HOL THE FUCK UP

HOL THE FUCK UP

My friend told me people outside of the Nordic doesn't use cheese slicers. He's pulling my leg, right? How would that even work?

>slice cheese with a knife
>tastes like shit

>use a cheese slicer to get a perfect slice
>heaven

Thank you Norway!

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What's wrong with knives?

Never saw one in my life.

>slice cheese with a knife
How would that even work? Wouldn't you need to use a filleting knife or something? Seems like an easy to die otherwise, if you thinly try to slice it with a big ass kitchen knife, pulling it towards you.

too many terrorist stabbings

The taste is the same whether you eat a block of cheese or slice it with a hammer. Are you retarded?

We have cheese graters that have things similar to pic related on them. We're not autistic to make a whole utensil for it and call it an invention so our nation actually has inventions. We have enough of those.

gidings or not? who can tell

do you brutes peel potatoes with knives too?
wtf is wrong with you

are you only using this one pleb ?

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I have one of those. It's nice. A million times better than those wire slicers

My mom brought those from Sweden when she used to live there, before The Cuckening.

We use them

I have one. They don't work properly

Probably cause you have twig arms.

I've seen them before, might even have an old one laying around my house somewhere.

Never knew what it was for, though.

>Sweden afraid of using a kitchen knife
Can't make this shit up famicus

>the taste is the same if you eat a whole cow instead of a steak

Fuck off, retard

>slice russian cheese with a knife
>tastes like soap mixed with chalk, starch, gypsum and boric acid

>use a cheese slicer to get a perfect slice
>it tastes even worse

Thank you Putin!

I have a cheese slicer for some reason but Ive never used it and I have never seen anyone use one

>take cutting board, knife and cheese
>slice it
>profit

I have one, but never used it.

It's scandanavias only invention. No one uses it either

Maybe stop associating with people who eat asda smartprice ""cheese"" singles

i literally need someone to post a video on how this work
you must eat really thick slices??
cheese should be 2 mm tops

With a fucking knife you retarded snow nigger!

That's not nearly the same thing, you massive mong. The whole cow isn't just meat, and the steak is.

>cheese should be 2 mm tops
This is easily achievable using a knife, provided you don't have Parkinson's or some shit

Never saw one in my life.

now that's just purposeless. why three different knives?

>cheese slicers

Wow, I didn't even know they exist before opening this thread.

i just buy pre-sliced

Because the French have an inborn desire to obsess about and overcomplicate menial tasks, then present this autism to foreigners as being a "connoisseur". Their capacity for unmerited pretentiousness is truly mind-boggling

and you're the polar opposite, everything must be lazied and dumbed down to infinity
see: spray cheese. presliced cheese. presliced bread. eating chicken from literal buckets with your hands. thinking subtitled movies are too much effort. etc.

Presliced cheese is universally understood to be shit, spray cheese isn't cheese at all. Eating fried chicken with one's hands is only feasible with drumsticks. Subtitles distract (usually unnecessarily) from the film. "muh unsliced bread is patrician" is just a meme created by bootyblasted yuropoors like yourself who lack the technological sophistication to slice your mass-produced pleb-bread in the factory where it's made. Baguettes and such are rarely sold presliced. Any other misconceptions you'd like me to clear up for you, you sheltered, uncultured swine?

>overcomplicate menial tasks
I guess it's too hard for your fat fingers

>made with
>REAL
>CHEESE

wew

am i the only one here that thinks cheese is disgusting

>It took him ten minutes to post a picture of spray """cheese""" and make a fat joke
>French """""""""bantz"""""""""

>Subtitles distract (usually unnecessarily) from the film.

Only if you can't read.

I suppose it is true.

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look mom, they are putting hearth attack on my hot dog!

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not pre-packaged, pre-sliced. they have normal lumps of cheese in the store and you ask the qtie behind counter to give you 30 slices of it and she cuts it for you

win-win

>cheese
>eating 60% fat curdled milk that started to get moldy
I hope none of you guys does that

They're widespread here. Every household has two or three of these things.

that's nasty

>vodka
>drinking distilled rotten grain or potatoes

no i absolutely dont see how its easy, providing it's not an aged crumbly cheese. FACT it is physically more demanding whatever you say, to balance that knife all the way through

it's just melted cheese.
heating cheese up doesn't make it heart attack inducing.

>just use a knife
>who needs mugs? just use a bucket
>who needs a paint brush? just use a pain roller
>who needs a butter knife? just use a kitchen knife
>who needs a spoon? just use a ladle
>who needs a jewelers saw? just use a regular saw
no wonder the rest of the world is so shit compared to nordicks

depends on the cheese you uneducated nordic swine

Underage

You get a knack for it. I love cheese and I can cut them slices thin with a small sharp knife. How one holds the knife is also important. Minimal effort.

You can't imagine it because you never tried it otherwise.

>be swedish

*smacks lips*

Never seen or used one. They usualy slice the cheese when I buy it on site with a machine.

In the US they're common but not a necessity. If you want to be fancy you'll have a cheese set.

Implying dietary fat is bad

Because you're an effiminate swede.

You're descended from Vikings you should be good with blades.

It's common in Poland, using a knife is inferior in every way.

Also this.

Ths.

Could it be that you just use terribly dull knives?

>eating cheese
damn white people baka

>who needs his own sperm? just use a young buck

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I bought one but honestly can't remember when I used it last. It's just pointless, just like potato peelers

Never talk about cheese or food in general again please.

Why on God's green earth would he not hold it so that the cheese went along with the sausage, instead of crossing it.

This bothered me so much too.

You don't have delis in Finland? Literally idk why I would ever buy a block of cheese. Just buy slices every few days and go back when you run out.

Spray cheese? How does that even work? Like expansion foam but on your bread?

like a can of spray whipped cream but with a cheese-like product.

Cheese "like"? Is that as awful as I think it is? Must be some real ghetto shit

We use them daily, also for cucumbers

Thats for sandwiches mostly though

If I have a large piece of cheese, I just cut chunks of it with a knife.
If I want sliced cheese, I buy it sliced on the market.

Slices thin as air
mmh mmh mhh
>knifefags chocking on huge blocks of cheese
lel cucks

same feeling I had when I realized freedom to roam is pretty fucking uncommon

and what is op's tool for?

mayhap, but cheeses here atleast are bit spoungy and they stick to the blade

path of least resistance you stupid inbred

>freedom to roam
What does that mean?

It means you can squat on someone else's land and they can't do shit about it.

You can wander around, and camp, anywhere as long as it is not land used directly for farming, or someones backyard. You can also forage of the land without the consent of the owner, but game and fish needs consent. The only condition is that you clean up after yourself.

Apparently we generally eat harder cheese here in Scandinavia, which is why it's not that useful elsewhere

You can't squat. Squating implies you're staying for prolonged periods of time. The freedom to roam gives you a few days at maximum.

:3

I HATE GYPSIES SO MUCH

Thais are pretty awful as well

This is the first thing that comes to an americans mind when they hear "freedom to roam" and which is why they don't get to have that freedom.

Im pretty sure its the way they eat cheese not just for sandwiches

Na it's basically only for sandwiches

>eating lone yellow cheese

weird, i only eat moldy cheese by itself

It's for snacking also. Razor thin slices of white cheese is the absolute best movie snack.

Yea I guess. And for some dishes.

Well that and we have more than enough public land that people can camp on. There's not really any reason to go on someone's land without their permission here (aside from emergencies).

Then why not do just like the pol said?Are you guys autistic?You can choose any cheese you want.

>Then why not do just like the pol said
Like how?

how?