>left: when you pick up your iPhone X >right: when someone else picks up your iPhone X
Apple wins again. No more shall you have to have your GF snooping around your shit and asking you why Domino's Pizza is texting to see if you're awake. How can Androtards even compete?
Thomas Edwards
>iShills are unironically bragging about how the apple botnet scans the face of and identifies anybody near by
Jace Cooper
Stay poor and salty.
Gabriel Ortiz
android has notification control settings. it's under apps and notifications
Dylan King
>No more shall you have to have your GF snooping around your shit and asking you why Domino's Pizza is texting to see if you're awake. I'd ask the same thing myself. Do American pizza places really do this?
Julian Gutierrez
probably a joke nibbuh. as in some side bitch he put in the phone as domino's
Wyatt Reed
Not really, he said Domino's Pizza was texting HIM, not someone else with Domino's Pizza as her name. Who the hell is named Domino's?
Jason Gray
I don't even notice the notch anymore 2bh, i think I will pull the trigger on one of these
Yeah because it's totally the same thing
Aaron Myers
you don't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed user
Adam King
You clearly need some reading comprehension.
Jacob Gonzalez
i go to g to browse shill threads as they are quite fun
Nathaniel Campbell
He added the girl he's cheating with as "Domino's Pizza". That way, whenever he gets a text message from her number, it shows up as "Domino's Pizza" in the event that his girlfriend looks at his phone. It's a stupid joke and you're an idiot for not immediately understanding it.
Bentley Johnson
Bullshit. It clearly says it's Domino's Pizza who's messaging him, not some random girl, nor that he's cheating on his gf.
Luke Ross
what if you're in a headlock and a strong person tries to steal your phone
Alexander Harris
>he has a jealous girlfriend and is not assertive enough for a girl to be reassured in his presence Typical apple user Iguess.
Gavin Ortiz
>No more shall you have to have your GF snooping around your shit and asking you why Domino's Pizza is texting to see if you're awake. How can Androtards even compete? >GF
unrelatable
Ryder Perez
high quality
Jonathan Bailey
>implying it's a problem when it's all stored locally
Joseph Perry
Jesus Christ, how autistic are you? Its a fucking joke, saving your side chick's number in your phone as a delivery place or some other shit so your GF doesn't see a girl's name on your phone. Understand now, brainlet?
Asher Bell
I don't think you get it. Girls generally don't like it if you're cheating on them. We're not all lucky enough to date Amish chicks who are ok with polygamy.
Carter Lee
Unexpected turn of events as you are actually the idiot for not comprehending his obvious understanding of the joke.
Bentley Russell
>unironically shaming the psychosocially diverse >on Sup Forums wew
Chase Sanchez
that's actually pretty nice
William Morris
If you close your eyes or don't directly look at the phone it won't unlock, unless you set it to unlock without user attention. This was explained in the keynote.
Ryan Hernandez
> GF
You're on Sup Forums retard. At least make your imagined use case relevant somehow.
Nathaniel Bell
My wife trusts me because she knows I'm trustworthy and true to my word. If your gf does not trust you, it's because you seem weak.
Julian Phillips
One word brah, "pizzagate". There's a lot that the burger posters are keeping under their hats.
Leo Morgan
>gf
Aiden Nguyen
>cheating on your girlfriend Just admit that it's a guy. Your secret is safe with Sup Forums.
Oliver Martinez
With my g/f, I usually do this thing called being honest and not a cheating piece of shit. Seems to work decently.
Also, you could turn off notifications on the lock screen for ages with Android. Who gives a fuck?
Isaiah White
Is this a meme or is it actually true?
Because statistically I know it's true that iPhone users are richer than android users but the gay thing seems like a meme
Hunter Moore
It's not the same as turning off notifications, why are you even making that comparison
>hurr i'm honest nobody here cares my guy
William Price
Gay people make a lot of money.
Adam Gonzalez
I really hate that google are so careless about this. So they make it an option to display notifications on a locked phone. But when they send the 2 factor auth code, they don't add newlines or a long text so it won't show in the notification? Why? It is so dumb. Sometimes I whish there were still humans working at that place.
Jeremiah Turner
Why not put a password on your phone?
