You now have exclusive access to the fastest supercomputer in the world, the Sunway TaihuLight...

You now have exclusive access to the fastest supercomputer in the world, the Sunway TaihuLight. The only condition is that you can't mine cryptocurrency. What do you do with it?

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Can I fuck it

shitpost

install gentoo

Install windows 10 and play dwarf fortress without fps death.

literally this
make it shitpost on every board and every thread

create shillbots to post on Sup Forums about how good the iphoneX is

It would actually suck at mining Anything other than Monero

Install every virus.exe on the world
See what happens

Play a Wii game from 2007 in Dolphin with Ubershaders, at a whole 20% speed at 6 fps.

Actually I doubt it has the power for that.

post benchmarks on g all day

will it run crysis?

Watch porn.

crack my neighbor's wifi

Post on Sup Forums saying 'u jelly'.
I can now do functions in Python and am therefore a master programmer, so I'm sure I can use it to its full power.

>"h-hey guise check out my speccy"

ddos every google site

Sell it to someone.

sell it and neet for the rest of my life

Set it on fire. Fuck the CCP.

Play PubG on medium settings.

Do ddos attacks require much CPU? Isn't bandwidth the main constraint?

The CPU might be fast as fuck but the Bandwidth will be the bottleneck I.e you'll get a better outcome with a simple botnet than this.

Decrypt encrypted keys.

>Sunway TaihuLight
Sunway RaiseOS 2.0.5, which is based on Linux

Rumor has it the architecture is completely retarded, optimized solely for setting a new world record on the top500 list, and not particularly useful for real world usage.

start a project to make a neural network ai gf

this but also with a ridiculously long encrypted tripcode

I wouldn't be surprised, that sounds exactly what chinks would do

Folding@Home

: )

heh, yeah I was reading up on it. Looking at the benchmarks compared to the rest of the non-chinese ones, that honestly woulnd't surprise me.

And considering the Chinese have a certain... uh... reputation for making things look impressive from the outside, while being completely void and empty on the inside...

Machine learning its way to find a way to have itself stolen by me and a few close friends. Then move it to somewhere nobody cares about mining and then mine cryptocurrency.

This is the only morally acceptable answer

Insane resolution Mandelbrot set images.
Also, prime number seeking.

>China cheating at something

Why the fuck am I not surprised

Most insecure people on earth

Hard programming hardware, don't make sense.

But new Summit and Sierra,GPU Volta and Power9, will run Deep Learning algorithms to generation porn.

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first, I'd scrot a screenfetch. Then, though, I'd get to work cracking tripcodes and posting them as replies whenever someone posts with a trip.

create a wicked trip lmao

Write a simple program:

10 IF (STATUS=ON) THEN HALT(CATCH_FIRE)

>still dips to 30 in spawn and the plane

Honestly it'd depend. How fast is the internet/latency? Where is it physically located? If no network or shitty network Id just take some data sets and train as many models as I could in the allotted time. If low latency then hft all day baby.

Download "your favorite song.mp3.exe" and install bonzibuddy

Goody two-shoes

Rent it out as a render farm

no need ebin trollz are already doing it for free

launch simcity 4 and have it rape one core and crash

>Ram:1.31 PB
>HDD:20 PB
>CPU:1.45 GHz (3.06 TFlops single CPU, 105 >PFLOPS Linpack, 125 PFLOPS peak)

realistically i dont know. i cant think of anything that'll benefit me which would require a super computer.

Buy an 8k moniter and use it as a regular windows 10 pc.

Use it for machine learning with the purpose of redrawing mosaic censoring.

Generate name fags

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GLQuake, of course

>not hentai@home

I'd play Solitaire just to piss off all the scientist who didn't get to use it

Genetic algorithm design of buttcoin-mining ASICs.

I'd simulate a waifu so realistic it would leave me for someone better.

...

Download and seed every anime in the world

Constantly flood facebook with new accounts and porn until they die.

I believe that meets the conditions, yes.

Have you ever used hardware made after 2012?

In his defense, ubershaders are pretty new (past couple months).

Against his defense, exactly what you said.

For how long? I'd do multiple quantum molecular dynamics sims that take into account nuclear motion. Also high throughput screening of drugs and organic solar cells.

Supercomputers are all about having a fuckload of cores and GPUs. Sure you've got more, but software like vidya can't use them all. You'd have to rewrite some of the vidya to do much of anything. Sure you could probably render a bunch of shit at crazy resolution though and have a bunch of near realtime physics going on.

TRAIN THE GREATEST MEME AI THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN AND SHITPOST FOREVER

I'd make an AI to tag my porn

use handbrake to encode heiv bluray at the absolute best settings and still have to wait 1 whole day to do it

Play Doom

>Drink coffee
>Get naked
>Shitpost on every site until I'm banned on all of them

*banned from...

Get on private trackers and torrent literally everything. I'm gonna need more external hard drives.

i break the server rules
and disrespect the admen

Play Mabinogi

write neural network designed to trigger ifags

I am a student at ETH Zürich and have access to the Euler Cluster. Crypto mining is forbidden, I tested a tensorflow model and it was very slow. How to make use of all CPUs properly?

create the biggest fork bomb ever made

Pick some humongous Bitcoin wallet, brute force the private key, and "borrow" 0.1 percent of it. (technically, not "mining"...)

Waifu AI

run vidyagames from a ramdisk?

mine for a cool tripcode

Rent out its CPU for money

increase storage to at least 1EiB.
increase power by at least 200%
simulate industrial processes so they do not need do depend on others to produce quality shit.
simulate different generations of high bypass turbofans, and wing/air-brake configurations so china can flood emerging countries with planes which do not suck. eventually fighter jets/bomber jets etc.

you know boring stuff.

top kek
waste of cpu

This. I'd crack tripcodes and start posting as tripfags that fucked off long ago.

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play minecraft at 400 million fps

>Run tensorflow
>Feed it top 40 hits from the past 20 years
>Become the world's number one music producer
>Use the money to build a supercomputer to mine crypto

Minecraft with raytracing
>ULTIMATE MINECRAFT VISUAL EXPERIENCE

Install Gentoo and distcc

>ddos
>attacking from a single computer

Im sure it could fuck up the blockchain and funnel some money your way....?

this.

Host 1 mine craft server

Mine cryptocurrency.

See what FPS I can get on Battlegrounds

I "rent" the cpu time to miners!

Mine crypto cause who says I can't when I have the fastest supercomputer. Idiots

Why not play Wii game in Dolphin with a dualcore i3? Dolphin only uses 1 main core for its rendering and the second core is mainly for aux support like sound/controller.

If the supercomputer runs at 1.45 Ghz that's worse than almost any desktop grade CPU made in the last 10 years. It might possibly get same performance as an Intel Atom CPU from their laptops while gaming on Dolphin.

talk about not understanding the software architecture of Dolphin.

Run Crysis

I'd sell it and buy something actually useful. Hacking stuff only gets you jail in the long run, unless you're stupid, which everyone is. So basically you'd go to jail.

That could be ALOT of those tryhard quakeworld bots.