Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, dairy life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread: ---Useful Links---

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>desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/日本語スレッド/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.

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youtu.be/91-7TWmO1e8
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016/schedule
l-mark.com/companion.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos


Gracias amigo

課長乙

Thanks for fixing the link, user. Your kindness has not gone unnoticed.

なぜわざわざテンプレを戻した?

Taorila did you get bampersanded too?

Thanks for making.

Can somebody tell me if this an accurate depiction of a Japanese highschool?

I report and they get deleted. Thanks mods.

no

Were you the one who posted about him on q&a?

hahaha no, that would've been perfect though

Why don't you make other taorila threads?

because i was busy watching womens archery

youtu.be/91-7TWmO1e8

Are you watching it on tv?
if you're watching it on live streaming, could you tell me?

livestream

tell you what?

ah, which site are you using?
sorry, my shit english

ウェイトリフティングの実況が韓国が好きすぎて台湾も中国も韓国と呼んだぞw

im using bbc app on my phone

誰の仕業だろうニカ

thanks, and I tell you, I always support your thread

GFをください

でも、ニッポンが一番好きです

I don't know if nihonjins can watch too, you can flick between the events on the BBC livestream (if you're in the UK at least).

bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016/schedule

>tfw no japanese gf

cuck

we seem not to be able to watch videos on the BBC website as usual.

60分200ドルになります

すごくさびしい
死にたいほど

women don't need losers
the world is painful.

peru pls

強くなるしかない、僕ら

お前は強くない…

Atleast you live in japan and are probably japanese.
I don't think these women would let me cuddle with them.
l-mark.com/companion.html

Well only if I pay the gaijin price maybe

>凹
female
>凸
male

nice

そう言うな。俺は毎日もっと強くなるぜ

毎晩は新しい日の誕生だから。ぜったい諦めるな

勝っちゃった

知ってますよ。。。
wew
です

Black guy here

Are Japs scared of us? Even if we are American? Espesically if we are American?

特に意味はないが最後は貰った m8

...

Short answer is yes.
But in Japan, every black person is Bobby.
Pic is Bobby.
Then again they're also scared of tall white blonde people.

But what do I know, I'm just a Jew.
Ask again in around 3 more hours when they start waking up.

お前の言葉に感動した
最高

そのデカチンポ振り回せばムスリムは逃げ出すぜ?

are there many spiders in japan

Hey faggots

Can I make money from affiliate marketing off one of those free blog websites, or would I have to start my own website?

nah m8 all good

ムスリムは恐怖の知らない動物です。
いつか新聖戦を行ってヨーロッパにいるムスリムを退治する

no, I don't have any reason to fear blacks

there aren't any spiders in japan.
we killed it all.

Why do Japs hate Chinese and Koreans?

good job

no youre just novelty to them because they rarely see black people

ムスリムはヨーロッパに増殖しすぎてる
移民にするなら同化を前提としなきゃ、宗教観が正反対だから大問題になる
同化が嫌なら帰国させるしかない
人権とか綺麗事言ってると自国民の人権すら失うよね

本気で言ってる?
>every black person is Bobby
こんな考え持ったこと無いぞ
白人がいたってただ白人が居るとしか思わない
他の何人であっても

If you are able for translating Japanese to English maybe it is you could able to make money.

同意ですけど、その大問題に対して僕が無力だ
人権ということがあるから本当に何もできません
泣けるよ

thank you :D

Brother's gf's brother is black and was stationed there. He said that Japanese people view black people as gods.

I'm come to think he was going to gaijin bars and meeting "juicy" girls. He married a Japanese girl and they divorced after like 2 years.

じゃあ僕も人権を叫びながらオランダに住み着きます
もちろん社会保障も頂きます、ありがとう

正直いうならいけるよ
冗談じゃない

月曜日やで
日本人は起きるやで

Reposting from /djt/

Can I get some help with translating a headline?

"JX通信社がQUICKと共同通信から数億円規模の資金を調達、金融分野でのニュース技術の開発へ"

Am I translating this correctly as "JX Newsagency received several hundreds of million of yen from Quick and Kyodo newsagency for the development of (here I am kind of lost at the second part. How exactly could I translate the 技術 in this context)"

Can we trust you will do the same with mosquitoes?

