See neckbeard on the train

>see neckbeard on the train
>he has long hair and a fat face
>he has a thinkpad and is standing up while using it

Which one of you finally decided to go outside?

Kek

Also worth noting he was sitting too close to a girl who ended up standing up and moving seats
He probably smells really bad

this person I saw today was unattractive

He gave off creepy neckbeard neet vibes, and the thinkpad just made me think "Sup Forums"

>>see neckbeard on the train
>>he has long hair and a fat face
>>he has a thinkpad and is standing up while using it
>mfw i realized that is only my reflection on the window of the train

your typical thinkpad user

to be fair it does sound like the kind of person who'd post here

...

Sounds like stallman

Oh look a Sup Forumstard escaped his habitat

But im a girl and am smol
I have a dell
The closest i'll be to this guy is that i use arch linux
:)

everyone who uses a thinkpad at my uni is fit as fuck and gets pussy at least once a week. it's like the chad version of Sup Forums

what an absolute shit thread

Why do you lie?

*macbook

FTFY

same thing goes for android phones

The average samshit user on campus is either a social retard or some kind of poor stoner kid who wears tattered hoodies and old jeans all the time.

Meanwhile, the average iPhone user is well dressed, well groomed, and sociable.

when I put on my programming socks I'm a grill to :-)

"I'm trying my hardest! I really am! Been saving up monies for the latest iPhone X. It's just gonna be a few more months."

>t. trap

I thought you said he was standing.

HOW CAN I TRUST YOU WHEN YOUR STORY IS FULL OF HOLES!!??

Hormone therapy doesn’t magically turn you into a girl, you will always be a boy.
Not a girl, not a woman and not even a man - only a boy, forever.

that's a fucking cool beard, man

>Meanwhile, the average iPhone user looks just the same but is more poor due to having to change payment plan phones every two years when they absolutely shit themselves
Fixed for accuracy. Apple users are usually homeless tier.

t. amerifat

meanwhile normies and even stacies use android in yurop