Logan Gonzalez
Who the hell names their contacts after pizza places and not the name of the person? Where does it say it's a girl? The OP says Domino's is the one sending messages, no? What's the joke in getting messages from a pizza place? I cant see the humor in it.
Joshua Thompson
> Not memorizing your cumare’s phone number like our fathers and grandfathers had to in the old days
Technology was a mistake.
Chase King
>If your gf does not trust you, it's because you seem weak.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
What the fuck? You've got this backwards retard. My 'gf' loves me but is aware I don't love her, she lets me see other women.
Parker Morgan
>is the gay thing a meme Yeah, the most popular smartphone in the world that everyone wants is only wanted by homosexual people. What the fuck? I've only heard that shit here on this board. Ask anyone in the general public is someone using an iPhone is 'gay' and you'll just get stared at. Because everyone uses one. I don't get what's going on here.
Its the lock screen you fucking mongoloid. The lock screen. God you're dumb.
Chase Ortiz
I have an amazing thing called a password that I have to type in to see notifications marked as sensitive. You should try them some time.
Landon Evans
Reminder that this same appletoddler shill just sits in his mom's basement all day spamming these same threads 50x daily. Report, sage, and hide.
Nolan Richardson
that's the joke
David Young
Homosexuals plus women is a lot more than half the population
Jaxon Rivera
Xdddd let ebig bait hehe
Nolan Gray
What if someone takes a picture of your eyes and just uses that
Ethan Hill
Wow. I'm impressed. The dancing skeleton on the right will very effectively scare away anyone trying to spy your notifications!
Leo Anderson
>gf >my
Leo Edwards
You either don't know anyone outside of your household or you live in a 3rd world country where there's no iPhones. funnily, I see more girls with shitty Android phones. Its a 60/40 split, Android to iOS for women and more like 70/30 split for the men.
I know this because I'm mentally healthy and I interact with many people.
Nicholas Smith
This is a YouTube comments tier question. None of that shit works, holy fuck. No masks, no high res pictures, nothing other than your face.
Jason Long
homosexuals plus women is only 56% of the population at the highest. homos are about 5% and women are 51%
Blake Watson
>"locally"
David Wood
>gf >my
Isaiah Sanders
Now that is actually a clever benefit of apples facial unlock. Neat. Still not going to get the X. The 5S however… What you retards fail to understand is that android is not feasible for people who do care about their privacy and don't have the time to fuck around with their phone constantly to get it to work without pulling all kinds of shit. Just recently, after some update, my GFs sony just started to obviously track all of her moves. Went on holiday recently, and suddenly it starts to provide the "service" to inform her about the weather at our location on the homescreen and the services and amenities of the hotel we are in. WTF? Yeah, I know how that works, but who on earth thinks this is a good thing to have switched on by default? And where the hell are the settings to switch that crap off? Took me 15 minutes of fucking around in various menus, and one week later the shit came back. If my blackberry won't cut it anymore, I'll become an apple fag. Can't be arsed to be either a babysitter for my phone, or googles slave.
Zachary Barnes
yeah great argument now you're apple's slave. look up what Cook told that clinton aide. the choice is either spend the time to flash your android or suffer, there is no easy alternative, no matter how much you pay
Ethan Turner
>m-m-m-m-muh privacy!!!11 >they know my location from GPS which I turned on!!!1 >but apple taking a 3d map of my face, sucking my soul out, and sending it all to the NSA is totally cool
The state of iToddler brainlets.
Anthony Collins
It's not only some rough GPS data (which was off originally, but got turned on by something and the toggle for it got removed from quick settings, BTW) which it can log locally all it wants, but it also included all kind of info from web searches, emails and WIFI info and was used to fetch other stuff form googles dbs. That's totally not OK. And yeah, apples shit too, but now that windows phone and BB are dead, it's the least shitty shit there is.
Zachary Nguyen
>No more shall you have to have your GF snooping around your shit and asking you why Domino's Pizza is texting to see if you're awake. kek
Parker Brooks
> Honey, why does Steve the mechanic text you all the time saying he loves you?
Owen Myers
That's kinda interesting, only problem is you now have to point it roughly at your face to see the notifications.