どちらがいいですか?

>3つのGBでLSDJで作られた。
>3つのGBでLSDJを使用して作られた。

ニュース技術 is an unfamiliar word even for me. I assume it's like the IT technologies of news distributions or something.

「ニュース技術」is a pretty strange wording for me.
I would just translate it as "news technology" whatever that means.

I should be happy. I can leave all the pressure and worries in Germany and enjoy my time in Korea
I got a response from my gf which made me really happy
but now I'm thinking about the time when I'm back in Germany or the embarrassing things that could happen
I'm so nervous because I don't know if my social anxiety will stop like it did last time.
Is it impossible to be completely happy if you don't take drugs? but I don't want to, I just want be loved...

Zitto meme aside Why Japanese users have been so hated or targeted on Sup Forums?
Is it because of these Netouyos? But as far as I've seen, and to be real fucking FAIR, those vicious Netouyos have objectively and clearly been eliminated and reduced more than before. Now they are just only smaller and less louder powerless bandits than anti Japan spammers always endlessly spamming WW2 propaganda and giving the war crime crap to ANY Japanese post.

Yet, as of today, on Sup Forums, Japanese are hated the most as a whole. The biggest problem and the problem only Japanese users have on Sup Forums are, mods and janitors have turned Japan away and taken the side of anti Japan trolls almost based on bigoted SJW tier political correctness and criteria. I'd accept this treatment if Netouyos who were spamming shit images against Korea were still alive, but in fact, they aren't.

Mods, please, please STATE you support those anti Japan shit. You can tell you've been VERY biased. In the context of WW2 you delete only Japanese postsand ban only Japanerse users.

As a Japanese I cant fucking stand this shit anymore. Sup Forums has become pretty much the most ridiculous board. Sadly, POLITICALLY.

つのGBでLSDJで作られた。
つのGBでLSDJを使用して作られた。

I'm not sure what's GB means. A place?

大阪であったやつだろうか
今はみなとみらいでイベントやってるし中の人は大変だな

sex is gross
join me in abstinence, Japan

GB = GameBoy
LSDJ is a piece of music software which runs natively on a GameBoy

In English:
>It was made on three Gameboys using LSDJ

Make this as it's own thread 2bh

Anyway I think everyone likes Japan, just the allied nations who don't like Japan during that particular time.

add me on skype: t20weeks

The song was made by making three different tracks using LSDJ. These were then recorded natively from a gameboy, once for each track. Finally, they were combined to form the final song.

In a sense, there could have been three different gameboys or just one. They were probably all the same type, though.

寝ます
明日は目覚めたくない
いつも眠り続けたい
永遠に

お願いが叶うように

おやすみなさい

can you speak japanese?

3つのGBでLSDJを使用して作られた。
I think that this is better.

You only think that Japanese are targeted because you only notice insults aimed at Japanese.
Japanese think Sup Forums is anti-Japanese, Americans think it's anti-American, Swedes think it's anti-Swedish and so on
Everybody only get hurt when people laugh at them and at the same time they keep posting ebin bants towards other flags

Meanwhile Sup Forums is actually only anti-Portugese

no. can you speak German?

オランダ太郎おやすみ
ゆっくり休めよ

Thanks.
I derived 「を使用して」 from technical manuals in Japanese, so I wasn't sure how appropriate it sounded in context.

I like Portugal. It's like Spain but better

sleep well

We don't hate Japanese people. We just like to bully them since we're self-deprecating weebs. I'll admit that I have said some rude things but it's banter. 本当にごめんなさい 日本人くん

オチが良いwwwwwww

Ain't that Basque country?

no..
its very hard

Tech writers' Japanese are usually strange.

ok. add me anyway

ok done.

って

what did you have for dinner last?

バーベキュー鶏肉

:o

かわいい

キノコとひき肉の炒め物

First time I heard about it I really thought it was Go with Pokemon skin, like Picross and all that stuff.
Would have probably played if it had really been Go.