'user we noticed your low work performance so we need you to train one of your position replacement candidate, mr...

>'user we noticed your low work performance so we need you to train one of your position replacement candidate, mr. guphta pajeetron'

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are stories about training replacement pajeets for your position even real?
i would imagine the person would just train them wrong/don't train them so he would keep his position

train your own pajeet, i quit

No sore white man honorable he train good.

No sir is clearly fake sir. Now please kindly do the needful and get our new hire Mr ramahed familiar with our technologies

well you could never know if he is your replacement, you will be kindly asked to train new comer or two so he will "assist" you

I feel you're being optimistic that a shitpost has grounds on reality.

and this is legal?

Yes it is legal to fire people. What the fuck?

>not training them horribly
>not lying to management that they are incapable of learning
you deserve what you get

not in all circumstances

how is it legal? what the fuck

>Yes it is legal to fire people
Not without a good reason.

>Most employees in the United States work “at will.” This means that you can fire them at any time, for any reason–unless that reason is illegal. State and federal laws prohibit employers from relying on certain justifications for firing employees, such as discrimination or retaliation, set out below. These prohibitions apply whether the employee has an employment contract with you or works at will.

>United States
>fair work laws
there's no freedom in being able to keep your job by working diligently

>US
>freedom
pick one

>europoors cannot compete with innovations

>2 weeks annual leave
>Basically no employee rights
>No job security
Wow, burgerland really is a shithole.

MURRICA

Wait, I just looked it up.
You fuckos aren't even guaranteed annual leave at all. That's just pathetic.

That's beacuse they fighted communism so good.

Okay UUB, i will train you and make you become very strong to protect the earth when i leave!
Unless of course, this is the GT timeline, where you will just job over and over and over because it's always Goku Time!

>fighted
europoor education

>2 weeks annual leave

I really don't get how this is tolerable.You burn a day here and there on shit like apartment inspections, and a tolerable holiday is a minimum of two more weeks.

>you're going out the door but we need you to train your replacement first

I take it this is another Freedom™ thing or something?

Happened to several colleagues of mine.

Put to them quite simply.. you can have three months of work and a severance, or you can refuse to train him well in which case you'll be escorted out on the spot and given no severance. Your call.

Few people can refuse the offer.

Exactly.
Civilized countries have that shit at 4 weeks/20 days. I swear that Americans just live to work.

>2 weeks annual leave
I would assume any decent company would provide more than this.
As a part timer at a grocery store I have 2 weeks paid vacation.

Actually Americans have no guaranteed vacation time, and even if you do have some your employer can just never let you use it.

Americans also have 'sick days'.

We have 6 weeks paid vacations not counting holidays.
Oh and a work week is only 37 hours.

Good! Now I can fuck off to a company which uses Docker and Ansible and triple my wage!
Not going to happen desu, Indians are more expensive than me.

nytimes.com/2015/06/04/us/last-task-after-layoff-at-disney-train-foreign-replacements.html

disney employees had to do it while knowing they were gonna get laid off afterwards, America home of the Goy

My company literally did exactly this with the accounting area and they're still looking to train more indians

Here in the Netherlands you can only hire a (non European) foreigner for jobs for which you cannot find an European employee within 3 months. For hard to fill vacancies you have to search for an employee for 6 months before you can hire a foreigner.

So hiring pajeets to replace you is not that easy.
Not to mention pajeets don't speak Dutch.

"Employee rights" are a meme that make it harder for people to get jobs since whoever hires them will be more strict because they don't want to get stuck with a shitty worker that has a million barriers stopping them from being fired without having to pay extra compensation.

Only burger companies. I would be sour too, but money talks.

Why don't companies just move to India? All the cheap labor at Indian wages

Freelancers are even cheaper and you can hire them if they are good.

Also, if employees don't have a negative track record and the company isn't scaling down for economic reasons you can't fire them. Unless you want to pay the maximum severance pay.

When employees are about to get fired they also tend to take up all their vacation days.
And some people even have vacation days from 5 years back...

So when they hear their contract wont be extended they go on a two month vacation.

Comfy.

>What is 3 months trial period

>being wh*Te

>be black
>get 1 life malaria leave

>be indian
>get free toilet benefits at work

this is the best law ever.
How come so many shitskins are still there ?

>be american
>get 1 week off because office mass shooting. not paid

Because I'm Dutch too and
1) shitskins are allowed to marry their far-far cousin and ship their entire extended family over, if they can provide* for them
2) EU migrants can always come regardless
* = earn like €1.500 per month which is minimum wage.

Laws are great until nobody cares about them.
t. Dutch

Just pajeet my shit up

>Finding it hard to get a job
>just git gud

Unless you're some run of the mill enterprise Java developer how could you even vaguely struggle to find a good job in the tech industry?

Most foreign migrants came in the 70's and 80's. And later generations just flew their families over.

> 'user we noticed your low work performance so we need you to train one of your positron replacement candidate, mr. W5'
what do?

Take a long time training the other guy while searching for a new job.

>europoor
How many foreign languages do you speak burger?

You seem like the type of person who corrects people when they speak slang, as if they're making a mistake. In other words, you sound like a retard.

>corporations will just stop hiring people if the risk goes up
We haven't come out with a new iPhone in 8 years because we just cant decide who to hire to replace our engineering team lead. What if we get it wrong? The pressure is too much. We're closing shop, sorry lads.

>€1.500 per month which is minimum wage
I know what you meant but it's funny anyway.

> 'user we noticed your low work performance so we need you to train one of your positron replacement candidate, officer KD9-3.7'