Pillows are technology. Was the best pillow I can use to stop getting cow lick in the morning?

Pillows are technology. Was the best pillow I can use to stop getting cow lick in the morning?

don't let cows in your house

Shave your head.

Don't sleep when your hair is wet

Sleep in a beanie

Don't wake up.

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hypoallergenic goose pillow

Sleep face up

Get a silk pillow case.

But user ahoges are cute and technology

Mike Lindell used to have trouble sleeping, so he decided to invent MyPillow. The pillow allows you to adjust the patented fill, and it's machine washable. MyPillow is the official bed pillow of the National Sleep Foundation. The pillow comes with a 10-year warranty and 60-day money back guarantee.

>Was the best pillow I can use to stop getting cow lick in the morning?
Dont use a pillow
Make your head suspend in mid air while you sleep..

wat with like rope/wire?

>cow lick
As a non-native speaker, I'm constantly impressed on how there's an expression for fucking EVERYTHING in english.

I much prefer the term 'ahoge'.
And English is barren and poor as fuck. What language do you speak natively if you think English is expressive?

Portuguese.

Sure we also have many crazy expressions, but I'm always amazed with english, specially if I delve into Urban Dictionary.

90% of urban dictionary is made up.

magnets

100% of every language is made up.

Damn rodney, Mind. Blown.

Just get that purpleā„¢ pillow. You know the one

a cloth or something