Has your country ever been invaded?
Has your country ever been invaded?
Invasion day?
Yes, by Paraguay.
We genocided then after lol
A lot
Never
yes, by the bongs.
t. american abo nigger
Yes, but luckily my ancestors were the invaders and the previous landowners had no concept of land or ownerism.
feels good desu
I think he's talking about the war of 1812, not colonization.
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Yes, by El Salvador and Honduras. Our greatest military victory I think.
Dibsed by the teabags before the Germans in 1940
>528 killed
Just another week in Honduras
Many times.
no
British invasion May 10th 1940 never forget
Then there was the borderline Danish invasion in the 1850s where one of the biggest warships in the Danish navy brought a platoon of soldiers to clarify that independence was not on the table. Hardly an invasion since Iceland was a Danish possession back then but almost counts.
the brits were some real bros 2bh
>one of the biggest warships in Denmark
was Danish navy powerful? They never really get mentioned anywhere
various skirmishes/intrusions by indians and a short war with americans (burnt down what is now toronto) but never to a big scale.
by some faggots from Britain that claimed they were escaping religious persecution, then they killed all of my kind to cleanse us of our primtivism
reminder that "countries" that haven't been invaded at least 5 times aren't real countries
Kek, fuck them
at its peak it was one of the most powerful navies in Europe after the British, Spanish and French, and Denmark had a small but respectable colonial empire with holdings in the Caribbean, Africa and India, not to mention the Atlantic holdings of the Faroe Islands, Iceland and Greenland
but at that point it was long past its peak since it never really recovered from being completely destroyed by the British Royal Navy in 1807
Is it true that 99% of Canadians live at most 2 miles away from the US border?
>2 miles
No, but most do live within like 160 km. Basically the big majority of the country lives in pic related, the majority of the country is cool continental climate with boreal forests that nobody would bother to settle for now. We have lots of space though and fresh water so as population increases and the earth heats up we might settle further up north along rivers.
Better information.
Yes, by white people.
pic related, mostly people except for a handful of aboriginals don't bother to live anywhere in the dark green forest areas
STFU ICEFUCKER U R A FUCKING SHITTY DANESHIT
How does the Brazilian know more about American history than you?
no one here can say no, mostly because of us
It's a shame they missed one
Ha!
t. literally a brit with a half british flag that speaks the language of its masters
this uses such a liberal use of the word "invasion" that this map is just plain nonsense
it's not really an invasion if we're saving you from the nazis or even worse, denmark
Revolution
War of 1812
Pancho Villa
Japs in WWII
Never forget the British invasion of Greenland
you invaded it after we did desu
Kinda hard not to be invaded while being a bully in the crossroads of europe. repelled most of them though.
Japan tried to invade during WW2, boy was that close
What about us?
Netherlands during colonial rule, Paraguay after independence. That's it.
You invaded us? The only conflict we had was when our airforce shot some mexican fishermen in our waters and you Almost attacked us.
Yes. Those poutine shits came and burnt down our white house while the army was dealing with the chavs.
Canada's finest hour
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Yes, remember your country was bigger
es.wikipedia.org
That one was close, 2bh our P-47s were almost our of service by the time, but pic related was brand new
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>7 casualties taking an abandoned construction site
Pretty sure it was actual British people, anyway
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Dozens of attempts. Only during the French Revolution and WW2 they were succesful.
The Dutch deserve to be invaded.
So does your mom.
Fuck off, trench-footed swamp monkey.
No, never.
there is a reason why france is a touristic country
Ahh yes, we had some of those jets too, but you had more and had more experience
That explains why our borders are so straight.
Both of our countries claim Belize, we have that in common
None :3
Yes, even right as we speak.
Kek
Hasn't Poland been invaded something like 64 times since the 1600's?
The Polish people were MADE to be invaded.
And your country was made by invading and robbery.
Shame on you!
>1697
>Poland is in union with Lithuania
>aka Commonweatlth
>aka the Land of anarchy
>elective monarchy
>nobles are electing
>10% of society
>nobles fighting themselves during election of king
>king can't do a shit without permission of nobles
>nobles are members of parliament
>in parliament during voting everyone had to agree
>if ONE was against, all the shit for nothing, everyone go home
>country gets shittier
>Russia, Austria, Prussia, Polish magnates bribing nobles to disagree while debating
>literally no reforms
>new king
>yay the king
>from Saxony (absolute monarchy)
>pissed off at PLC political system
>want too conquer some clay to make it personal clay
>from personal clay declare PLC absolute monarchy
>totally gonna work
>1700
>let's attack
>great northern war
>king attacks as Saxony, PLC stays neutral
>big coalition of Denmark, Russia, Saxony rekt by Sweden
>most of battles in PLC
>but hey, i'm neutral
>i can't hear you you poor fuck
>country devastated
>21 years of war
>twenty
>one
>every single shitty village looted
>can't rebuild country
>and PLC finally rekt in 1795
>and that's the story how PLC was invaded without being invaded
>polishluck.exe
And there you go friend, you can count invasions by yourself, but I bet it is a big number en.wikipedia.org
yeah look at these aggressors
>mfw Poland could have been a superpower today if it wasn't for the Sejm
daily reminder that Swemalis lost this war hard to the Russians
You forgot the jews from the Netherlands. They were killed too.
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oh wow no shit who would have thougth that looking at the second half of that picture.
thanks for reminding us
if only we had allied against the russians
but no because of Riksdag dethroning Sigismund Vasa and the whole century full of wars between Poland and Sweden just started
if Sigismund wasn't fanatic catholic Vasa dynasty would probably ruled Sweden, Commonwealth and Russia
pretty comparable to Habsburgs
Yes, peru tried to take part of our land by force, but we sent them back.