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Chippy edition. NOT CHIPPER!

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korean pop

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Keri Sable 2bh lads

>chippy
good lad

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OH MY SHIT c:

why Idris Elba though?

haven't they already made everyone of importance black already?

Ahjem Choudary

>24
>healthy as fuck
>exercise all the time
>drink tons of water
>never eat sweets
>have pretty good, healthy life
>shower twice a day and wash face in between
>still get acne like a motherfucker

I can go weeks where my skin will literally be perfect and people will comment on how nice it is. It's a big confidence boost, and I think I've finally got rid of the shit for good and then BANG I will break out like crazy for no reason and there isn't a fucking thing I can do but wait it out.

I'm really fucking tired of this shit.

Does anyone know any fucking thing that actually works? Only thing that has ever worked for me was accutane but that was back when it was really bad and my doctor refuses to put me on it cuz he says it's nowhere near bad enough. Side effects are shit tho.

Afternoon matty

You shouldn't wash that much

Q is a giant Quran he consults for guidance

THIS IS NOT MY SWAN SONG OR ADIEU SO BEWARE

WHEN THEY FLY MY WHITE FLAG IN THE AIR

I'LL SHOOT IT DOWN

I'LL SHOOT IT DOWN WITH ARROWS

I heard somebody call a chip barm a chippy breadcake when I was down south once, if I remember right.

>shower twice a day

you are dumb lad

From my experience:

Stoners that want Cannabis to be legal: insufferable

Stoners that don't care: good bunch of lads

it's the chipette you melts

Might learn to play the saxophone

Haha what an uneducated baffoon

it's a chip butty you orcish fuck

I know showering often with hot water can damage hair, removes natural oils, causes dandruff. Maybe something similar with skin?

have you gone to a doctor?

it's a chippo you uncultured swines

Take any fizzy drinks out of your diet, don't put your hands anywhere near your face, regularly clean your pillows if you're lazy a towel over your pillow will suffice & also washing your face 3 times a day might do more harm than good.

From my experience stoners: degenerate

I'm here to respectfully ask you to stop killing the mandem

What message shall I take back to my people?

you will never beat this star

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Pack your bags mate.

get a degree in it mate

it's the crisper you fucking yanks

It's a chip butty when you use bread, and a chip barm when you used a barm, you rum cunt

silent whisper?

"nigger"

uh..... m-muh kpop

*tips invisible fedora*
*makes last ditch tackle*

Yeah, they always put me on the same shit that never works. Been taking the same pills for the past 3 years. Does nothing.

I never drink pop, I try my best to not touch my face and change my pillow case every 2 nights (once on each side)

really makes you think

kek

she wants a man from Flat Spracklen House

What's her name, /brit/?

>feeling kinda shit lately
>trouble with a girl
>mum is ill
>generally feeling wank
>today
>feeling proper shit
>do a load of codeine
>feel amazing
>no troubles at all

Is there any wonder people get addicted to drugs and booze.

>just looked up what a barm is

fuck's sake it's literally just a bread roll

you northern ogre cretins

sabina

#Pogback

(Your name)

Anonymous
*winks to everyone ITT*

It's a cob you fucking nonce

do your mother a favour and kill yourself

Karen

whatever your name is m'lady :)

it's called a bapcake you yank

Your mums name

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Give this a listen lads.

haven't been in one of these threads for a while

>The sign
>Favorites
>Outside a British chippy

It's over.

Poleaboo found an open can of tuna and some lettuce in the fridge so he made a tuna salad

Might go to ASDA and buy some chicken breast, peppers and stuff to make a proper salad for my night time meal

WHOAAAAAH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

Don't know it yet

The so called bf just sent me this

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alexis

fuck off dave

>Hollands all over
what the fuck is that? me mentioned

>went to Huddersfield university
>1/4 yorkshire, 1/4 lancashire, 1/4 rest of the country, 1/4 chinese/arab
>people argue about what bread is called while the internationals just look confused and call it bread

B-but my name's Darren

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*gives that lad's song a listen*

surprise surprise, it's shit

the black gf's first name is fairly unique so it's pretty doxxable, sorry

Monica

Keri

daz la!

I put my Guinness here as a joke it got some laughs a few smerks, but then some random lad from across the bar caught my eye and leaped over and started sipping from it and asking me to breast feed him sweet nectar..... Now im all for going on the mad sesh but after watching some yoked fella drink Gunniuss from my breast I think I need to take a break from the sesh.

Fiancée said she'd like to have "five or six kids" lads.

steady now quim

Karen

the alleged gf

It's a chip sandwich 2bh

vocals are too soft for me mate

?

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pretty cool video

didn't care for the song though

Are you sweating a lot and is your hair in your face? That was why I used to get acne

the so called bf

MOVE BITCH
GET OUT THE WAY

THINKING HE'S SICK YEAH IT'S LITTLE T
SENDING FOR THE GOONIES SENDING FOR ME

Do any of you actually have any hobbies?

>he's a neet

>I can go weeks where my skin will literally be perfect and people will comment on how nice it is.

Sorry to burst your bubble but it most likely doesn't like "nice", it probably just looks not as bad as it usually does. I had terrible acne aged 16-18 (am 22 now) and whenever my skin looked slightly better people would comment how "amazing" it looked despite it still being fucking disgusting, just slightly less disgusting than it usually was.

Anyways mate just go on accutane, sorted me right out and it never came back. Think it literally saved my life desu. Reckon I would have unironically have topped myself if I had to deal with it for another year or so, or at the very least I would dropped out of uni and became a shut in NEET with literally zero prospects in life. It seriously damaged my self esteem and I still feel small effects from it today, despite it being gone for years.

I go cycling and hiking, I also play the guitar badly.

>vocals are too soft for me mate

archery

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hobbies?
AHAHAHAHA (just doing the ironing)

DAZZA
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THE QUINTESSENTIAL LAD

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Back to your containment board my lad

love this post

I grow chilis and tomatoes in my greenhouse.
Also have a few house plants like jade plants and some bushes in the garden.
I was thinking of growing potatoes or onions but they require a fair bit of digging.

we're doing a suck at the olympics