!!

but user I've already got an iPad for my iPad needs..

don't get robbed by some chav fuck near bromley

Ha.

Prove it user.

iPhone 7 Plus is better than Pixel 2

phonearena.com/phones/benchmarks

How many apps can you open in your iPhone at once? :^)

And yet it's slower in real world usage than lagjizz phones. How could they fuck it up this bad?

Probably like 8-9

>Apple fags doesn't even know what multi window is
You guys will probably get pip videos in the iPhone x2 or something as a flagship exclusive haha

>this thread
youtube.com/watch?v=lxy3A7Mf45Q

Ok user lol

youtube.com/watch?v=MSaoZN6gvwM

>X2
>Ten Two

They're apple, not Square/Enix

NFC, Two apps at once? Amoled display? Fast wireless charging? 2k display?

No? I mean, at least you got... bezels..

Haha its so easy

uhmmm

what about the dex? you guys got something like that, right? or sd support

I mean, I guess this count as a feature, right.
you better get used to it

>hay guise I define my existence by being a consumer, think I'll get laid now?

I could get laid in 20 minutes if I wanted to.

Beauty of being a gay guy in the 21st century.

You should preorder a gun and kill yourself

>Even the facial recognition is at least 2 years ahead of any other phone.
it isnt, even windows has had that shit before it.

Enjoy your gayds friendo

Nah im on prep senpai

Yeah in a laptop that is 10x bigger than a phone. Even Microsofts attempt isn't as good as the iPhone X. Everyone agrees that the facial recognition hardware is two years ahead of the competition.

Give me one example of a mobile phone that has the same facial recognition hardware as the iPhone X.

Nice! Now you too can experience your phone getting locked when a bunch of people are behind you!

:^)

samsung could have shown exploding Note 7, but they chose not to ;)

oh the irony

COURAGE

>literally number of faulty devices that you can count with your fingers

We all know that the reason it didn't work the first time is because the iPhone requires a passcode after failing to unlock twice (due to staff handling the device pre show) but we'll see how good it really is this Friday.

C O U R A G E

but thats not a an xz1

i do not understand why THEY did this

I literally don't even know what that is.

Instead have a picture I took on my iPhone 7 this morning whilst watching Stranger Things 2.

>those artifacts
>that piss filter
>can't even afford a desk and has to eat on his dog bed
>literally starving because he can't afford food
C O U R A G E

I was snuggly in bed user. I'm on my desk now.

That was a Boursin bruschetta with extra virgin olive oil and italian ground pepper. Delicious.

>extra virgin
That wasn't the only extra virgin thing on your dog's bed :^)

see

raping your dog doesn't count as "getting laid" kid.
also stop pissing on your phone, the camera is already showing a yellow filter.

Haha you're really funny user. I bet you're the funny one in your friend group!

>faggot has to put his sexuality on the table because that the only reason anybody would talk to him.

fuck off special snowflake

there. i've (You)ed every single apple shill post in this thread. (You) can go home now.

Sorry did the 'friend' word trigger you. You'll get friends soon user x You just need to come out of your shell

:^)
Would be a shame if one of those friends banned your gay ass for not tech discussion.

I literally never go on here, I could not give less of a shit if I tried.

Also
>What is resetting your router haha

why?

enjoy your C O U R A G E male pattern baldness shitshow screen.

My family has a history of very good hair.

We'll see though I guess

Congratulations you just admitted your ban evasion

Haha please be true.

I was referring to the stupid ass dead space at the top of your screen, but ok.

Nah not true. Concept by twitter user.

lol okay user thank you :')

Thanks user
Here's a (you) for your troubles
Have a nice day now

you picked the inferior color but your still my nigga
what storage did you get?
picked 64go

64 GB too. I've been using 32GB since the 5s and never had a problem, then again I don't shoot hardly any 4K video.

I'm so fucking excited for the damn thing, took the day off work and everything.

