Sup Forums I can no longer slide my torso under my desk, what do?

Sup Forums I can no longer slide my torso under my desk, what do?

gentoo

Go outside.

prop the desk up on non-proprietary cinder blocks

Start running.

My actual problem is eating too much, my day job is hard labor, but with that I have money to afford fast food more often, which is just too good.

Thats actually so gross. Try eating toilet paper with water for a while, it'll make you feel full with zero calories.

You are honestly at the stage where you need an eating disorder to fix that plus eating disorders are quite fun.

Ask /fit/

Is eating toilet paper safe? or are you memeing?

jump rope. HIIV cardio loses you more calories, plus you don't have to leave your cave. There's also a skill element to it, which can make it more fun.

Its not really bad, I've done it for a few weeks. There no nutrients in TP so you just poop it out.

I found it best, at first rip a square into 2-3 piece and just swallow with heeps of water, dont bother chewing.

Later youll get more brave and do square at once.

lmao this kid eats toilet paper!!! rofl. mind if i screencap this?

Used to for a few weeks as a teen, although im chewing on a square now and it low key fun.

nigga turn on the lights

post more pics pls

Seek help

>tfw been 10 years since 'chewing on a square'

How much you paying?

>paying
buddy tumblr and bbw-chan has more belly pics than you could ever imagine i ain't gonna pay shit

i'd still try to ask tho

See the real problem here is that you need get yourself a concave desk

get a hobby that makes you melt like cocaine or speed if you're a poorfag

>bbw-chan
wow

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that's what the huge hydraulic height adjuster on your chair is designed for

Has a BHM board.

are u abi bakr al'baghdadi

But then my arm rests aren't high enough to go over my desk

of course there's an acronym for that too

The fuck am i looking at here

uninstall gentoo?

>America runs on dunk'in.
Joke is op doesn't run

well, in that case you can fuck right off.

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Jesus nigger go take a walk, don't stay shitposting on the chins all day.

Eating less is difficult with nothing else in your life to give you joy. But I have cut out eating a lunch for the most part

Just cut your gut off

ooo lifehack

Head to /ck/ and learn to cook, then spend your money on kitchen items and weird ingredients you might not normally buy (aged meat, fresh fish or other seafood, etc).

Nothing like making your own better than restaurant quality food at a fraction of the cost. And lunch is for left overs nigga.

Fast food is just being lazy

that's only making it worse, if you skip lunch you'll just get more hungry in the evening and eat more than usual, and your starved body will absorb it all. skip dinner instead and go to bed early

My dinner portions haven't changed

still fuckhuge, you mean?

Not really, probably 800 calories or less around 6PM going to sleep at 12AM

yeah, that's too much for an empty stomach, eat bigger breakfasts instead

using arch/gentoo comes at a price
absolute freedom and computational magic will grant you power at the cost of your mobility

Amphetamine

fat fucks already put too much stress on their heart. that will make it pop

Is this actually effective? How long till I see progress?