korean pop edition
/brit/
the romans did things
Keri Sable 2bh lads
karen lads
tell me more neat Roman facts fellas
im rolling fast
im smoking slow
im getting cash
im blowing smoke
they brushed their teeth with their own piss
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Morning lads.
Morning based slugbro.
the romans ate something called "food"
Good lad
any more recommendations for this fine sunday morn
terrible post
business idea: bring back penal colonies
the lowest age i've heard of for an operator entering into the sasr was like 23/24. i think they'd take you into selection if you were an absolute star. mark donaldson (VC winner) was selected at 24, ben roberts smith (another VC winner) was 24 turning 25 too.
afaik as i know, it's about letters of recommendation by higher ups so if you kissed enough arse and did enough, you could possibly apply at 22-23
tricky blodoy crows
we cant afford them
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drinking yorkshire tea even though i'm not from yorkshire
what am i like haha
sports
Crows are so cool
>face
*pisses into water gun and sprays everyone right in the mouth*
Fucking hell talk about ass to grass.
The romans didn't have any green belts and housing costs were affordable in all their cities
dormice were a favourite dish
SEALs you can enlist directly into but that's the "vanilla SEALs" who are akin to Rangers
Seal Team Six is the CAG equivalent and that's a whole different selection process from the vanilla SEALs
great post
the romans were the first to realise that the best gimmicks are chiselled once a day
did they do that on purpose?
business idea: water, but in a cup
The roman empire was very diverse ethnically
admire your economic pragmatism
Somewhat surprising lack of banter over the UK v Aus women's hockey in here.
listening to katie hopkins on lbc
it'll never catch on
look how it ended up
That is a true statement
Although the ruling class was very ethnically pure
Community Shield today, lads.
Alex Grey
when do they kick it off
a lot about Roman-era homosexuality is highly misunderstood. It was actually much more akin to prison rape than contemporary consensual romance
saudi style?
Bloody beaker people coming over ere, teaching us how to cup water
Reminder that the Romans literally invented western civilisation.
cor blimey cracking shot I must say
The pre-Christian Roman view of gods was a lot different than we think of gods today
The Roman gods were not omnipotent and you could strike bargains with them (i.e. I hope I am victorious in battle, I hope my business does well, etc, and if all goes well you will have my devotion and a payment to your temple) and if they didn't come through you would curse them and choose a new god to have on your side
have we won the olympics yet lads
basically yeah. it was about dominance like with pederasty
yeah
they had takeaways in ancient rome
Yes because Caesar brought in this epic self rule maymay to stop civil war. He'd split his empire into provinces where he'd make a foreign consul rule over it and if they went out of line he killed them. The trick was you can only rule barbarians for so long until they start a civil war so it actually worked. But back in Rome they were still Romans.
And a non Roman in the Roman Empire was literally treated worse than lowest pleb.
>BREAKING NEWS: German anti-terror police prepare to storm building as armed man 'barricades himself inside restaurant'
Sulla married a drag queen.
fun face about the romans: they invented the mattress as we know it today
Not really
It was just that if you were the bottom you were seen as emasculated although it was consensual which seperates it from prison rape (which is by and large a Hollywood myth, prison itself is nothing as the media portrays it)
Also cunnilingus was seen as an act of debasement and a man who performed it was no longer seen as masculine
the Romans twice purged their lands of yanks before they eventually succumbed to yankish tricks
>When asked which women he would put in the Cabinet, the businessman could name only one - his daughter Ivanka.
>Mr Trump then made gaffes that included not knowing Russia had taken the Crimean Peninsula two years ago.
Men will kick the ball in 4 bongs and 40 bings
sissy roman boys
the romans went to shit after augustus
Romans used to pour molten gold down the throats of emperors that seized too much power.
willy filling with blood
Helen Skelton looks like such a tart but she's so nice. Glad that she's being phased in in place of Gabby Logan now that Logan looks old and busted.
do any of you lads do pic related?
the romans killed jesus
romans were also famous for the chocolate milkshake
You'd think some of the female olympians would at least shave off their moustaches before they appear on telly.
Trumpfags actually think he's a genius.
some Roman Emperor invented ice cream too when he asked for snow from a mountain to eat
>>Mr Trump then made gaffes that included not knowing Russia had taken the Crimean Peninsula two years ago
except that isn't true
got called a cretinous melt in the Roman baths lads
Looks like just my type t b h
I keep it 300, like the Romans
300 bitches, where the Trojans?
The romans loved brown qts
remember when she did blue peter and ran an ultramarathon, truly wife material
Some Gaul subhuman was chanting his nonsensical barbarian rubbish on his way to the coleusseum lads
What's on today then
brekky ideas lads?
you really believe everything you read, don't you
literally zero appeal to druken club slags/rodents
Do you think roman slave owners had sex with their slaves?
They weren't classed as citisens.
Romans had dedicated sex slaves
Both men and women patricians had sex slaves
Marvin's fighting 4 slaves and a lion the mad man ahahha
they did, all the time, but it was highly illegal to have sex with someone else's slave. if you did that you could be punished by becoming a slave yourself
Course they did
She also kayaked the entire Amazon river iirc.
fuck consumer capitalism
They could rape them if they wanted. They weren't citisens of Rome. If you weren't a citisen of Rome which only Italians were classed as basically anything could happen to you and no one would care.
romans were also responsible for lawn moving services, where a serviceman would come round to your place and drop a goat off
the romans invented consumer capitalism
>Both men and women patricians had sex slaves
>you will never be a mature roman woman's fuck toy
feels bad
>ywn be roman
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true, the church selling entry to heaven etc
Romans invented advertising too. there used to be advertisements for shops and gladiators
charity shield
womens rugby sevens v canada
womens cycling road race
53kg weightlifting
adam peaty doing a swim
robot wars
you lot are literally my pawns
I did one post mentioning Romans and you're still talking about Romans a whole thread later