Paris/Budapest/Rome all 2000 years old

>Paris/Budapest/Rome all 2000 years old
>Los Angeles 100 years old
>still has more culture than those other "cities" combined
>Actually diverse with many races and cultures
>not 100% Islamic
>has the best wine in the world just 45 minutes north in Santa Barbara, surpassing the French at what they are known for
>has the best climate in the world, way better than Rome's Mediterranean climate
>best kino in the world
>best music in the world
>basically entertainment capital of the world
>also the sports capital of the world
>had the most successful Olympics in history back in 1984
>everyone else goes bankrupt while we prosper
youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4

How can other "cities" even compete?

Don't mind the Caliphornians folks, we're really sorry

My condolences mane, I can't imagine dealing with this kind of cancer in my own country

Cali fags get out

>also the sports capital of the world
Pretty sure you mean Melbourne, to be quite completely honest with you.

American """banter"""

At least we have water.

CHI

>will shitpost for water

are they all lke this?

Dont forget the gigantic fucking battleship fellow californian! :^)

You are just jealous of our godlike powers, making the desert bloom.

>Budapest
>2000 years old

American education

LA wouldnt reach Rome historical prestige even when given 10 000 years

>wine

...

We actually hate LA. You are being memed

still the best state though

>his stupid

i know mane, i was just ironically counter-memeing.

jeez

los angeles is a place where you can be a successful layer/doctor/actuary/whatever and send your daughters to the most prestigious private school you can find and they'll still aspire to be an instagram models and suck niggers' dicks on the hip hop scene.

literally the most degenerate, niggerfied fucking city in the world.

>your stupid

>LA
>good
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

wheres your battleship? Did you even keep one?

LA best city prove me wrong.

>Best wine

ROFLMAO

LA is only capital of garbage entertainment.
At least speak about New York that produced some actual relevant stuff.

And Rome is older than 2000 years.
It has a stratification of history like nowhere else in the world.
But you don't know nothing about it.

the only thing 2000 years old in there Is Rome
but it's actualy more like 2700 years old

>california
>prestigious schools
Nope

>What is Aquincum

I don't get how people say America has no culture. The entire world has adopted and consumes our culture.

:^)

American posters make me feel less like an idiot.

Thats why they are blind to it. American culture is the canvas that other countries shit paint onto to feel unique

Celtic shit does not apply

It's because the only american culture we export is the shitty commercial corporate "culture" and "art" such as disney movies or superhero movies.

America is a hole where Europeans shat in, and you're calling this shitty well a cultured one.

Roman actually, and it does count, as its buildings were used later on by the Magyar settlers and is considered to be the predecessor to present day Budapest by áll historians

...

Die Califag

Nice troll, you almost upset me.

Did you know it was california that invented the impact sprinkler?

'murican education strikes again

I can't wait for you fuckers to fall off into the ocean.

>le xth largest economy
fuck off dude

Of course you have a culture, every country has a culture. But modern pop culture and consumer culture, your two biggest cultural exports, aren't particularly sophisticated

>bragging about a city that will become 95% hispanic in 5 years
huh......

>france and germany
>not wearing burhkas
Wtf this is so insensitive.

CHI

Imagine how he feels seeing his daughters now. I can't imagine how awful it must feel as a father to see your innocent children transform into vapid whores.

Underrated

Tallest trees in the world.

We were a sovereign republic for about 3 weeks, beating handily the unwitting mexican empire with our superiority, and then reinforcing the US in their war with the tyrants!

And yet the world flocks to our entertainment and prefers it to their own

Sounds like a desperate attempt at holding any kind of superiority you can to America. We have plenty of cultures here. More than any other country.

speaking of 2024's olympics.

any italians know if the new mayor will cancel the city's bid?

no idea, doesn't sound like something she'd do though

> Tallest trees in the world.
Yet like your foreign policy you can never see the forest.

Your state was good at one point but in the current day you are just dogshit awful

guess she'll hold a referundum on it either way, best way to make it happens like for hamburg

Thank you French user for reminding me they were announcing the host city. Having The marathon in Paris would be great.

eh, referenda aren't exactly popular these days

In one year lad, one year.

Still, id choose rome or fucking budapest over commiefornia any day.

There are many wonderful qualities of california friend!
Such as the underground gardens in fresno!
Or the fact that there is court precedent that loli does not violate obscenity laws!

who wouldn't

Pascal
Descartes
Apollinaire
Baudelaire
Hugo
Voltaire
Proust
Maupassant

These french could burry your "culture" with a tea spoon tbhwy.

commiefornians like OP obviously :^)

let it go, 'muricans can't comprehend

>Voltaire
isnt he that hack that insulted byzantine art?
what a barbarian

>And yet the world flocks to our entertainment and prefers it to their own
Are you fucking kidding me? Literally go to any other country besides probably Canada, all the TV there is basically from their own country or from Britain. I used to think Australia had a lot of American entertainment, but then I went to America and realised that Australia has less than 1% of the American entertainment that America has.

voltaire did God's work

>that /his/ meme

everytime.

Meaningless.

What are your movie theaters filled with?

Even the cinéma is a french invention. How dare you think that USA or CA could touch European culture...?

American films obviously, they're movie theatres. Americans only watch movie theatre films? Toppest of keks.

USA comes from European culture. You judge your culture on the past but with America the kardashians?

btfo kid

hi california if you could please stop making all your new movies green screen fests that would be great, ta

What do you eat at Out™Back™ Steak™House™?
>"Australian" food
BTFO bro :^)

that's because you have no past culture

California pls go

False equivalency and you know it. What's on the radio lad?

Sure we do. Revolutionary era produced great men. Rebel culture. And technically British culture is our past culture.

oh wow
that's like
so much culture
like
wow

We don't really go to movie theatres though, at least not often. It's not like America where this is a normal activity. First thing on my radio alarm clock I hear is some lads talking about the football.

>from no culture to acknowledgement of some
good boy

Centuries from now when society is far more advanced all the great things America produced will be viewed with the same romanticism. No one thought they were so cultured in the times they were living in.

sarcasm

Go one full year without consuming any American entertainment. I can do that with both of our countries no sweat.

your****

half of what you eat is our food, good luck with that

You will have a much harder time.

[spoiler]Your violating the terms right now[/spoiler]

Are you using wireless internet?

Wow you know what? I just did.

>speaking english

you're*

oh scusa, hai ragione, vabbè dai
poi a pensarci vediamo se capisci, secondo te perché parlo in inglese?

or the phone

I was talking about using Sup Forums you dolts

[spoiler]all these (You)s :^)[/spoiler]

I've been having a lot of dumb typos lately, I think I'm losing it.

nah Australia didn't invent the phone, guiseppe

Neither did it invent wifi

That's the point I was making, you actual nincompoop. Give it up, Riley.

What point? there is no point.

Nothing funnier than Australia telling another country it has no culture though. Why are you even here?

>italia is scrambling hard af rn looking for the slightest claim on inventions that americans use

Is it true California is borderline socialist?

No mate, I was just responding to your asinine delusions at thinking we all worship American culture or something like that.
>he's using wireless internet

>>he's using wireless internet
wew, grasping at straws are we. You should really use a better example when the internet is an American invention.

Jesuit Christmas

You didn't say you were going to live without American stuff though, you said you were going to live without Australian and Italian stuff. You're the retard that's making the claims.