Hi!

>Hi!
>I'm here for the koding job!

How would Sup Forums respond?

I would gladly shake his hand, and welcome him graciously.

"Follow me to the whiteboard."

He wouldn't have made it to our building if he hadn't already proved he was in the top 2% of all respondents. Showing up without a shirt is kind of weird, though. He'd better interview strong.

sorry we're not hiring FUCKING WHITE MALEs

>no programming socks
>no job

"What's the difference between java and JavaScript?"

"Please implement FizzBuzz in your favorite language"

Implying anyone with half a brain can't FizzBuzz in Java or any other easy shit language.

In less than 50KLOC

You're dressed too inappropriate for your mustache.
Get yourself a nice top hat and a suit, and will present you to the steam computer room.

"hi,./ iopm here fir teh klidung j0b

One makes me want to hang myself, the other makes me want to drown myself in the toilet.

unironically
this

We'll let you know.
If you do not have a response from us in the following week, consider it as a refusal.
Have a nice day.

Am I the only one that would be way more repelled by some fat neckbeard that smells like bad vinegar and has undersized clothes than this fella here?
He feels like a model and at least is making sure he is clean.
My old boss looked "average" but he smelled really bad and you could smell it when he is a step or two away.

Javascript is the needed evil.
Java is the unneeded evil that people use for some retarded reason.

Why aren't you wearing a shirt?

I'd ask how he grooms his moustache

show me your moves

lol

>manly moustache
>excellent taste in tatoos
>goatee to express his creativity

10/10, would hire

Great! meet mr. pajeet our senior web developer
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