A fire that killed 13 people at a bar in the French city of Rouen was caused by someone carrying a birthday cake with...

>A fire that killed 13 people at a bar in the French city of Rouen was caused by someone carrying a birthday cake with lighted candles, police say.
>Officials believe the person tripped on stairs leading to the basement.

>Be French
>Celebrate another year you managed survived withou getting Allah'd
>Trip on some stairs
>Get crisped

Copper kek was had

(You)

Another bad year for the French. They just can't get a break.

You're blowing this out of proportions

>Officials believe the person tripped on stairs leading to the basement.

He can't keep getting away with this.

>be American
>get shot

He yelled Allah Ackbar when he tripped according to some witness

>be australian
>be less relevant than fucking Canadá

Lel

>be chile
>be texas

Rouen is the city of Guillaume le Conquérant, the Norman who conquered England.

Do you think the Eternal Anglo is somehow managed to be behind all this?

here comes dat boiii!
oh, merde waddup

nah, we're good friends now.
they buy houses here to retire

>We're good friends now
That's what they want you to believe

The Anglo never forgives, he never forgets.

Everyone is. Why this is international news is beyond me.

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It is hard to believe the french walls are made from so highly flammable materials even gasoline is pale with envy.

Maybe adjust laws a little for such places? Or will the EU ban candles? Knives and automatic trucks?

It was my birthday today

Sorry about that lads, had a few too many wahey

wew I bet no one can hold a candle to this poster

Fucking kek