If they had Touch ID it could just display on your finger press, so Face ID is still shit.
Noah Sanchez
that would be a great force touch application light for notification hard for unlock
Michael Hill
Your "gf" is a reverse cuck.
Carter Watson
>No more shall you have to have your GF snooping around your shit and asking you why Domino's Pizza is texting to see if you're awake. You understand it will just make her even more suspicious
Kayden Garcia
why would she be suspicious if she doesnt think anything is happening in the first place
Hudson White
Do you need to swipe up to enter the homescreen?
Easton Carter
Another "brand new" feature. Apple is really ahead the competition, isn't it?
Chase Ross
If you want to fool around behind your GF's back then you want your phone to be as clean as possible, which means using a burner she will never see.
Juan Ramirez
hello daquan
Carter Evans
>hurr durr I'm honest, nothing to hide from my gf, she can always snoop. Wait until she finds out that you post and look at loli on Sup Forums, fags.
Jayden Parker
not on purpose honey
Jose Hernandez
>post and look at loli You do realize we're not all pedos here, right? Hell, in threads about it, it's not uncommon for people to talk about capital punishment for pedos.
Ryder Russell
>capitalism is produce cheap and sell expensive Wow! Deep.
Dylan Reyes
You can't afford an iPhone.
Andrew Watson
>Hiding stuff from your gf Why date someone who you dont trust?
Colton Thomas
The state of green bubbles
Lincoln Anderson
>he's not dating the girl his ex slept with Lmao fag
Ethan Murphy
they simply cant. praise apple. fuck goolag and their sjw dogshit
Xavier Rivera
It is >phone buzzes >someone else picks up my phone (gf or friend) >only says notification >grab my phone and touch the intuitively placed fingerprint scanner >immediately unlocks and I can see my notifications It's almost like Apple is creating solutions for the dumb problems they made up
Joseph Reyes
>Hiding texts from your boyfriend whenever your girlfriend picks up your phone This was only a problem for apple customers in the first place.
Benjamin Richardson
reminder that this fat neckbear looser does same except on his t420
Julian Green
>implying
Caleb Kelly
Bullshit They stay in their general Unlike you fags You gotta show us your aids ridden ass
Wyatt Richardson
>Not having a GF whomst'd've'n't spy on you Git gud plebs
Hunter Thompson
I have the Domino's app on my watch but it leaves me alone unless I'm actively tracking my pie
Carter Gutierrez
Unless you're shitposting from a vertu phone, I believe you're the poor one here
Jacob Wright
The production price of the iPhone X is actually something like 500$ and it seems pretty good so far
Wyatt Baker
Because Apple customers actually have girlfriends
Parker Butler
>meanwhile in Poogle-to-Loogle House, 69 Scatville Lane, Delhi
John Adams
What? It's not saved on the machine -- it's saved on the server -- Apple's database. The NSA can probably access it.
Zachary Cook
Almost every homo I’ve known was a Galaxy user. Ironically the only exception to that rule is one of my pals who works in IT.
Don’t trust the memes.
Leo Powell
It's saved on the iPhone inside the secure enclave. Stop spreading disinformation.
Cameron Ward
>implying anyone here have a gf or a Domino's as a side bitch
>captcha: STOP
Kayden Jenkins
Heh, they fell for the gf botnet
Caleb Gonzalez
>That's kinda interesting, only problem is you now have to point it roughly at your face to see the notifications. >the only problem is that you have to be able to see your screen to read what's on your screen
Would you mind explaining this in a less retarded sounding way? Do you like using your phone with a fucking periscope or something?
Liam Williams
my gf's fingerprint is on my phone and mine is on her's. is this a serious concern for some people?
Liam Carter
or you set your phone to sensor your notifications
Caleb Robinson
most people have shitty relationships in my experience.
Aiden Ramirez
Pretty cool feature but not really a problem, doesn't make it worth $1500 for a botnet on a slab
Juan Reyes
>gf >my
Nathan Foster
android has offered private notifications since pre kitkat
you can also customize it to hide certain contacts completely from notification popups
apps like applocker or a notification manager can further customize for privacy and even locking with a pin