Have you heard about the slow sync flash? Nighttime pictures are going to look 10/10

I can't even begin to point out in what ways the Note 7 was superior to pretty much every phone in existence, Applel is a fucking joke

>giving a shit about top performance in a fucking phone

What high performance things are you faggots doing? Adding 3d dog ears to selfies of your butthole?

Somebody jelly

You jelly lagdroid fag?

Yeah. You jelly.

Hehe I love how much you hate Apple. Note and iPhone are both incredible devices with their own pros and cons.

Ok Sup Forums should I get the 256GB iPhone 8 Plus or go for the 64GB iPhone X?

They are about the same price.

I'd got for 64GB X. Worst comes to worst you pay £0.79p a month for extra storage but you can just use Google Photos before it comes to that anyway.

...

Why do applel lagPhones always get double the benchmarks score but still get BTFO and destroyed by android phones in real usage?

>nigga
>frogposter

yeah i read about the new flash it sounds good
im very hyped but i wont be able to skip work to get it :(
I think face id will really surprise people.

iTODDLERS

ON

SUICIDE

WATCH

>Feels good to own the best performing phone in existence.

They lost the title of best performance after iOS 7 but have fun on your 1k device that will constantly crash apps and drop frame rates through out your ui ios 11 fucking sucks

>processor speed has anything to do with read/write speeds and system caching
Retard

>being this assblasted your fruit toy is trash

I'm an android user and think iOS is a shit OS. The "benchmark" is just retarded.

R*DDIT

SPACING

SHILL

How will iToddlers ever recover?

actually the problem is that even with a way faster processor, opening and using apps is about the same

to the note 8 that runs android through java virtual machine, compared to the iPhone 8 that runs iOS natively, and is an OS tailored specifically for that phone unlike android

this shows negligence on both, Apple's hardware for using slower storage than Samsung on their premium phones, and software, as they are not taking advantage of the fact that iOS runs direcly without any interpreters or virtual machines

Have you not seen his new video? the new iOS update fixed the problem. It now beats the samsung by 26 seconds.

iToddlers will defend this.

Apple uses PCI-E NVMe storage.

I'm not sure what SAMSUNG uses.

We know that you know nothing when you choose to post that pic... Read the back story android nerd!

Apple actually has faster storage, lagOS is just fucking trash.

we all know the iPhone will get faster with updates while the note will get slower

> lagPhone
> faster with updates

>iPhone
>get faster with updates

Haven't laughed this hard all week.

Android made a switch from dalvik to art years ago. So, Android doesn't run apps in virtual machines since android 5.0. This is why installation times on android are now 10x longer instead of near instant, all apps get compiled for the local processor.

>Smaller battery
>Pants on head retarded notch
>No integrated stylus
>Shitty locked down OS that will bork the device down in the next 2 updates
>Shitty multitasking
>No Iris scanner
>Uses a hardware encoder and boasts about superior performance in video encoding benchmarks
>Inferior camera
>Lower resolution
>300$ more

List a simple advantage the iPhone has that explains the 300$ heftier price tag and lack of almost every feature the Note has

I don't even have a Note anymore, I have an S7 and I'm going to admit the Note 4 is still the best smartphone ever made

>took the day off work and everything.
How will your McDonald's co-workers ever recover without you being there?

>lagPhone
>will get faster with updates

I actually work on care home software but ok lol

> does know all data carriers cap at either 480 or 720

>phone
>performance

this is like buying a desktop replacement laptop with an i7 and 1080ti so you can play minesweeper.

>I can open my apps .000001 sec faster and it only cost me $1000!
>worse battery than

I thought Applefags boasted about their nVME drives.

(iOS's system caching is generally regarded as superior to Android as well.)

All of this

>Bragging about being a cock sucking faggot piece of disappointment to you parents shit

........yep, you fit right in with Apple users, faggot.

My parents love me very much actually

If his parents are disappoint because their son is gay what's the point of having a child to begin with

Enjoy getting AIDS

Chislehurst cunt go get fucked by pack of Albanians

t. Bexley

already has PIP and split screen fag